加州靡情（2007）

Californication S03E10

Part 2 Dec. 1, 2020, 11:40 a.m.

问题就在这里
karen was clear across the country.
Karen讲得很清楚
i thought we had an understanding.we did.
我以为我们达成共识了确实
she did some things.
她做了些事
clearly i did some things.
当然我也做了些事
but we're being very adult and european about it.
但是我们都是成人了开明的很
no matter what they say,bitches don't like it when you fuck other bitches.
不管她们嘴上怎么说没有贱♥人♥喜欢你和其他贱♥人♥上♥床♥
word.
说的是
and they don't like it when you call them bitches,either.
她们也不喜欢你叫她们贱♥人♥
fyi for you,charlie runkle.
给你提个醒 Charlie Runkle
so you think we'll ever get it right?
你觉得还有得救吗?
that remains to be seen.
等着瞧吧
i think that ultimately they're going to have to raise the white flag and
我觉得她们早晚有一天会举旗投降
just accept us for the emotional retards that we are,don't you think?
接受我们是感情低能的事实你说是吧
one would think. yeah.
说的也是对
just hope my wiener still works.
希望到时候我的老二还能用
you'll be punishing that thing with gnarled,arthritic hands.
你会用你那关节炎的老手来惩罚这玩意儿的
don't you worry.
就别担心了
i still love her,though.
可是我还爱她
yeah. you know?
嗯知道吗?
my sweet little piece of marcipan. you know?
我的甜心小宝贝Marcy 知道吗?
those boobies?
那对咪♥咪♥
her teeny,tiny bajinie. that's enough.
那紧致粉♥嫩♥的小♥穴♥穴我懂了
yeah,after all these years,she still gets this white man harder than igneous rock.
这么多年了她还是能让我比岩石还硬
settle down,white man.
淡定淡定
take it to the restroom.
到洗手间去处理你的冲动
don't you have those moments sometimes?
你难道没有这种时刻?
you know,when you just you think to yourself,god i love this woman,and i always will.
你会自己想老天我爱这个女人会一直爱
there was this one time i fell asleep in the porsche outside of bill's house.
有一次在Bill家外面我在保时捷上睡着了
just once?
就一次?
becca found me.
Becca 看见了我
it was,like,two or three years ago,i think.
大概是两三年前
and karen invited me in and made me breakfast.
Karen把我叫进去还给我做了早餐
now,i know that becca,i'm sure,strong armed her into inviting me in.
当然我知道肯定是Becca逼她来着
but,that's not the point.
但是关键不是这里
she made me breakfast,and she didn't have to.
她给我做了早餐她完全没必要这样做
you know,she made me this omelet that was delicious.
她给我做的蛋卷非常好吃
perfect breakfast.
完美的早餐
you know why?because she made it for me.
知道为什么吗因为是她给我做的
and then she told me to grow the fuck up and get on with my life.
然后她告诉我赶紧他妈的长大继续我自己的生活
but that didn't matter.
但没关系
because it was one of those moments where i decided i resolved that
因为这是那些时刻之一我下定决心
i was going to keep on fighting.
我会继续争取
you know,i've i've lost many battles,but i've never lost sight of the war.
我输过很多次但是我从来没输过要争取的心
no retreat,baby.
决不放弃
no surrender.
决不投降
jesus christ,runkle,are you weeping again?
老天爷啊 Runkle 你又哭开了?
well,it was sweet.
太感人了
you you moved me.
你打动了我
jesus.
靠
get a load of this asshole.
看看这个混♥蛋♥
no shit,brosephina,you spilled on my buddy here.
就是老兄你洒到我朋友身上了
i did,sorry.
是啊不好意思
hey,uh,excuse me. just,you know what,let it go.
嘿打扰一下算了算了
excuse me.
不好意思
i don't mean to be a nudge. let it go,hank,
我不是要找茬算了 Hank
just you know,it's not worth just now,when you said you were sorry,
不值得.. 你刚才说不好意思的时候
it didn't really sound like you were sincere to me.
我感觉不像是真心道歉
it was,like,"eh,i'm sorry.
就像是嗯对不起
" perfunctory.
含糊其辞
you understand that word?
你明白这个词的意思?
man,i am sorry.
老兄我很抱歉
did i spill on your girlfriend?
我酒洒到你女朋友身上了?
'cause i can get you and your lady another drink.
我可以给你和你女朋友拿杯酒
i believe our manhood was just assailed.
我觉得男子汉的尊严被侵犯了
i believe you're right.
你说对了
what are we going to do about this?
那我们该怎么办呢
i know what i'm going to do about it.
反正我是知道我要怎么样
fuck,i knew it.
操我就知道
couple of real life faggots.
一对同性恋
charlie.
Charlie
that's right,baby.
说对了宝贝
we're here,we're queer,and get used to it.
老子在这里老子就是同性恋你自己看着办
let me at him.
别拦着我
thank you.
谢谢
you might want to think about popping a breath mint or chewing some gum every now and again.
没事儿该常嚼两颗薄荷糖或者口香糖
your mouth tastes like a hobo's taint.
你嘴巴简直臭死了
why you got to do that?
你干嘛非得这么说?
why you got to make me feel self conscious?
干嘛非得说出来让我不自在?
do you have gum or a breath mint or something?
你倒是有口香糖薄荷糖什么的啊?
what are we going to do now?
现在干嘛去?
something fun,huh?
找乐子去
um,you want to go back to my place,watch some dvds?
想去我家看碟吗?
the girls are out for the night.
女生们晚上有活动出去了
i'm not going to watch pornography with you,charlie runkle.
我才不会和你一起看黄♥片♥呢
creeps me out.
怪瘆人的
we'll watch a regular movie.i don't care.
那就看一般电影随你便
no,no,no,the last time you talked me into movie night,
不不不上次你叫我和你看电影
i sat there and watched you play pocket pool for two hours.
我♥干♥坐着看你自己打了两个小时的飞机
men should not experience pornography together.
男人不能一起看黄♥片♥
it's unseemly.
太下流了
excuse me,mr. morality.
不好意思了高尚先生
i didn't know you had all these,you know,special rules,about home entertainment.
我那时哪知道你家庭娱乐还有这么多规矩
you know what?the night is young.
听我说时间还早
it's in diapers,for christ's sakes.
天才刚黑
what do you say,you and me,we go on a good,old fashioned bender?
我们俩像以前一样去狂欢一把如何?
aw,i could roll with that.
正合我意
you can roll with it?
正合你意哈?
i can roll with it.
正合我意
well,then,you roll with it,motherfucker.
那就遵从你意混♥蛋♥
proceeding to roll.
出发
i think i'm sewing it up.
我想把它缝起来
i tell you,seriously.
我说真的
it has led me astray.
它把我引入歧途
thank you.
谢谢
that's disgusting.
太恶心了
and,also,what's it going to solve?
再说能解决什么问题呢?
i'm lost.
我没听明白
are you talking about your heart or your vagina?
你在说你的心还是你的阴♥道♥
look at you.
看看你
using all the proper names for things.
啥词都会用了啊
well,it is her father's favorite word.
这个词恰好是她爹最常用的词
i'm speaking of my vagina,sweetheart.
我说的是我的阴♥道♥ 宝贝
i don't have a heart anymore.
因为我已经没有心了
i lost that years ago.
多年之前就没有了
i think it was the night of the squirting incident.
大概是喷射事件那天晚上丢失的
remember that,huh?
还记得吧
okay,i'll say no more.
好吧我不说了
you know you know what?
你知道吗
you had the fantasy.
你梦想成真了
i mean,how many people can say that they slept with their teen idol,right?
有多少人敢说和自己青春期偶像上过床?
that's that's how many people can say they slept with rick springfield?
这是这是多少人敢说和Rick Springfield上过床?
only every tramp,ho,and thief in greater l.a.county.
也就是加州的所有荡♥妇♥ 小偷吧
ah,what was i thinking?
天啊我在想什么?
you just you don't put yourself out there like that.
没人该做这种事情
it was good it was good take notes.
这其实是好事记下来
because you owed it to your younger self,right?
因为这是你欠过去的自己的对吧?
i mean,you needed to explore that whole area.
你该去开♥发♥这整片领域
really?
真的?
were there any areas you explored when you was in new york?
你在纽约的时候有没有开♥发♥过新领域?
i don't think we need to what,mom?