加州靡情（2007）

Californication S03E11

Part 4 Dec. 1, 2020, 11:41 a.m.

走十步再转身?
i don't believe i have ever met a bigger pussy in my life.
我这辈子没见过你这么怂的
you slept with the man's wife,didn't you?
你睡了他老婆不是吗?
the code of honor demands it.
那就得照荣誉守则来
what do you know about honor,you numb nuts? silence.
你还懂什么荣誉守则蠢货? 安静
i'll have none of that filthy talk on this field of valor.
谁都不能在这勇气之野撒野
my bad.
我错了
this is quite fun,chels,isn't it?
这是不是很有意思 Chels?
reminds me of the good old days
让我想起了以前的美好时光
when we used to follow your father around from battlefield to battlefield.
我们跟着你父亲一个一个战场地跑
ladies...
女士们...
come on.
上啊
start your egos.
都把胸膛挺起来
oh,for fuck's sake,moody,stop fucking around.
哦他奶奶的 Moody 别玩了
come on!
认真点!
come on,let's do this thing.
认真点好好来一次
come on.
认真点啊
come on,let's go.
好重新来
there,stand there. i hope dad shoots him right in between the eyes.
那站那希望老爸一枪打中他脑门
come on,moody,you're not getting out of this one.
来吧 Moody 这次你别想溜了
i'll let that slide since this isn't a real duel.
我就不希望了反正他们也是闹着玩的
one,two,five,six...
一二五六...
nine,ten.
九十
oh,damn it to hell.
哦见他♥娘♥的♥鬼
well,moody,take your shot.
Moody 你开枪吧
wait,you want me to shoot you?
稍等你要我开枪打你?
nah,it's all right.i'm good.
得还是算了吧
moody,i demand that you shoot me.
Moody 我要求你开枪打我
oh,no can do.
哦我不干
this whole thing is way too gay for me. hold on a second.
这也太娘了等等
you fucked the man's wife,and now you refuse to shoot him?
你干了他老婆现在还不愿意开枪打他?
you know something,if it's all the same to you
这对你不就一个事么
is this what's supposed to happen?
是不是本来就该这样的?
cool down,girls.
冷静点姑娘们
well,i guess i deserved that.
好吧我活该
i'm sorry.
对不起
i apologize.
我道歉
no biggie.
没啥大不了的
no,it was ungentlemanly of me.
不是我不够绅士
the purpose of a duel is to fight with honor and decorum.
决斗的意义就是带有荣耀和礼仪地战斗
nice one,dean.
打得好院长
that was oh,you liked that,huh? yes,i did.
是啊哦你也觉得好啊? 是啊
well,you know something?you offend my honor.
知道么? 你也冒犯了我的女人
you offend my lady's honor.
你冒犯了我女人的荣誉
your lady?
你的女人?
are you so sure she's really yours?
你能确定她真的是你的吗?
shit,moody,you couldn't own a woman like that.
靠 Moody 你不能这么对自己的女人
christ,i still remember the sound of her approaching climax fucking choir of angels.
上帝啊我还记得她高♥潮♥时叫得就跟见了跟九大天使似的(最高级的天使)
that's my ass!
别压我屁♥股♥!
i can't tell if they're joking or not.
还真说不准他们是闹着玩还是别的
got him!
抓到你了!
oh,god,i think they're actually fighting.
哦天哪他们是认真地在干架呢
can i take you up on that drink?
我能来杯酒吗?
fuck your pussy.
干♥你♥的逼
fuck your pussy.
干♥你♥的逼
fuck my pussy?
干我的逼?
or your pussy is my pussy,or shut up and pound me.
或者你的逼就是我的逼或者闭嘴用力干我
okay.
好的
oh,shit!
哦操!
oh,my back.
哦我的背
holy mother of fuck!
操你老祖宗的!
help,help.
救命救命啊
why did i let you sit on the sink?
我为什么让你坐水槽上呢?
the chick is supposed to sit on the sink.
妓♥女♥才坐水槽上的
that's bathroom boning 101!
这可是浴室做♥爱♥第一课!
i can't move,i'm fucking drowning here.
我动不了了我要淹死在这了
you're drowning,really?
你要淹死了搞笑啊你?
yeah,a person can drown in this amount of water in certain circumstances.
真的特殊情况下这点水也能淹死人的
oh,god.
哦老天
okay,you big baby.
好了你个大怪物
okay.
好了
get over here.
过来
okay.
好了
okay,climbing the toilet bowl.
好爬到马桶上
oh,fuck.
哦靠
we're almost home. sit,sit.
马上到了坐下坐下
wait.
等等
what the fuck is that?
这什么?
you had my name tattooed above your ass crack?
你把我名字纹到你屁♥股♥缝上了?
oh,jesus,i was drunk.
哦耶稣啊我当时喝醉了
i don't even remember getting it done.
都不记得去纹身了
charlie. what?i'm getting it removed.
Charlie 干嘛啊? 我会把它弄掉的
i am. no,you're not.
我会的不行不要弄掉
what?
啥?
you like it?
你喜欢?
no,i don't like it.
不我不喜欢
it's fucking retarded.
太白♥痴♥了
retarded and sweet...
白♥痴♥又可爱...
just like you,runkle.
就像你一样 Runkle
i guess i'd better take my walking wounded home,right?
我最好还是把那个受伤的家伙带回家去吧?
that's if he ever comes out of the bathroom.
如果他能从卫生间出来的话
are you are you okay with,uh,becca spending the night?
呃 Becca在这过夜没问题吧?
oh,yeah.yeah,of course.it's no problem.
哦当然没问题
you know,it's nice for the girls to spend one last
让她们俩在Becca去纽约之前
sleepover together before becca leaves for new york. right.
最后再过一次夜蛮好的是啊
good luck with that,by the way.
顺便祝你们在纽约一切如意
thank you.
谢谢
are you always so civilized?
你一直都这么彬彬有礼吗?
well,the wife of a general has certain responsibilities,you know?
将军的妻子总是要尽些责任的对吧?
of course.
可不是
well...
好了...
i'll never be as pretty as i once was.
我再也不会跟刚才似的那么好看了
and i'm peeing blood.
我都尿血了
i got myself more of a foot soldier some cannon fodder,really.
我们家大兵有点让我冷淡了呢
what did i miss?
我错过什么了?
what did i miss?
我错过啥好戏了?
look at that.
看他们聊得多欢
one semester ends,another begins.
一个学期结束了又一个学期就要开始
you gonna do something about that?
你就不做点什么?
what's the point,you know?
有什么意思呢?
nothing ever really changes around here.
这儿从来就不会有什么改变
that's the beautiful thing about academia.
这就是混学术界的美妙之处
none of us can really function in the real world,so that's why we end up here.
在现实生活中我们谁都活不下去所以只能呆在这里
it sort of works for everyone,really.
大家都是这样
we can't function anywhere else but here.
我们只能在这混得下去
you can't.
你是混不下去
no,you can't.
对你混不下去的
ignore him. what's he saying?
别理他他说什么呢?
okay,i'm gonna go say good night to richard.
好了我要去和Richard道别了
no,you can't.
不行你不能去
go.i'm timing you.
去吧我给你计时
thank you for lunch.
多谢你的午餐
well,i hope we didn't give you too hard a time of it today.
希望今天我们不会让你过得太难受
no,no worries.i'm fine.
没有别担心我挺好的
my ass is a little sore,but that's normal for me.
就是屁♥股♥还有点酸不过对我是常事
it's all done with great affection.
你总是这么有激♥情♥
you know,you're such a mess,and you cause such chaos,but i wouldn't change anything.
知道吗你老是把事情搞糟惹各种麻烦可我对你是不会变的
you sure about that?
你确定?
really,truly.
确定真的
it was a fabulous disaster.
和你一起是个美妙的灾难
come here.