加州靡情（2007）

Californication S03E02

Part 3 Dec. 1, 2020, 11:39 a.m.

是啊我知道吓到我了
all right,let me put it this way.
你看我这么说吧
if you and i were trapped together on a desert island i don't like where this is going already.
如果咱俩困在荒岛上我已经开始不爽了
it would only be a matter of time before i was putting it in your pooper.
我把老二插♥你♥屁♥眼♥里只是时间问题
hey,i may be easy,but i am not sleazy.
嘿我可能很容易上也没那么便宜
besides,i don't really see myself as a bottom.
再者说我不会做0的
fine.you put it in my pooper.
成那我做
my fist,maybe.
用拳头可以考虑一下
whatever floats your boat.
不管你玩什么妖娥子
my point being,we're just animals.
我的观点就是我们只是动物
perhaps,but this animal prefers the warm,cozy confines of the female vagina.
也许可我这只动物更喜欢温暖舒适的女人阴♥道♥
but faced with a severe vaginal drought,men will be men.
可要是阴♥道♥缺乏呢男人就只能干男人
boys will do boys.
男孩干男孩
you've given this a fair amount of thought,haven't you?
这些东西你是不是想很久了?
it's like when you were a kid,okay?
就比如你还是个孩子的时候?
you know what i'm saying?
知道我在说什么吗?
no,i do not.
不知道
we've all got a gay experience or two in our back pockets.oh,okay.
我们的菊花都有过那么一两次经验哦懂了
all right.nownow i see where you're going.okay.
好我知道你想说什么了
what's yours?
你的怎么样?
oh,oh,no,no,no.
哦哦不不
no....
不行秃头优先帅哥殿后
all right.you know?fine.okay.
好好我先说
so when i was growing up,my best friend was mike metz.
我长大的时候最好的朋友是Mike Metz
okay,sometimes we would undress,we'd lay down on the bed,
有时候我们光着身子躺在床上
and just,you know,touch each other's bodies.
然后就互摸嘛
it wasn't gay. sure.
那不是同性恋嘛了解
it wasn't even sexual.
连性行为都算不上
it was,you know,very loving,act it was just an expression of our friendship.
那只是灰常有爱的表达友谊的一种方式
Emm!
嗯很有意思因为咱俩也是朋友
and yet you've never asked me to get undressed and touch your body.
你可从来没叫我光着摸我啊
so what's yours,big boy?
那你的故事呢帅哥?
you tricked me,didn't you?
耍我是不是?
you miserable fucking bastard.
你个他妈的混球
you keep that one close to your vest,okay?of course.
你得好好保守秘密知道吗? 当然
of course.
当然了
oh,jesus.
哦耶稣基♥督♥啊
you're gonna rape me,aren't you?
你要奸了我是不是?
oh,you bet your sweet ass,rich white lady.
哦我就要你个小富婆
i'm not rich!
我可不富!
bullshit!
扯蛋!
you own salon.don't lie to me.
你有自己的沙龙少骗我
oh,my god.
哦我的天
put that thing away.
把那玩意儿挪开
that big,thick,purple thing!
那个又大又粗的黑玩意儿!
that's right.you better recognize.
没门你还是觉悟吧
this here's a oneeyed,onehorned,flying,purple,whitewoman eater.
粗粗长长的黑玩意来啦
and i'm gonna split you like wet pine.
我要好好地干♥你♥一场
no means no,you know? charlie!
不行就是不行知道吗? Charlie!
this the surprise you were talking about? what the fuck are you doing?
这就是你说的惊喜? 你♥他♥妈♥的干什么?
what does it look like i'm doing?i'm saving you.
你看我♥干♥什么? 我救你呢
saving me?
救我?
i'm fine!
我很好!
no,you're not fine.
不你不好
you're being raped.
你被他强♥奸♥啊
i am not!
我没有!
you were too.
你刚刚说的啊
we're playing a game.
我们玩角色扮演呢
a game?
角色扮演?
what kind of game?
啥角色扮演?
some kind of sick,twisted,plantationdays kind of thing?
这么变♥态♥恶心的东西?
watch it,motherfucker.
说话当心点混♥蛋♥
it was a fantasy,charlie.
这是幻想 Charlie
a fantasy?
幻想?
a rape fantasy.
强♥奸♥幻想
a rape fanta?
强♥奸♥幻想?
that is just sick,marcy.
太恶心了 Marcy
sick?
恶心?
i'm sick?
你说我恶心?
after all the twisted,depraved shit i've seen you do?
你自己干了那么些扭曲堕落的事还说我?
don't you dare judge me,motherfucker.
你没资格评判我混♥蛋♥
oh,god.
哦天
i think i'm gonna puke.
我觉得我要吐了
good!
很好!
dean koons wants to see you.
Koons院长想见你
hit?
来一口?
i'm good.
不用了
hey,guys.
嘿伙计们
thank you.
谢谢
thank you.
谢谢
for what?
谢什么?
i heard you wanted to see me,
我听说你想见我
which could only mean you wanted to congratulate me for the kickass job i've been doing,
只能表明你要恭喜我工作干得有多好了
so i just wanted to say you're welcome.
所以我想先说声不客气
it's been my pleasure.
我很高兴
this is no time to be glib,hank.
现在不是耍嘴皮子的时候 Hank
how can you be sure?
你咋知道?
i'll handle this,stacy.
让我来说 Stacy
there's been an incident.
出事了
okay,well,look.
好吧你看
"niggardly" is not a racial slur.
"小气"不是种族诽谤
and in fact,one might say that y'all have been niggardly
实际上如果碰到经济赔偿
别人还会叫你小气点呢
i'm just saying.
我就说说嘛
are you done handling this?
你解决完了吗?
because we are dealing with an idiot manchild here.
依我看他是个弱智成年孩子
"oh,me love her too much.
'哦偶太爱她了'
"me pet her too hard.
'偶下手太重了'
she no wake up.
'她不醒过来了'
" a student of yours tried to commit suicide last night.
你的一名学生昨晚想自杀
shitness.
靠
who?
谁啊?
chris smith.
Chris Smith
chris smith?
Chris Smith?
chris smith.ah,he's not one of mine.
Chris Smith 啊他不是我学生
thank god.
感谢老天
no,his friends call him balt.
他是朋友都叫他Balt
balt?
Balt?
fuck,i know that dude.
操我认识那老兄
did he seem despondent at all?
他看上去沮丧吗?
more importantly,his roommate said he had just returned from a meeting with you.
他室友说刚和你见过
he did stop by...
他是来过...
my officees.
我办公室
well,what was discussed?
你们说什么了?
life...
生活啊...
love...
爱啊...
vampires and shit.
吸血鬼啥的
we're not attacking you,hank.
我们不是责备你 Hank
we're just trying to work out what happened.
只是想搞清楚到底怎么回事
feels like you're attacking. it's pretty clear what happened.
感觉是在责备么怎么回事很清楚了
stop being so condescending,stacy.
别这么居高临下 Stacy
look,why don't you just tender your resignation right now.
要不你现在就自己辞职吧
spare us the trouble of an investigation.
省了我们调查的麻烦
you want to handle this,stacy?
你想自己来解决这事 Stacy?
fine.go right ahead.
很好你自己来吧
just leave me out of it.
别把我搭进去
someone's sleeping on the couch tonight.
看来今晚有人要睡沙发咯
good jelly beans.
软糖很好吃
look,hank,i know you're not exactly what anyone would call an education professional.
你看 Hank 我了解你不是那种别人眼里的教育领域的学者
or a professional of any kind,for that matter.
确切来说什么领域的学者都不是
but my wife went out on a limb for you.
可我老婆看好你