加州靡情（2007）
Californication S03E08
Part 5
Dec. 1, 2020, 11:40 a.m.
well,you could have called me.
那你可以打电♥话♥跟我说啊
i would have brought it to you.
我可以带过去给你的
you know what?i'm gonna take you right back to school right now,
知道么? 我现在就送你们回学校
you little guttersnipe.
你个小流浪儿
no more of your doubletalk.
不许发表意见
i'm taking your lying,noaccount ass back to school,pronto.
我要把你个不讲信用的骗人精 马上弄回学校
come on. excellent idea,what he said.
走吧 说得对 回学校去
let's go,chelsea. no,wait a second.why are you guys here?
我们走 Chelsea 别 等等 你们在这干什么?
actually,we were chatting about you.
我们正说你的事呢
yes£¬yes.that's right,we were talking about your offensive behaviors,
对 对 没错 我们正在讨论 你们的不恰当行为
which apparently seem now to be not so unjustified,do they?
现在看来是说到点子上了 是不是?
hey,becca.
嘿 Becca
becca?
Becca?
dad?
老爸?
yes,daughter?
在 闺女?
why is there a naked lady in my bedroom?
为什么我房♥间里有个阿姨没穿衣服?
is that my kimono?
那是我的和服吗?
yeah.
是滴
way to go,hank.
有一手啊 Hank
oh,my god.
哦 我的天
were you sleeping with your t.a.
你是不是一直也在和你的助教睡觉
the whole time you were sleeping with me?
在你和我睡的时候?
what?
什么?
mom! well,to be fair,it was only the once.
妈! 公平起见 只睡过一次
bullshit.
胡说
no,i was referring to flea and i.
不 我是指我和Flea
i counted three times.
我怎么数都有三次
all in one night doesn't count.
一个晚上的都算一次
your dad's fucking my mom.
你老爸干了我妈
dad,anything to say about this?
老爸 有什么话要说么?
i think this calls for a family meeting.
我想说我们该开个家庭讨论会了
good thinking. oh,anyway?
说得好 哦 是吗?
what is it?
这是什么?
oh,boy.
哦 天啊
oh,my god!
哦 我的天!
what the fuck?
他妈怎么了?
is that rick springfield?
这是Rick Springfield么?
you bet your khakiclad ass,white man.
操♥你♥妈♥的当然就是我 白屁♥股♥蛋
oh,holy shit.
哦 天杀的
you a fan?
你也粉我?
where the fuck's that fire extinguisher,runkle?
他妈的灭火器哪呢 Runkle?
hey,what's up,sweetheart?
嘿 你呢 甜心?
sorry.
对不起
oh,you have got to be shitting me.
哦 你♥他♥妈♥涮我呢
please tell me you have not been fucking her this entire time.
甭告诉我你还一直在和她搞
hey,whoa,whoa,whoa,not in front of the children.
嘿 哦哦哦 别当着孩子的面说这个啊
and not last night,i didn't.
而且昨晚我也没有
i was being good.
我是个好孩子
i was an officer and a gentleman.
昨晚我作了回老师和绅士
you tell her.
不信你问她
are these my pants?
这我裤子吗?
wait,who else has he been fucking?
等等 他还搞谁了?
you?
你?
oh,gross.
由 泥心
sorry,man,i just...
对不住伙计 我只是...
so you,too,then?
那还有你?
god,no.thanks.
感谢上帝 不是我
he's just fucking my mom.
他只是干了我妈
chelsea,watch your mouth. dad,seriously,
Chelsea 说话注意点 爸 你不是吧
man up and grow a pair already.
拿出点男人的气魄出来行不行
you're gonna let this asshole steal your wife?
你打算让这混♥蛋♥把你老婆抢走吗?
hey!
嘿!
that's my father you're talking about. thank you,becca.
你说的可是我爸爸 谢谢 Becca
i really can't believe i quit stripping for you.
真不敢相信我居然为了你放弃跳脱衣舞
i still think it's a solid move.
我仍然坚信你这么做是对的
now,if you'll all excuse me,i appear to have an actual fire to put out.
好了 容我失陪下各位 我真得去灭火了
sorry about that,dude.
对不起了 老兄
that's rick springfield.
那可是Rick Springfield
okay.
还好
come on,honey,we should really get you to school.
走吧 亲爱的 真得送你去学校了
i can't believe you slept with all of them.
不敢相信你和她们都睡了
it's not that simple,sweetheart.
不是那么简单的 小宝贝儿
all of them.
她们仨
yes,i suppose i did.yeah.
是 我是和她们都睡了
why?
为什么啊?
i don't know.
不知道
i don't know.
我也不知道
that's not good enough.
这不行
i want to know why.
我要知道为什么
there has to be a reason.
一定有原因的
make me understand.
我要弄清楚你在想什么
it just sort of happened.
就这么发生了
why do you do things like that?
为什么你要做这种事呢?
because i'm an idiot,obviously.
因为我是个白♥痴♥啊 很明显
no,you're not allowed to feel sorry for yourself,not right now.
不可以 你不可以现在就道歉
you need to talk to me.
你要和我谈谈
you need to tell me why you do the things you do
和我谈谈你为什么要这么做
when you know that people can get seriously hurt,myself included.
即使你知道别人会很受伤 包括我
god damn it,i hate it when you're mad at me.
天杀的 我不喜欢你生我的气
i'm not mad at you.
我没生你的气
you wouldn't get mad at a big,dumb dog for shitting on the rug,would you?
你会因为一条大笨狗在毯子上拉屎生气吗?
i would,but i'm a harsh taskmaster.
我会啊 可我自己就是个大♥麻♥烦
that's just me.
就这德性了
what do you want me to take away from this,from how you treat women?
从你对待女性的方式之中 你想让我学些什么呢?
oh,jesus.
哦 耶稣基♥督♥啊
is that all they are to you,walking vaginas?
她们对你来说就是活动式阴♥道♥吗?
there's no excuse for my behavior.
我不会为自己找借口
there's no defense if somebody got hurt,especially you.
如果有人受伤了尤其是你 我没什么可狡辩的
but i need you to know that i started out with the best of intentions.
但我想你知道我的出发点都是好的
i guess i just wanted them all to see it,the thing that makes them special.
我只是想让她们知道自己是独一无二的
i guess that's all anybody wants is to be seen,to be recognized.
我想所有人都是这样的 想被重视 得到别人的认同
then the lines get blurry,and the fact that your mom and i are in such a weird place.
然后界限就模糊了 加上我和你妈现在分居两地
yeah.
是啊
hence,the big stinking mess.
结果就惹出了这么一摊乱子
but i'm sorry if i let you down,sweetie,
可如果我让你失望了我道歉 甜心
and i don't know how much more i'm gonna be able to say i'm sorry before
我不知道在我的对不起没意义之前
it doesn't mean anything anymore.
我还能说多少次对不起
i don't know,either.
我也不知道
but i have this funny feeling we're gonna find out.
不过好笑的是 我感觉我们会有办法的
hey,honey.
嘿 亲爱的
yeah,yeah,yeah,she's,uh,at school...
是 是 是 她 呃 在学校呢...
receiving her education.
好好学习
yeah,i'm gonna pick her up and take her to get some ice cream,
好 我会去接她放学然后带她吃冰激淋
shoot the shit,bridge the gap,just like old times.
解决问题 填平沟壑 和以前一样
well,i love you,too.
我也爱你
skype you later?
一会上Skype聊?
all right.
好的
where are my fucking clothes?
他妈的 我衣服呢?
加州靡情（2007）
Californication
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