加州靡情（2007）

Californication S03E06

Part 3 Dec. 1, 2020, 11:40 a.m.

是啊他是我的新客户
i've told you this before.
之前我就和你说过了
now,listen to me.
现在听好了
i'm gonna be late coming back from his audition,
我从他的试镜回来会晚一点
so i got everything prepped for our dinner with hank and karen.
所以请Hank和Karen来吃晚饭的一切我都准备好了
it's gonna be gumbo.
我做了大杂烩
everything's going in the pressure cooker.
都在高压锅里了
all you have to do is remember to start the rice,please.
你只要把饭烧好就行了记住啊
rick fucking springfield is here in my house right fucking now?
Rick Springfield 现在就他妈在我家?
yes!
是啊!
he's upstairs having a nap,sort of.
他在楼上睡觉吧可能
hey,runkle. or wait.
嘿 Runkle 或等等
i spoke too soon.
我结论下得太快了
here's rick now.
Rick来了
magazine?
老兄除了Gent的过期杂♥志♥ 你还有更黄色的吗?
well...
哇...
hello.
你好
oh,my god.
偶滴神啊
you're really rick springfield in my house right now.
你真的是Rick Springfield 你真的现在就在我家
you're you're very tall and and dark and handsome and,uh...
你...你很高很黑还很帅还呃...
no.charlie doesn't have anything raunchier than that,
没了 Charlie没有更黄的了
because he likes to,you know,kick it old school with the pornography.
因为他就喜欢老式的色情玩意
know what i'm saying?
懂我的意思么?
church.
极度同意
hey,are these my beta blockers?
嘿这是我的贝塔阻滞剂么?
i get real nervous before oh,no,that's just a...lip gloss.
我刚才很紧张哦不是那个只是... 唇彩
back in the old days,sue used to blow me.
以前遇到这种时候 Sue会给我吹个箫的
but these days,she likes them younger...
可是现在她喜欢更年轻的...
and balder.
更秃的
okay.okay! would you...
好了好了! 你想不想...
don't you need to be running along somewhere,little one,hmm?
你不是还要去什么地方吗小家伙嗯?
appointments and such?
客户预约之类的?
no,i'm okay.
没关系
i just want to stay here and talk to rick springfield.
我只想呆在这和Rick Springfield说说话
not on my watch,okay?
我在可没门好吗?
we got work to do.
我们还有活要干
lots of it.no time for distractions.
好多活没时间跟你磨叽
but come on!
别这样啊!
one more word out of you,and i'm gonna tell him what those pills are really for.
再多说一个字我就告诉他那些药是干嘛用的
when i was a kid,you spoke when you were spoken to,
我小时候有人和你说话你就得说话
or else you were chased around a kitchen with a wooden spoon.
不然就得被个大木勺追着满厨房♥跑
sorry,we weren't put on this planet to entertain you.
对不起了我们来到这个星球不是为了娱乐你的
untrue entertainment for the poor.
错孩子是穷♥人♥的娱乐
that's what my mother always called children.
我妈妈就是这么定义孩子的
clearly,she was wrong.
很明显她错了
well,maybe if you weren't poor...
也许如果你不是穷♥人♥的话呢...
excuse me?
你说什么?
poor?are we?
穷♥人♥? 我们是么?
i didn't get that memo.are we poor?
我不明白那句话我们是穷♥人♥吗?
no offense,karen,but becca showed me a picture of the apartment where you live,
我不是针对你 Karen 不过Becca 给我看了你住的房♥子的图片
and i've been in dorm rooms that are bigger than that.
我住过的宿舍都比那个大
i mean,i think that it would be best for becca if she could stay in l.a.
我觉得Becca还是呆在洛杉矶比较好
and have at least some shot at a normal life.
至少还能试试过正常的生活
she did say "no offense.
她还说了"我不是针对你"
" okay.
好了
she returns!
她回来了!
yes!
好耶!
yes,in!
好耶得分!
on the fucking line!
正好压线!
i'm gonna take you down,mommy.
我绝对要撂倒你妈咪
oh,jesus.
哦耶稣啊
is there any sport for which your father does not have the proper attire?
还有什么运动你♥爸♥爸没有合体的服装的吗?
i bet he swims in a speedo.does he?
我打赌他一定是穿Speedo泳裤游泳的吧?
yes!yes!yes!
耶! 耶! 耶!
take that,you lazy motherfucker!
受死吧你个懒惰的小娘们!
oh,hello.
哦你们好
felicia.
Felicia
all right
好吧
you just caught us getting some exercise.
正好被你们看到我们在作运动了
honey,game's not over.
亲爱的比赛还没结束呢
that was just a point?
这就是运动的意义?
what do you do when you win a whole match,sacrifice a calf?
你赢了之后要干嘛宰个牲口祭天?
he doesn't... cheers.
他不是... 干杯
actually mean it,all that trash talking and such.that's just his way.
他是真的就这意思说些有的没的他就这样
stacy,this is becca's mum.
Stacy 这是Becca的妈妈
karen!
Karen!
oh,so nice to meet you.heard so much about you.
哦真高兴认识你听说你老多事了
delighted. thank you.
太高兴了谢谢你
you should stay for dinner.
你留下来吃晚饭吧
just you,not him.
就你别带他
okay,give me that racket.
好了把拍子给我
the dean has just requested a heaping helping of my backhand for dinner.
院长刚刚要求我为了晚饭要秀一下我的反手击球
yes,of course,you must stay.
是啊当然了你一定得留下
oh,well,you know,that's really kind,but we have plans.
哦是这样很谢谢你不过我们有约了
we're meeting some friends,so...
说好见几个朋友的所以...
their friends,not mine.
是他们的朋友不是我的
yes.but the point is we're going as a family.
是的但重要的是我们是一家人就要一起去
tout ensemble so that's the point.
重要的是集体行动
and i'd rather stay here with this family.
可我情愿在这和这家人一起
oh,isn't she sweet?
哦她嘴是不是很甜?
you know you're always welcome here,becca. yes.
你知道我们一直欢迎你来的 Becca 是啊
always.your your mom is visiting from new york.
一直的你妈妈是从纽约来看你的
your mom have you met your mom?
这是你妈妈你认识你妈妈么?
she's only gonna be here for a little while.
她只能在这呆一小段时间
you want to spend time with her,no?
你不想和她在一起吗?
no.
不想
once you drag me back to new york,
只要你把我拽到纽约去
all i'm going to be doing is spending time with my mother.
我能做的就是和她在一起了
i certainly won't have any friends.
因为我肯定不会交到什么朋友
all right,becca,apologize to your mother.
好了 Becca 向你的母亲道歉
it's fine.
没关系
it's really fine.
真的没关系
you know what?it seems like you have an open invitation here,so it's
这样吧? 看来你们很愿意请别人来吃饭的那么
of course!it's no problem if you want to stay for dinner.
没问题! 我们很欢迎你留下来吃饭
and that way,you two can have a lovely time with your friends.
那样你们两个也能和朋友玩开心点了
yes.thank you,felicia.
是啊谢谢你 Felicia
karen couldn't make it.
Karen来不了了
not feeling well.
不太舒服
yes!
耶丝!
oh,god!
哦天哪!
oh,look at you.
哦看看你啊
look at you.
看看你
i miss you.
我很想你啊
is this for me?
这是为我穿的吗?
what,my muumuu? you look like america's next top smurf.
啥我的长装?
it's just the schmata i wear around the house.what?
就我在家随便穿穿破衣服的咋啦?
in with you!
进来啊!
where's the runkle ator?
Runkle呢?
well,he's stuck in... runkle!
呃他有点事... Runkle!
traffic on his way over from thevalley.
正从硅谷那赶回来
that man is dead to me,by the way.
顺便说一声这男人对我来说已经死了
do you see this?
看见这个没?
this hideous vd type pustule on my face?
我脸上这个可怕的性病脓包?
no,not really. that is disgusting.
没有么恶心死了
yeah. shut up.
是啊闭嘴
you see it,right?
看到了?
oh,yeah,it's deep in there.
哦是啊就长那儿了
guess what?he gave it to me.
知道么? 就是他传给我的
thanks.and he tried to rape me,by the way.
多谢他他居然还想强♥奸♥我
but how are you?
不过你怎么样啊?
i'm good.