加州靡情（2007）
Californication S03E05
Part 3
Dec. 1, 2020, 11:39 a.m.
行了 干嘛呢干嘛呢
what do you think,you're better than me?come on.
意下如何 以为自己比我强吗? 得了吧
nice one,shecky greene.
妞不错 土老帽儿
to the city of angels and its stuckup snatch.
敬满城的漂亮妞和拽不死的规矩
can't we do better than that?
咱就不能敬点好的?
let's drink to levittown,from whence we came.
敬Levittown 生养我们的地方
i don't know,moody.
我不知道 Moody
i think i could get used to this,you know.
我觉得自己会习惯的
i got a few screenplay ideas.
我有些电影剧本的点子
what'swhat's stopping me from taking this town by storm?
是什么碍着我 不让我爆那地方的料?
me.just me.
我 就是我
i won't let you.
我不会让你得逞的
oh,yeah?you gonna get in my way?
哦 是吗? 你要挡我的道?
you gonna keep it all for yourself?
你谁也不打算说?
that?
那个?
that out there?that's a fuckin' mirage.
外面那个世界? 那他妈都是海市蜃楼
that doesn't exist,behind me.
不存在的 我后面那个地方
you got everything you could ever want or need back home.
你要的一切 回家都有了
trust me.
相信我这点
what the fuck do you know about back home?
什么回家都有了 你♥他♥妈♥知道些什么?
you got out years ago.
你自己出来混了这么多年
now,it's easy for you to spout some working class hero,
现在装腔作势地说什么工薪阶层的偶像
springsteen bullshit about the sanctity of small towns
小城市怎么好之类的鬼话当然容易
when you're driving a porsche through the promised land.
因为你开着保时捷跑在希望的热土上
you got it all wrong,man.
你完全理解错了 伙计
i got it all wrong?listen.
我理解错了? 听着
you see thatyou see that girl over there?
你看见那个 那边那个女的了吗?
yes.
看见了
i'm gonna go talk to her.
我会过去和她说说话
maybe she's warm for my form,maybe not,but...
也许会为我着迷 也许不会 不过...
you know,i'm no marky mark,but i'm going down swinging tonight.
虽然我不是Marky Mark
all right. wish me luck.
好的 祝我好运吧
good luck.
祝你好运
fuck.
靠
what are you doing?
你想干嘛?
this is
这是
yeah!look...
是啊! 你看...
all this erotica,got me all grande.
全部都是性♥爱♥用具 让我... 壮观哦
yeah.
是啊
i'm all sexed up and shit.
我的欲望都起来了
and you know how i am.
你知道我的
the more i gets,the more i wants.
得到的越多 要的越多
yeah,but not tonight,maybe.
是啊 不过也许今晚就算了
you know,maybemaybe we just take a break,you know.
你知道嘛 我们今晚休息下好了
what?
啊?
why don't you want to fuck me?
为啥你不想干我?
'cause this is my boss's house.
因为这是我老板的房♥子啊
that's why.
这就是为什么
yeah,baby,and your boss is a stone freak.
是啊 宝贝 你老板还是个彻底的疯子
i think she would very much approve of a quickie happening right under her own roof.
她一定很乐意批准 我们在她家来个速战速决
shoosh!
要死!
well,really,i'm sore still.
好啦 说正经的 我还有点肌肉酸痛
i mean,chafed,really.
就是有点擦伤 是真的
okay,what the fuck is going on?
行了 他妈的到底怎么回事?
nothing,i'm just i'm,you know,i guess a little,
没事啊 我就是有点 你知道 有点
overwhelmed by the whiplash nature of our relationship bullshit!
咱俩和好得这么快 我还没缓过劲来 扯你♥妈♥的♥淡!
you fucked someone else,didn't you?
你是不是干过别的女人了?
no!
没有!
no,never.
绝对没有
i am done with that behavior.
我绝对不会再那么干了
something's going on with you.
你一定有事
daisy...
是Daisy...
came to see me.
她来看过我了
i knew it!
我就知道!
i fucking knew it.
我就他妈的猜到了
a woman knows that shit.
女人对这种事都有直觉
so,what,you want to get back together with her now?
然后呢 你现在又想和她好了?
you're gonna have some skanky little porno babies?
你们要生几个恶心的A片小孩?
why don't you make up your fucking mind already,runkle?
你♥他♥妈♥怎么这么糊涂啊 Runkle?
no!
不是的!
no,i told her i want to be with you,only you...
不是 我跟她说我想和你在一起 只有你...
my one true love.
才是我唯一的真爱
really?
真的?
what'd she say,that little tramp?
她怎么说的 那个小贱♥货♥?
well,actually and this is interesting she said that she had contracted a few stds.
呃 其实吧 还挺有意思的 她说她染了几种性病
nothing crazy,mind you.
不是特别严重 提醒你下
nothing a bolus of antibiotics wouldn't cure.
用点大剂量的抗生素就行了
just...knock it out.
就能...治愈了
oh,god.
哦 天啊
no,i seriously think i'm gonna throw up right now.
不 我真觉得我要吐了
that is exactly what i said!
我也是这反应!
right?or,well,i don't know.
是吧? 还是 呃 我也忘了
maybe i said,uh,i was dizzy.
我好像说的是 我有点晕晕呼呼的
but it's the same difference,really.
不过这是一样的差异 真的
fuck!
靠!
fuck.
靠
i'm taking your little fucking girl car,charlie.
我要没收你那娘车 Charlie
今晚你别想回家!
fucking hell.
真♥他♥妈♥的
dude!
伙计!
she's got a cock!
她居然有鸡♥巴♥!
really?
是吗?
sure it wasn't just an oversized clit?
你确定不是尺寸过大的阴蒂?
i know a cock when i touch one.
我知道自己摸的是什么
iiwe were messing around,okay,in the hot tub.
我 我们在浴缸里正亲热呢
i was getting ready to close.
我快得手的时候
she says she wants to tell me something.
她说她有事要告诉我
i thought she had a boyfriend or whatever.
我以为她要说有男朋友什么的
next thing i know,she's guiding my hand down to her thin,bent dong.
接着她就把着我的手 摸到她又细又软的小鸡♥巴♥了
then what,you gave her a handy?
接着呢 你就帮她打飞机了?
fuck you,man.
操♥你♥妈♥的
i fuckin' clocked her.
我他妈揍了她
there's laws. you can't do that.
打人是犯法的 你不能那么干
that's a human being.
她也是个人啊
you can't just be throwing punches at people.
你不能就那么对别人抡拳头
what the fuck is wrong with you,moody?
你♥他♥妈♥怎么回事 Moody?
have you been in l.a.so long that a chick with a dick means nothing to you?
在洛杉矶呆太久了 长了鸡♥巴♥的姑娘很正常?
your friend's a closeted fucking homo!
你朋友他妈是个没出柜的同性恋!
that's what i've been telling him for years.i have,really.
我都这么跟他说好几年了 真的
see,them's fightin' words.
看到没 吵架了
asshole. you're gonna hit me now?
混♥蛋♥ 想打我吗?
i thought you knew.
我以为你知道的
when i realized you didn't,i tried to break it to you gently.
我意识到你不知道时 我想含蓄地告诉你
well,for what it's worth,i think you're beautiful.
好吧 我觉得你很漂亮
i think you could totally pass for a lady.
完全比得过真女人
thank you,sweetie.
多谢 甜心
anytime. that's great.
客气了 真不错啊
why don't you guys get a room,maybe,and suck each other's dicks?
你俩为啥不开个房♥ 互相吹个箫?
i think he knew,deep down.
我觉得他知道的 内心深处
he was looking for a little meat.
他要的就是这个
possibil
有可能
shit.
靠
pause!
暂停!
boys,enough!
够了!
up.
都起来
there'll be no fighting in this house.
这房♥子里不许打架
this place is made for love.
这地方是为做♥爱♥而生的
the collinis are open to all sizes,shapes,and sexual preferences.
Collinis家欢迎各种尺寸 形状 性偏好
ignorance will not be tolerated.
无知是不可原谅的
you're absolutely right,sue.
说得太对了 Sue
we are deeply ashamed.
我们深深地感到羞愧
加州靡情（2007）
Californication
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