加州靡情（2007）

Californication S03E08

Part 3 Dec. 1, 2020, 11:40 a.m.

i have something i want to tell you.
我有话要和你说
i have news,really big news. okay,all right,but can it wait?
我有新闻大新闻哦好吧等一下再说?
i was just about to jump in the shower.
我正要去洗澡
oh,perfect.
哦太好了
i'll join you,and tell you in there. no,no,no.
我和你一块儿洗洗的时候告诉你不不不
i thought we agreed to stop those kind of shenanigans for now.
我以为我们同意暂时停止胡闹了
yeah,but that's what i want to talk to you about. okay.
嗯这正是我要跟你说的好吧
well,i'm gonna grab some coffee.
好吧我要去拿杯咖啡
would you like some coffee?
你想喝咖啡吗?
'cause i'm gonna grab ah,not so much.
我要去拿.. 嗯不太想
i just brushed and had a couple of altoids.
我刚刷了牙吃了两块薄荷糖
oh,nice,but i'd like a cup.
不错但是我想喝
all right.
好吧
go on,go on,and then just meet me in the boudoir when you get it. no,no!
去吧去吧拿了咖啡就到浴室来找我不不!
don't go in there.
别进去
why?
为什么?
just please don't.
反正别进去就是了
oh,my god,do you have a fucking girl in there?
哦天里面是不是有个女人?
give a guy some credit.
稍微信任我一下
maybe he just laid down some serious wolf bait.
我刚刚拉了一大坨在里面
i just took my morning dump.
刚做完清早'大扫除'
it reeks to high heaven in there.
能活活把你臭死
lovely. yeah,it was.
妙极了嗯是啊
an almost perfect bowel movement,clean as a whistle,barely had to wipe.
完美的肠胃运动干干净净擦都不用擦
but you did,right?
你擦了没?
i'm not a fucking animal.
我又不是动物
of course i did.
我当然擦了
what was it that you wanted to talk about,doll?
你想跟我谈什么宝贝?
okay,i've been doing some thinking.
我最近考虑了一下
oh,you mean some overthinking.
哦想破脑袋了没
shut up,you.
闭嘴你
you!
你!
yes?
嗯?
i accept you.
我接受你
what?
什么?
no,i accept you for who you are.
我接受你的为人
oh,you accept me.
哦你接受我
thanks,i guess.
谢了我想
you're not listening,stupid. i'm listening.
你没在听我讲白♥痴♥ 我在听
i accept you for who you are.
我接受你的为人
i don't want to change you.
我不想改变你
i think we work well together,you know?
我觉得我们挺适合的知道吗?
kid or no kid,snip or no snip,i want to be with you.
有没有孩子不重要我想和你在一起
i think i spent years idolizingnee? sure you don't want some coffee?
我这么多年都没结婚你真的不要咖啡?
no.i think i was in love with the idea of love.
不我想我是爱上了恋爱的想法
tea? no,thanks.
茶? 不了谢谢
i like what we have.
我喜欢我们目前所有的
are you hungry?
你饿吗?
no,but now i know that i'm in love with you.
不但是现在我知道我是爱你的
i'm in love with you,hank moody.
我爱你 Hank Moody
oh,jill.
哦 Jill
thisit's wobut no,don't "but" me.
这太...但是别跟我讲但是
don't "but" me now.
先不要顶我
yeah,or i just might butt you back.
否则我就拿屁♥股♥顶你
fuck!
他妈的!
okay,you hold that very naked thought.
先把你这赤♥裸♥裸的念头保留着
who is it?
谁啊?
it's felicia.
是Felicia
felicia?
Felicia?
fuck. fuck,yeah.
靠靠
you'll be cool?
你乖乖的?
okay. all right.
好吧好的
stay in there.
呆在里面
good morning.
早上好
good morning to you.
你也早上好
i can't stop thinking about it.
我一直在想
what?
什么事?
oh,that.
哦那件事
mm,you liked that,did you?
恩你喜欢对吧?
i did.
我喜欢
that was some very intense and powerful lovemaking,hank.
那可是天雷勾地火疯狂大做♥爱♥啊 Hank
what's wrong?
怎么了?
not a big fan of that term lovemaking,making love.
我不太喜欢这个词做♥爱♥
i prefer boning,stuffing,schtupping,banging,porking,boffing.
我喜欢用睡上干操...
anything,take your pick,just not lovemaking.
你随便挑不要用做♥爱♥这个词
so much for the afterglow.
后戏差不多了
all right,so what can i do for you this a.m.?
好吧这一大早的我有什么能效劳的?
i told him.
我告诉他了
him?
他?
fuck.
我靠
please tell me that by "him" you mean your therapist?
告诉你说的"他"是你的心理医生
no such luck,i'm afraid.
恐怕你没那么走运
felicia,why on earth would you do something like that?
Felicia 你到底为什么这么做?
he knew,hank.
他知道了Hank
he saw it in my face the pure joy,
他在我脸上看到了纯粹的愉悦
the glow of a freshly fucked and properly tendedto woman.
一个刚享受过性♥爱♥ 和关注的女人的光辉
so i told him.
所以我就跟他说了
i came clean.
我光明磊落
it felt so good.
这感觉太棒了
it was the right thing to do.
这么做是对的
jesus fuck.
操♥他♥妈♥的耶稣
jesus fuck is right.
操♥他♥妈♥的耶稣太好了
guess what?
然后你猜怎么样?
what?
怎么?
i'm leaving him.
我要离开他
oh,no!
哦别啊!
oh,no,you're not!
哦别你别这样!
yes,i am.
我就要
stacy and i don't make sense anymore.
我和Stacy过不下去了
we haven't for quite some time now.
我们已经很长时间没做过了
and i was thinking,life is short.fuck it.
我就想人生苦短啊去他妈的吧
i want to spend the rest of my days with someone i feel passionate about,
以后我要和一个让我有激♥情♥的人在一起
someone who gives me butterflies,
一个给我来蝴蝶式的人
and for better or for worse,hank,that someone is you.
不管怎么样吧那个人就是你
whoa,whoa,whoa,just slow the fuck down,felicia.
哇哦哇哦哇哦他妈悠着点 Felicia
one session of lovemaking,now matter how inspired or transcendent,
咱就做了个爱不管有多爽多超凡脱俗
does not a relationship make.
咱俩都不是一对
what about the chelsea?
Chelsea怎么办?
what about her?
她怎么了?
i don't care how bratty or snotty that little shit is.
我是不关心那个讨人厌的小贱♥人♥怎么着
she doesn't deserve a broken home.
那她也不应该有个单亲家庭
oh,she'll get over it.
哦她会没事的
becca's clearly weathered the storm.
Becca不就挨过了嘛
no,she hasn't.
她从来就没有
she's totally fucked up,that kid.
那孩子完全就乱套了
karen and i made a huge mistake.
我和Karen犯了个很大的错误
we should have stayed together at all costs for her.
为了她我们也应该在一起的
but we were stubborn,and we were foolish,
可那时候我们都很固执又犯傻
and retarded,we were young. why don't you just shut up and make love to me already?
还弱智那会儿还年轻你为什么不闭嘴跟我做♥爱♥呢?
or you can fuck me,bang me,stuff me.
或者你可以操♥我♥ 干我把我的下面塞满
take your pick.
随你选
who's that?
他是谁?
that'd be my agent,my representation.
我经纪人我的代言人
charlie runkle,felicia koons.
Charlie Runkle 这是Felicia Koons
oh,hey,hey,hey,the dean's wife.
哦嘿嘿嘿是院长的老婆
oh,shit.
哦靠
nice to meet you,missus.
很高兴见到你夫人
lovely to meet you.
很高兴见到你
so where were we?
我们刚说到哪了?
i was leaving my husband for you.
我为了你离开我老公了