加州靡情（2007）
Californication S03E02
Part 4
Dec. 1, 2020, 11:39 a.m.
she loves becca.
她喜欢Becca
she thought it would be nice if her father was gainfully employed.
她觉得如果她父亲能有份正经工作会不错
that being said
也就是说
that's an antique.
那是古董
if i find out that you said or did anything to push that poor kid over the edge,
如果被我发现你说过什么或做过什么 让那孩子走上绝路
i'm gonna make it my life's work to make sure you never step foot on this campus again.
我会让我老婆明白 你不能再跨进这个学校一步
do you understand me?
听明白了吗?
do i have your ear,hank?
听清我的话了吗 Hank?
you have beautiful,blue eyes.
你蓝色的眼睛很漂亮
are you high?
嗑药了你?
i gotta run.
我得走了
talk to you later.
回头再说
all work and no assplay makes chuck a dull boy.
只工作 不打炮 聪明的Chuck也变傻
just trying to earn my keep,sue.
只是看看有什么能保住位子的货色 Sue
what do you say the two of us knock off early,huh?
我们之前说好的一醉方休呢?
slip out of this business casual,nudeup in my "jacooze",
扔掉公事 在我的"Jacooze''里赤♥裸♥相见
see what kind of sodomy laws we can break?
看看能违反哪些鸡♥奸♥法?
sounds like the height of decadence,sue.
听上去极度堕落啊 Sue
but i should probably get through this slush pile.
可我还是得看完这堆材料
Mabe....
也许能挑出点什么好东西
who knows?
谁知道呢?
you might find something better in my punani.
也许你能在我的阴♥道♥里找到更好的东西呢
yeah.
是啊
warren beatty's lost rolex,maybe.
也许能找到Warren Beatty 当年遗失的劳力士
oh,you are a dirty dog.
哦 你好色哦
i like your style,runkle.
我就喜欢你这样 Runkle
hey,can i ask you a question,sue?
嘿 我能问你个问题吗 Sue?
the answer's yes.
好的
i would love a faceride.
我喜欢口♥交♥的
seriously,do women ever fantasize about...
说正经的 女人会不会幻想...
being raped?
被强♥奸♥?
are you trying to get me wet?
你是想让我湿么?
i don't think so.
没这意思
yes,charlie.
会 Charlie
women fantasize about rape.
女人会幻想强♥奸♥
really?
真的啊?
and my own features a handsome stranger.
我的幻想是一个帅气的陌生人
想着Jack Circa <邮差总按两次铃>
sneaking into my bedroom and taking me in my sleep.
他会趁我睡觉时偷偷潜进我的卧室
he pulls down my panties.
拉掉我的底裤
he enters slowly.
慢慢进入
slips right in.
刚刚好
oh,jack.
哦 Jack
the pussy never lies.
下半身的反应从不骗人
remember that,runkle.
记住这句话 Runkle
i kick,i scream,but it's too late.
我踢啊 我叫啊 但都为时已晚
i mean,the juices are flowing.
汁液在流淌
the train has left the station.
火车已驶离了车站
we are headed for a big,fat,rocky orgasm.
我们正驶向巨大疯狂的高♥潮♥
oh,sweet jesus,guide me.
哦 天杀的耶稣救救我吧
are you trying to tell me something,runkle?
你想暗示我什么 Runkle?
are you thinking about some role playing?
你是不是想玩什么角色扮演?
because you name the game,i'll play the part.
只要你说得出 我就玩得起
and i'm good at it.
而且玩得还很好
i used to run lines with margot kidder.
我以前陪Margot Kidder练台词的
before she went apeshit.
在她变一坨狗屎之前
try me sometime.
不信随便问我
look who's here.
看谁来了
what's up,asshole?
怎么了 混球?
that's no way to address your teacher,young lady.
这么和老师说话不对啊 小姑娘
is that what you are?
你是吗?
a teacher?
老师?
i was thinking more like a destroyer of hopes and dreams.
我觉得更像希望和梦想的毁灭者
is he gonna be okay?
他会没事的吧?
maybe if you put your fuckin' cigarette out.
你要是把烟扔了的话
he's fine.
他没事了
he got depressed and he drank all the cold medicine he could find.
他很气馁 把能找到的药片都吞了下去
he's such a fuckin' queen.
太戏剧化了
you came.
你来了
'course i did,buddy.
我当然得来了 伙计
how you doing?
你怎么样?
i hate myself,and i want to fucking die.
我恨我自己 真♥他♥妈♥的想死
oh,been there.
哦 我也这样过
You...
你怎么可能会理解 一个逊毙了的同性恋小P孩的感受?
we're all...gay.
我们都是...同性恋
inin some form or another.
从某种形式上来说
we've all had a gay experience in our past or two.
小时候我们或多或少都有过那种经历
you too?
你也有?
oh,hells yeah.
哦 当然有了
tell me about it.
跟我说说
well,when i was a when i was a kid,barely a teenager,
那时我还是个孩子 差不多十几岁的样子
my best friend and i,mike metz,yeah,we would,uh,we'd get undressed...
我和我最好的朋友 Mike Metz 没错 我们会 呃 我们会光着...
ddon't stop.
继续说
right.
好的
and,um,you know,we wouldwe would lay in bed together...
然后 呃 我们就 我们会一起躺在床上...
naked,um,touching each other's...
没穿衣服 呃 互相抚摸...
naked bodies.
赤♥裸♥的身体
you know,just andand it wasn't,like,uh,sexual or gay,but just more of a...
那个不是 呃 性行为或者同性恋 那只是...
more of an expression of our profound friendship.
表达我们深厚友谊的一种方式
see,i don't know.
可我不这么觉得
it sounds pretty fucking gay to me.
我觉得这样就是同性恋
it does sound gay.
不是的
you know what?
知道吗?
i'm sorry if i bummed you out.
如果我让你失望了 我很对不起
but you got to cut me some slack here.
可你得放松点要求
i'm pretty new to this teaching thing.
我♥干♥老师这行还是新手
i don't know what the fuck i'm doing.
压根就不知道自己在干嘛
you know what i dug about your story?
知道我喜欢你故事的哪个部分吗?
there was one line i loved.
有一句话我特别中意
"the twilight of his eternal youth.
'永世青春的迟暮之年'
" really dug that.
很喜欢这句
stuck in my head.
印我脑子里了
i polished that one for a while,actually.
其实这句我润色了好几次
polish it.
润色
well,shit.i gotta get to work.
见鬼 我还得去打工
you think you could stay with him for a little bit?
你能陪他再呆会儿吗?
oh,no,i have,uh i got to i got to run too,so...
哦 不行 我得 我也得走了 那么...
yeah,i can.
好吧 再呆会
Know you....
知道你能为我做什么吗?
what?
什么?
give her a ride.
送她一程
she took the bus all the way here.
她是一路乘公车过来的
god knows she's too hot for that.
老天她这么辣哪能乘公车
i wouldn't want her getting raped on my account.
我可不想她为了我被强♥奸♥了
that would be most unfortunate.
那可就太悲惨了
come with me.my rapeproof chariot awaits.
跟我走吧 我那CJ的小车侯着了
later,pale skin.
回见 白皮肤
i hope you feel better.
希望你快点好
keep scribbling.
坚持写
no kiss goodnight?
没有晚安吻么?
bye,honey.
拜 亲爱的
charlie!
Charlie!
what the fuck are you doing?
你♥他♥妈♥的干什么?
what does it look like i'm doing?i'm raping you.
你觉得我♥干♥什么呢? 我强♥奸♥你呢
get off me,you fucking asshole!
给我下去 你个混球!
do you love it?
你不是喜欢这样吗?
Stop now...
马上给我停! 可我喜欢
this is so not consensual.
这样很霸道啊
fuck.
靠
what are you thinking?
你想什么呢?
guess i thought it was something you might enjoy.
加州靡情（2007）
Californication
剧集 | 加州靡情（2007） | 导航列表