熟女镇（2009）

Cougar Town S05E02

Part 2 Dec. 8, 2020, 10:53 p.m.

I have this insurance issue.
我的车保有点问题
Why don't we forget about this whole thing
不如我们就这么愉快的忘记刚才的一切
and grab a cup of coffee, take a deep breath,
喝杯咖啡深呼吸一下
and I can try to figure out
让我理清思绪
how someone as incredible as you are isn't married.
你这么一个佳人怎么还会没出嫁
Well, actually, I...
实际上我
I'm Jules.
我叫茱尔斯
I'm Sam. Shall we?
我叫萨姆一起吗
Sure.
没问题
Ellie!
艾莉
I lost my insurance, I rear-ended a guy,
我的车保没了我追尾了一个男的
and now I'm on a fake date to try to get out of it
然后现在我为了让格雷森不杀我
so grayson doesn't kill me. How do I flirt?
要假意跟车主约会我该怎么调情
Bat your eyes, flip your hair,
眨眨眼甩甩头发
Laugh at everything he says, and rock that cleavage.
他说啥你都笑胸部抖起来
Thanks, bye.
多谢再见
All right, bat...
好的眨...
You didn't injure those during the crash, did you?
追尾时没伤到你的双峰吧
Oh, no. Uh, they're fine.
没事儿它们好着呢
I was just double-checking, you know.
我只是再确认一下你懂得
"Honk-honk. Ah-oogah!"
"哼哼哈兮"
They're good.
好着呢
Well, that's a relief.
那可真是长出一口气
It's hard to find a replacement horn from the 1930s.
上世纪三十年代的喇叭坏了可不好找新的
So, um, you don't live here in town?
话说你不住这镇上吗
No, I'm just here on my way through Miami.
我只是穿过迈阿密路过这里
My venture capital firm is investing in --
我的投资公♥司♥正在投资给...
This is really boring. Tell me about you.
好无聊啊说说你吧
Well, I like wine.
我喜欢红酒
Okay.
好吧
Oh, and I also sell real estate.
还有我还在卖♥♥♥房♥♥地♥产♥
I like that you started with wine.
我还是喜欢你用红酒开场
I like a nice Chianti, and not just because
我喜欢基安蒂红葡萄酒不仅是因为
that's what Hannibal Lecter would drink when he ate people.
那是汉尼拔·莱克特在吃人时喝的酒
Hannibal who?
汉尼拔是谁
Lecter, from the movie "Silence of the lambs."
汉尼拔·莱克特《沉默的羔羊》那个
There were silent lambs? Well, no, not really.
有羔羊是哑的吗不不是真的
They were more of a symbol.
只是一种象征手法
So you own your own business?
所以你是自己当老板的吗
How did that happen?
是怎么开始的呢
Oh, okay. Well, a few years ago,
好吧几年以前
I was in a bad mountain-climbing accident.
我在一次爬山事故中受了伤
Oh, no. Don't worry, I didn't die or anything.
别紧张我又没死也没缺胳膊少腿
But it was a really bad fall,
但真的摔得很惨
And it made me realize that life is a gift
它让我认识到生命是一种馈赠
and we have to make the most of every day.
我们得尽力活好每一天
So, I bought my own company,
所以我买♥♥下了自己的公♥司♥
I made an ungodly amount of money,
还挣了一大笔钱
and now I just spend my whole life
现在我在用全部生命
just traveling and enjoying myself.
旅行和享受生活
Falling off that mountain
从山上掉下来那一次
was the best thing that ever happened to me.
对我而言是最美好的一件事
I fell off this really tall chair once.
我有一回从一个特别高的椅子上摔下来过
And when I hit the floor,
我摔到地上时
I found my missing hairbrush right there under the couch.
在沙发底下找到我失踪很久的发梳
Your story's better.
还是你的故事更精彩
Was it a good brush?
是把好发梳吗
It was a great brush.
是最好的发梳
Then I'd call it a tie.
那我觉得咱们俩半斤八两
Ho. Lee. Majors.
额滴神啊
I have spent the last few hours
我这几个小时都在
mapping out every story you've ever told.
拼出你说的所有故事
Which has been great for business.
把这精力用在生意上就是极好的
So, if you don't mind, I'd like to confirm a few details.
所以如果你不介意我想确认一些细节
So, you were born and conceived in a Jacuzzi.
你出生以及受孕都在一个按♥摩♥浴缸里
Yeah. Your mom was a whitesnake groupie,
你妈妈是白蛇乐队的成员
and your dad was a politician who knocked her up
你♥爸♥爸是个政客把你妈肚子搞大
and then left to be with his own legitimate family.
又回到了他自己的合法家庭
Yeah. You've had five stepdads, countless foster dads,
你有五个继父数不清的养父
and you have been medically dead...four times?
而且你还曾医学死亡了...四次
Beach, rave, rodeo, kid rock show.
海滩狂欢牛仔竞技儿童摇滚表演
That's four.
四次
You've been molested by a dolphin...
你被一只海豚调戏过
Ugh. ...attacked by an animatronic bear,
被一只电子熊攻击过
ear ripped off by a falcon,
被猎鹰拽掉过一只耳朵
and Robin Williams slept with your niece.
罗宾·威廉斯睡过你侄女
Remember, her foot got caught in his arm hair.
记住她的脚卡在了他的臂毛里
They had to call the paramedics to get her out.
他们不得不打120把她拽出来
You go to a psychic
你去找过一个通灵师
whose hands were ripped off by a chimp,
她的手让一个猩猩拽掉了
And you have a friend with robot arms.
你有个朋友装了机械胳膊
Aww! Amanda!
阿曼达
And another with robot legs.
另外一个装着机械腿的朋友
Ugh. Nezzie.
奈茜
Now that we are clear
现在我们都搞清了
on the insane details...
所有荒唐的细节
I am gonna find the hole
我会找到那个漏洞
that sinks this ship of lies.
击沉这艘谎言之船
Someone's getting an epic spanking!
有人的屁屁要壮烈牺牲了
I got this from my buddy Ron at the Pizza Palace.
我朋友罗恩从披萨宫拿来的
Can you believe I couldn't find a snow shovel anywhere in town?
我在整个镇子竟然找不到一把雪铲
Yes. Because this is Florida.
是啊这是佛罗里达
Where it never snows.
这里从不下雪
Until now.
直到现在
Help me out.
帮帮忙
Ow! Fine.
好吧
Bobby, you know I get excited when you get excited,
鲍比你一兴奋我就兴奋
but the news report did say "10% chance."
但是新闻说只有"百分之十"的可能
Right.
是啊
For snow!
会下雪
Yeah! Snow!
太好了下雪
It's gonna snow, baby!
要下雪啦
Ohh. Sorry, I tried.
抱歉我尽力了
Did you? Dad, I feel like
你有吗老爸
you're only hearing what you want to hear.
你总是左耳进右耳出
Look, I just don't want you to be disappointed
但是我不想因为没下雪
when it doesn't snow.
害你失望啊
Power of positive thinking, Trav.
正能量之力小崔
When I believe something's gonna happen, it does.
我相信什么会发生什么就会发生
Wine me.
给我酒
My head is swimming with Laurie Keller tales
劳里·凯勒劣迹斑斑的谎言
of smut and lies.
快把我的脑子淹没了
Oh, how did your date go?
约会怎么样啊
Amazing!
太棒了
I laughed, I flipped my hair,
我笑了撩了头发
I gave him an eyeful of big lefty and shortstack.
我飞了媚眼又露了事业线
He didn't know what hit him.
他都想不起我撞了他的车
What?
什么
Oh, right. I didn't tell you.
对了我忘记跟你说了
You see, I hit this really expensive car
我才发现我们车险失效了
right after I found out that our car insurance had lapsed.
就撞了一辆很贵的车
Lapsed? It means expired.
失效就是过期了
Read a book sometime.
多读点书
My ring fell off,
我的戒指掉了
and the driver of the car asked me for coffee.
那辆车的主人请我喝了杯咖啡
And then I got some flirting tips from Ellie,
艾莉又教了几招勾引的小技巧
and then he said, "Forget the whole thing."
最后他来了句 "一笔勾销"
Please don't be mad.
不要生气
That is awesome!
这太棒了
So, I did good?
我做得还不错