加州靡情（2007）
Californication S03E11
Part 3
Dec. 1, 2020, 11:41 a.m.
that that's what turns me on.
就是这个激起了我的欲望
yes,but that kind of passion,that burns you out. i just the passion...
对 这种激♥情♥已经燃光了
这种强度 没有好处
he's not burnt out. look at him.
他没有燃光 看看他
the man had a serious breakdown recently.
此人最近发生了一次严重的精神崩溃
public nudity and singing.
当众裸♥露♥ 大唱大叫
smuggling dr. johnson. oh,my poor love.
哦 我可怜的爱人
i'm so sorry. don't be.
我很遗憾 别这么说
truthfully,it was the best thing that's happened to me in years.
这真的是这几年 发生在我身上最好的事
for a man to be just broken down to his most naked,most vulnerable self.
一个人暂时失落 认清最真实 最脆弱的自己
just stripped of all irony,all vanity.
脱去所有的尖酸 所有的虚荣
i mean,i don't think i've ever been so deeply in touch with my feminine side.
我认为我从来没有这么深刻 接触过我的柔性内在过
oh,my god,that's beautiful.
哦 天啊 太美妙了
no,it wasn't.it was queer.
不是 是太娘了
a and not queer as in gay it was queer as in odd.
不是说他像同性恋 是说他很奇怪
downright lunatic,as a matter of fact.
简直是彻底的疯子
and i had to step in for him at that point with my passion,my intensity,
我当时还不得不用我的强烈的激♥情♥ 去干涉他
'cause i'm all about that stuff.
因为我有的是激♥情♥
yeah,the guy who once fell asleep during his own lecture.
是啊 一个在自己讲的课上 都睡着的人还敢讲激♥情♥
one time i did that one time.
一次而已 只是一次
i was boring myself,and i thought it was an honest reaction to actually fall asleep.
我当时很无聊 我觉得睡着反而是个诚实的举动
well,moody,word on the street is you couldn't teach your way out of a paper bag.
Moody大家都说你教课教的很菜
where'd you hear that?
你从那里听到的?
oh,i may have lobbed a few random emails here and there.
哦 可能是我这里那里乱发过几个邮件
moody!
Moody!
that sounds like stacy.
听起来像Stacy
that's odd.
很奇怪
justice will be served!
正义必将得到伸张
oh,dear.
天啊
ladies.
女士们
moody.
Moody
i demand satisfaction.
我要和你决斗
well,general sherman,nice of you to join us.
Sherman将军 欢迎加入我们
william tecumseh sherman,no.
我不是William Tecumseh Sherman
yet another sign of your blazing ignorance.
也不会再被你公然无视
no,major general george henry thomas,rock of chickamauga.
我是George Henry Thomas将军(美内战联邦将军) 奇卡牟加战役之石
well,pleased to make your acquaintance.
认识您真是万幸
i don't know whether to shake your hand or to your sword or the day of reckoning is at hand.
我都不知道应该握你的手还是你的剑 决算的日期到了
it's time for you to answer for your sins.
是你偿还罪恶的时候了
you and i will duel on this fine day...
我和你要在今日决斗
like men!
像男人一样
men of what century?
哪一个世纪的男人?
dear god,he's completely blotto.
天啊 他已经彻底醉了
how can you tell?
你怎么看出来的
he must have gone out drinking with those reenactment people.
他肯定是出去和那帮排演的人喝酒了
you mock me?
你嘲笑我?
guilty.
我有罪
i challenge you to a duel,and this is how you respond?
我要和你决斗 这就是你的反应?
personally,i love a good duel.
私人讲 我喜欢精彩的决斗
bates!
Bates!
you're back and looking good.
你又回来了 气色不错
let's go,moody.
走吧 Moody
you've defiled my wife.
你玷污了我的妻子
you've brought dishonor to this house,the university.
你为这个家庭这个世界带来了羞耻
i'll stand for it no more.
我不能容忍♥了
and get your filthy car out of my driveway.
把你停在我车道上肮脏的汽车也弄走
stacy.
Stacy
stacy,you might want to rest up.
Stacy 你要不要坐下歇会
hank doesn't want to play these games.
Hank不喜欢玩这些的
no,hank don't want to play.
对 Hank不喜欢
they always lose,you see.
知道么 他们总吃败仗
the union army gets defeated at the battle of chickamauga,and then they go out drinking.
大♥陆♥军在切克木迦之役中战败后 就一块喝酒去了
he held until nightfall,preventing an even greater union defeat.
他却支撑到晚上 阻止了进一步的失利
how?
他怎么做到的?
because general thomas refused to surrender horseshoe ridge.
因为Thomas将军死守了马蹄山
was he the flashiest civil war general?
难道他不是最了不起的内战将领吗?
no.
他不是
did he impress the ladies?hmm?
他能讨女人欢心么? 呣?
was he a highly functioning alcoholic like ulysses s.grant?
他和Ulysses S.Grant(大♥陆♥军总将领) 一样能喝么?
maybe.
可能吧
you know,you might want to play along with him.
要不你还是陪他玩会吧
what?
啥?
and let him bust civil war era cap in my ass?
那他不得跟我唠内战那些屁事烦死我?
i don't think so.
不会的
no,no,no,no,they're harmless.
不会的不会的 反正也伤不了人
they're they're just blanks.
都是空弹
you won't feel anything.
打到你也不会有什么感觉
yes!
好耶!
general?
将军您说呢?
i'll be waiting in the field of valor.
我将在勇气之野等着你
for love and honor!
为了爱和荣耀!(日本影片武士的一分 男主妻子也与他人有染)
it's really quite fun.
这个还蛮有意思的
we're gonna sell this house.
我们要把这房♥子卖♥♥了
to moving on.
敬继续生活
and to my favorite roommate.
敬我最爱的室友
and just think,we don't have to be roommates anymore.
光想就好兴奋 我们不用再作室友了
you can fuck whoever you want,however you want.
你可以想干谁干谁 想怎么干怎么干
cowgirl,reverse cowgirl,downward facing dog,whatevs.
骑跨式 反骑跨式(女上位背对男性) 下犬式(脸靠床 臀部撅起) 啥都行
i think that's a yoga term.
我还以为那是个瑜伽体♥位♥呢
it is both a sex term and a yoga term.
是瑜伽体♥位♥ 也是做♥爱♥体♥位♥
i learned that from rick springfield.
是Rick Springfield教我的
please don't tell me any more.
别说下去了
that's the beauty of it.
这就对了
i fuck who i want,you fuck who you want,and we don't have to discuss the details.
我想干谁就干了 你也是 但咱俩不必交流细节
i don't have to hear all your shit about your pieces of class up the ass.
我就不用听你和我扯屁♥眼♥啥的
you know,not to go back on this,but you actually did offer me the ass one time,
你还别说 你真有一次让我♥干♥了屁♥眼♥
right here in this very living room.
就在这间客厅里
what was i thinking?
我那时脑子是不是坏掉了?
dr. drew says you could get a prolapsed anus from that shit.
Drew大夫说干那个会脱肛的
once you hit 80,your ass is like,"why did you have to take it in the pooper that one time?
等你到了80 你的屁♥股♥就毁了
now you're gonna have to carry me around with you all day.
你不乐意也好 现在你得成天带着我了
and right over here,huh?
就在这儿 对吧?
the year that i got that utk bonus,remember?
就在我拿到UTK分红的那年 还记得不?
i came in.
我走进屋子
i bent you over the couch and and gave me the worst back pain i've ever experienced.
我把你摁倒在沙发上然后 然后让我痛得死去活来
for years,i had a man who liked to take it out of the comfortable bedroom,
这么多年了 总算让我遇见个 不喜欢在舒适的房♥间干的男人
take it on the road.
上街干吧
great.
是吧
that's right.
说得是
we really have humped all over this house,haven't we?
咱俩貌似在这房♥子每个角落都干过了吧?
remember the kitchen counter encounter?
还记得厨房♥台子上的碰撞吗?
best night of my life.
我人生最美好的夜晚
not mine.
我不是
days later,i was still finding crumbs in my folds.
好几天以后我还在那里发现面包屑呢
what about the powder room?
那化妆室那次呢?
we never did it there.
我们没在那干过
that's true.
对哦
there's one room in this house that was spared our unholy alliance.
这里还有一个房♥间 没有见证过我们邪恶的结合
okay,let's go.
好 那我们去干吧
let's go,come on,come on. where?what?
我们走 来啊 来啊 去哪啊? 干嘛啊?
we can't leave one room uninitiated.
我们不能让那个房♥间落单啊
charlie,we're moving on. we cannot leave that room pristine,
Charlie 我们已经不是那样的了 我们得让那房♥间也邪恶下
because that would be a tragedy,
要不然也忒惨了点
and this is a happy day.
可今天应该是快乐的一天
let's go. what?
走吧 啊?
you move it,schoolgirl. no.
走起来 小妞 表嘛
you come on,let's go.let's go. no,you can't tell me what to do.
进去 走 走 表 不能你说了算的
daddy's coming,yah hah!
坏爸爸来啦 丫哈!
you sure these aren't actually loaded?
你确定没子弹?
oh,just pick one,moody.
哦 赶紧选吧 Moody
so ten paces and then turn?
加州靡情（2007）
Californication
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