加州靡情（2007）
Californication S03E10
Part 3
Dec. 1, 2020, 11:40 a.m.
我们没必要.. 怎么了 老妈?
yes,please,not in front of the child.
是 请不要在儿童面前谈论这些
no,screw that.
不 去他的
tonight,you're a grown's up.
你今天晚上是个成人
you're out on girls' night out g.n.o.
你出来过女生之夜
you want a "zip" of my wine?
想喝口我的酒吗?
marce.
Marce
oh,check it out.
哦 快来看啊
no.
不
first edition,signed by the author.
第一版 作者签名
portrait of the artist as a dirty young man.
作者肖像是个邋遢年轻人
what did i inscribe?
我的题词是什么
"to kelly: best oral ever.
致 Kelly 最棒的口♥交♥
" who is kelly?
谁是这个Kelly啊
i don't know.
我不知道
i think we should find out. poor kelly.
我觉得我们得查出来 可怜的Kelly啊
sounds like she had mad skills.
听起来她的技术很疯狂
oh,early hank moody,going for 100 big ones.
早期Hank Moody 一百大元啊
that real money?maybe in pesos.
美元啊? 说不定是比索
that's 100% john wayne style american dollar.
这可是正宗的John Wayne 风格的美元啊
shit.
我靠
people are willing to pay good money for my early,beer soaked ramblings?
真有人愿意花钱买♥♥我以前写的 满是啤酒味的胡扯?
i've increased in value.
我增值了啊
the franklin mint can lick me where the good lord split me.
上帝舍弃了我印钞厂反而稀罕我了
it's a shame that money doesn't go to you.
钱都到不了你手里太可惜了
it goes to sleepy eyes over there.
都到了那边那个迷糊蛋那里去了
no shit.
我靠
i do all the work.
活都是我♥干♥
and weird beard over there profits off my words,
文字 照片 我对天才Kelly的回忆 这些都是我做的
my autograph,my memories of sweet gifted kelly.
那边那个胡子拉碴的家伙 却坐享其成
it probably costs 100 bucks a week to keep him in tie dye and birkenstocks and crystals.
说不定他一星期花一百块 买♥♥扎染服装 球鞋和毒品
true "dat." and you know there's no way i'm seeing my 10% either.
确实 我也没看到我那一成分红
you could really use that ten spot right about now,couldn't you.
你现在也确实缺这一成的钱 是不?
right?
是啊
cover me i'm going abbie hoffman on this shit. oh,okay.
掩护我 我要当一回Abbie Hoffman
hold on,hold on,hold on,hold on,hold on.
等等 等等 等等 等等
i got you.
好了
you know,runkle.
Runkle 你知道吗
information...
知识...
take it on home.
把它带回家
wants to be free.
需要自♥由♥
i think we're good. got it?
我觉得弄好了 好了?
let's go.
走吧
we bad.
我们太坏了
we bad,we bad.
太坏了 太坏了
stop that. we bad.
闭嘴 太坏了
stop it. wait,let me get you.
闭嘴 等等 我掩护你
no. let me get you covered,here.
别闹 让我来掩护你 这里
let me get you.
我掩护你
charlie. i what?
怎么了
don't do that,you're an ass.
别闹了 你是个白♥痴♥
holy fuck,look at this.
我靠 快看这里
the artist within gets himself an entire table.
这位'内心作家'占了整张桌子啊
all right,how much does a first ejaculate sir walter dali go for?
好吧 这个人的第一版书多少钱?
95 bucks. yes.
95块 太好了
i win.
我赢啦
suck it and taste it,artist within my yam bag.
接受现实吧 你只配进我的裤裆里
hold on a second,i got to let one rip.
等一下 我只能装一本
switch with me?
跟我换一下?
okay,okay,okay.
好 好 好
come on. slow down!
快点 慢点儿!
come on,man.
等我一下
get up.
站起来
i'm down.man down. get up.
我摔倒了 有人摔倒 爬起来
get the man up. okay,the man's up.
赶紧起来 好了 我起来了
hey,don't fuck with the pinkberry. we can't stop.
别跟我胡闹 我们不能停下来
we can't stop.
我们不能停下来
you know there's no one chasing you,right,dad?
你知道没人在追你对吧 爸
no? so there isn't.
没人? 确实没有
phew.
嘿嘿
this is fun.we have fun.
太好玩了 真有意思
why are you looking at me like that,you goon?
你干嘛这么看着我 你个白♥痴♥
are you ready for an adventure,marce?
你准备好冒险了吗 Marce
no.
没有
please stop doing that with your face.
别弄出这种表情来
we should move to new york,
我们该搬到纽约去
with our friends,the van der moodys. what?
和我们的朋友 Van Der Moody一家 什么？
i did it.
我成功了
i got fired.
我成功被炒
that's it there's nothing tying us here,man.
这里没什么栓着我们了
you got dumped by a pervy rock star,and i lost my job.
你被变♥态♥摇滚歌♥手甩了 而我又没工作了
well,tell everybody.
你恨不得跟每个人都说
freedom's just another word for
自♥由♥不过是别样的说法
i'm a free bird he's freaking me out.
我是只自♥由♥的小鸟 他吓到我了
yeah,me too.
我也是
this is what two white winters will do to you.
过了两个下雪的冬天就成这样了
my deeny's sewn up tighter than ever.
我的大门关得更紧了
that was great,charlie.congratulations. come on,come with us.
唱得不错 Charlie 恭喜你 来啊 跟咱俩玩去吧
no.the next stop is the convenience store.
别走啊 下一站是便利店
what kind of snacks do you like? stop it.
你喜欢吃啥零食? 行了
because i i like snacks. you know what?
我可喜欢吃零食啦 知道不?
it's it's it's past our,um,bedtime.
现在已经 呃 过了我们的上♥床♥时间了
what about us?what about ours? we ****go
那咱俩呢? 咱俩的上♥床♥时间呢? 我们得回去了
way past your bedtime.
你上♥床♥时间早过了
come on.no,you know what?
别这样啊 别 这样?
you get to put yourself to bed tonight. you too,charles,from now on,
今晚上你自己安置自己 你也是 Charles 从现在开始
you're going to be changing your own diapers and wiping your own ass.
你要自己换尿布 自己擦屁屁
i am done being your mommy.
我不要再作你妈咪了
okay.
好滴
but could you just please could you could you say ass one more time again?
但你能不能 能不能再说一次屁屁?
because i can work with that for days. i want you to have this.
我能指着这个活好几天 我要把这给你
this is your heritage and your inheritance.
这是我的遗产 你的继承物
i liberated it just moments ago.
我刚还它自♥由♥身
what is that?
这什么?
stop it.
别这样
who's kelly?
这个Kelly是谁?
i've been thinking about that for,like,ten minutes.
我也想呢 想了都有十分钟了
she's either a cocktail waitress from toronto or a very promising young marine biologist.
她要不是多伦多的酒吧女服务生 要不就是年轻又有前途的海洋生物学家
either way,your father's very lucky to have known her.
不管是谁 你父亲都非常荣幸能认识她
okay,that's it.
好了 到此为止
let's go.
我们走
okay. bye.
好吧 拜
your loss,ladies.
不去是你们的损失 女士们
thank you. i guess you're never going to know the splendor of a cheese doodle burp.
多谢好意了 那你们永远都不能 领略到奶酪屁屁是啥味道了
stop selling,runkle.come on.
别叫卖♥♥了 Runkle 走吧
good point.
有道理
good evening.
晚上好啊
i think she liked me.
我觉得她喜欢我呐
kim,wasabi?
Kim 芥末哪?
wasabi?
芥末?
living the dreams,hank.
做梦呢 Hank
living the dream.
做梦呢
hey,you get the booze.i'll get the snacks.
嘿 你拿酒 我拿点小吃
this is all the snack a brother needs.
大兄弟要的小吃就这个了
hey,you got your guilty pleasures.
嘿 你有你的暗黑嗜好
i got mine.i like
我有我的 我喜欢
the humanity.
温柔点啊
jesus christ,hank,come on. jesus,hank.
耶稣基♥督♥啊 Hank 怎么了这是 老天啊 Hank
i'm sorry,kim.i'll pay for it.
对不住 Kim 我会赔你的
you bet your ass you pay for it.
废话 你当然得赔了
yeah.
加州靡情（2007）
Californication
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