加州靡情（2007）

Californication S03E04

Part 2 Dec. 1, 2020, 11:39 a.m.

just the once.
就干过一次
oh,bullshit.
哦扯淡
i gave you two blow jobs in one night.
我一个晚上给你做了两次口♥交♥
and you ate this pussy like your mama made it.
你舔我下面味道好得就跟你妈做的菜一样
oh,holy fuckballs!
哦操他♥娘♥的♥蛋!
i got a lunch.
我还有个午餐约会
kristofferson.
是Kristofferson
my most loyal client.
我最铁的客户
oh,god,i get in a puddle just thinking about it.
哦老天我忙得都忘了
oh,runkle,now,don't be jealous.
哦 Runkle 千万别吃醋啊
i think we should keep emotion out of this thing of ours.
我认为我们之间应该撇清感情纠葛
good idea,sue.
好主意 Sue
i'm totally with you on that.
这点我完全同意
yeah.
很好
what are you doing later,hank?
你一会干嘛 Hank?
party at my place.
去我家聚会吧
why don't you stop by for a steak and a blow job?
你可以过来吃块牛排来个口♥交♥?
i'd love to see you and runkle with your swords crossed.
我很想看看你和Runkle "双管齐下"的样子
collini out.
Collini去也
what the fuck is going on,big boy?
这他妈的什么状况帅锅?
just goin' with the flow.
顺其自然咯
hey,i gotta go pick up becca.
嘿我得去接Becca
i promised her i'd take her shopping.
我答应带她去买♥♥点东西
you want to hit a strip club later?
完了咱哥俩去脱衣舞俱乐部咋样?
buh buh sheeure.
嗯嗯当然好
that sounds like a good time.
听起来不错
yeah,i got a student that works at one.
是啊我有个学生在那打工
of course you do.
你当然想有了
she dropped my class i think she did and i'm perturbed.
她翘了我的课应该是吧我很不爽
i want to find out why.but i can't go alone.
我得去找她问个究竟可不能自己一个人去
that would be unseemly.
那样很不得体
agreed.
米错
hey,hey,you gonna buy me a lap dance?
嘿嘿你会给我买♥♥支大腿舞咩?
maybe.
没准哦
if you promise not to come in your pants.
只要你保证不射在裤子上
moody out.
Moody去也
come on,becca,you're killing me softly here.
好了没 Becca 你这是温柔地谋杀我啊
okay,i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that.
好吧我会假装啥也没看见
just bring my daughter back alive,and i won't call the cops.
把我女儿活着交出来我就不报♥警♥了
okay?i promise.
好么? 我保证
dad...
老爸...
you have no fashion sense whatsoever.
你一点看衣服眼光都没有
i have excellent fashion sense.
我眼光很好的好嘛
i know what works for me.
我知道自己穿什么好看
i have a uniform.
我有制♥服♥
and a massive brain tumor.
还有个巨大的脑瘤
why,because i don't want to see half your butt crack every time you get out of the car?
干嘛就因为我不想每次你下车就看到你屁屁露出来?
all right,fine.i'm guilty.call me crazy.
好吧那我有罪我就是疯了
may i?
介意吗?
may you what,butt into our conversation?
介意你什么过来说她两句?
sure.feel free.go ahead.
当然没问题你随意
she looks amazing.
她看起来真不错呐
see?
听到没?
what she said.
她怎么说的
well,of course she looks amazing...
呃她当然很不错啦...
to the tune of...
穿着这件...
200 quatloos?
200夸特路丝?
jesus christ,if i didn't already object on moral and religious grounds,
耶稣基♥督♥啊幸好我已经从道德和宗教角度提出过反对了
i'm never gonna spend that kind of money on clothes.
我绝对不会花那些钱买♥♥个衣服的
you promised you'd take me shopping.
你答应带我出来买♥♥东西的
yes,honey,but i thought that meant,you know,
是啊亲爱的可我还以为就是那种
buying a few t shirts at hot topic and grabbing an orange julius or something like that.
去Hot Topic买♥♥几件T恤来杯桔子水啥的
i'm not that girl anymore,dad.
我不再是小女孩了老爸
she's not that girl anymore,dad.
她不再是小女孩了老爸
thanks for the help,shopkeep.
多谢帮忙服务员
look,um,i think i see someone over there in the market for a $250 jethro tull t shirt.
你瞧我看见那儿商场有人在卖♥♥250一件的 Jethro Tull T恤
and by the way,i was at that show.
碰巧那场演出我也去了
i paid all of ten bucks for the shirt.go.
我十块钱就买♥♥到了
exploit.be gone.
咱们去看看吧走
i hate you.
我恨你
becs?
Becs?
bexster?
Bexster?
hey,listen,why don't we,um,go for a little walk and talk,
嘿听着我们出去散个小步说说话好不
and i'll,uh i'll get you one of those hot dogs on a stick that you like?
我再给你买♥♥个插棍子上的热狗你喜欢的那种?
or that you used to love,anyway.
还是你以前喜欢的
i don't even know.i'm giving up.
我不知道了我放弃
that's it.
就这样吧
there.
我穿了
are you happy now?
你高兴了?
sort of.
算是吧
but not really.not if you're not.
也没多高兴如果你不高兴的话
you can't have it both ways,dad.
好事不能都让你占了老爸
are you expecting someone?
你约了人?
godot.
Godot
oh,godot.
哦 Godot
that's not bad.
不赖嘛
hey,chelsea.
嘿 Chelsea
i want to show you something.
我有东西要给你看
we're working on her manners.
我们正教她怎么待人接物呢
hideous creatures,these teenage girls.
青春期小女孩是可怕的生物啊
monstrous.
小野兽啊
couldn't agree with you more.
非常同意
is it too late drown them in the tub?
现在把她们摁澡盆里淹死是不是有点晚了?
would you like some tea or sherry or what is it,pimm?
来杯茶还是雪利酒或者我的口水?
oh,no,thanks.
哦不用了谢谢
i heard about the fight.
我听说了你们吵架了
oh,"fight." not not really a fight.
哦 "吵架" 其实也不算是
it was more like a disagreement.
就是有点意见不统一
caring out loud,really.
关心得太过了
let me take her shopping with us.
让她和我们一起去买♥♥衣服吧
oh,no.your daughter looks like a trollop.
哦别你闺女穿得跟出去卖♥♥的似的
that's that's mean.
好歹毒哦
i'm just kidding.
逗你的
not really.
也不是
come on,just tell me how much you want to spend.
得了吧就跟我说你最多舍得花多少钱
i'll make the most of it,and i'll make her look as...
我会好好利用让她看起来...
i don't know,classy as humanly possible.
我不知道尽可能地像人类般优雅
i don't know. oh,come on.
我也不确定哦行了
she's such a sweet girl and misses her mother and doesn't know how to talk to her father.
她是个可爱的女孩想念自己的母亲又不知道怎么和父亲交流
she used to.
她以前知道
yeah,well,things change.
是啊可什么都会变的
she's evolving.
她在长大
she's trying out different personalities.
她在尝试不同的风格
you've got to adapt or die.
你要不就接受要不就烦死
well,maybe i'll come with you.
那我和你们一起去吧
absolutely not.no.
绝对不行
no,no,no.
不不不
besides,i wouldn't want her to see me pull you into a dark corner and make out with you.
除此之外我可不想让她看见你被我拉到一个黑暗的角落和我亲热
you dirty english rose,you.
你是支风♥骚♥的英伦玫瑰啊你
it would appear that you bring it out in me.
貌似是你激发出来的
you all ready?
准备好了吗?
can i go?
我能去么?
yes.
可以
see,i told you he wasn't quite the asshole you said he was.
看我跟你说了他不是你说的那种大混♥蛋♥
come along,girls.
那走吧姑娘们
let's hit the road.
我们去逛街
你应该叫 '混♥蛋♥先生' Chelsea
check it out.
看啊
i think i can see where they put the implants in.
我觉着我都能看出来她们的植入体了
ba jesus,it's like the laces on a football.
可老天爷啊这就跟足球上镶了圈花边似的
you gonna be like this all night?