加州靡情（2007）
Californication S03E07
Part 5
Dec. 1, 2020, 11:40 a.m.
flip it!
翻一面!
Okay.
哇哦 好了
So where is the man of the house this evening?
男主人今晚去哪了?
Berlin.
在柏林呢
Think he is bidding on an egyptian fertility amulet.
可能在买♥♥埃及生育女神的护身符
It's quite rare,really.
那是很稀有的东西
It's the world's first depiction of a butt plug.
是世界上第一个肛塞
Excellent.
好得很
Excellent.
好得很哪
Good for him.
真有他的
I must toast you.
我一定要敬敬你
What you did today was astonishing.
你今天的表现非常了不起
Thank you,sue.
谢谢你 Sue
When you started,I thought,"my god,
刚开始的时候 我想到" 老天爷啊
this man has diarrhea of the mouth and there is no kaopectate in sight.
这男人要吐了 我又没带水杨酸铋
" But the poetry...
但你身上...
that poured out of you I mean,you cast your rod,
突然冒出了力量 你站了起来
and you hooked the old swordfish,and you reeled him in by his taint.
你抓住了那只老甲鱼 灭了他的威风
To charles W.Runkle,my hero.
敬Charles W.Runkle 我的英雄
No.
不
No.
不对
To you,sue.
应该敬你 Sue
Well,look at that.
哇 看这气魄
So let's get this party started!
那我们开始疯吧!
Toot?
吸一口?
why not?
为什么不呢?
Wow,that's,uh...
哇 这可是 呃...
that's a nice coke straw.
很不错的吸管
Very classy.
高级货啊
Yeah.
没错
It was given to me by a female member of fleetwood mac.
是Fleetwood Mac里一女性成员给的
Stevie nicks?
Stevie Nicks?
Oh,I can't say.
哦 这可不能说
But it wasn't christine mcvie or lindsey buckingham.
不过不是Christine Mcvie(键盘手) 也不是Lindsey Buckingham(吉他手)
Yeah,lindsey's a dude.
是啊 Lindsey可是个带把儿的
Exactly.
就是
I have a deviated septum.
我有点鼻隔膜异位(无法用鼻子吸取)
well,you really shouldn't touch this stuff at all.
那这玩意你还是别碰的好
You know,that really burns.
那个真的太猛了
I want you to do me a solid,runkle.
我要你帮个忙 Runkle
I need you to blow this up my bum you know,a tush toot.
把这个轻轻吹到我的屁♥眼♥里面去
The old coke in the can,huh?
老花样
No biggie.
没什么大不了的
no,it's no biggie...
当然 没什么大不了的...
No biggie at all.
完全没什么大不了的
Got anything a little longer?
有更长点的吗?
We'll use this.
还是就用这个
Not so fast.
别这么急啊
Where you going on a school night,young lady?
明天还上学呢 你要去哪 小姑娘?
Actually,I was hoping we could go grab some ice cream,
我想咱们可以去吃点冰激淋
make those coldstone guys work for their tips.
让酷圣石的伙计来几嗓子
Really?
真的?
What,like me and you?
我和你?
Together?
一起去?
Like father and daughter,almost,together?
老爹和闺女 一起去?
To the stone that is cold,together?
去那个冰冰冷的石头店 一起?
That's cool.
那太好了
What the fuck?
什么他妈的?
Hank!
Hank!
Mr. Moody.
Moody先生
You're not gonna "mr. Hank" your way out of this one,chelsea.
你别想叫一声"Hank先生"就没事了 Chelsea
Jesus christ.
耶稣基♥督♥啊
Becca said you'd be gone.
Becca说你不在的
Dad,can you please be cool?
老爸 你能不能冷静点?
Be cool?
冷静点?
I don't know how much spunk this kid has deposited all over your bedroom!
我都不知道这小子在你卧室射了多少!
Okay,that was unsavory,all right?
好吧 这么说很难听对吧?
But it had to be said.Now,time to go!
但还是要说 你们都该回家了!
Come on,chelsea.
走吧 Chelsea
You limping,hank?
脚软了 Hank?
Yes,I went jogging this morning,chelsea,okay?Now go.
是的 今早上慢跑去了好吧? 走吧
Is this really how you want to spend your school nights?
你就想这么过?
I wasn't doing anything wrong.
我什么坏事也没干
You weren't doing anything wrong?
你什么坏事也没干?
Becca,you invited your friends over to fuck in your bedroom while you waited outside.
Becca 你叫自己的朋友来你的卧室 跟人上♥床♥ 自己等在房♥门外面
That is disgusting.
这太恶心的
And that's hilarious,coming from you and all.
也很好玩 你和别人不也这样吗
What?
什么?
I don't understand you.
我真搞不懂你
What the fuck are you thinking?
你♥他♥妈♥到底想什么呢?
Do you think this house is a bordello?
你当这是妓院哪?
Okay,look...
好了 听着...
here's the thing. Actually,dad,yes.
这么着吧 没错 老爸 我就这么想的
This house is a bordello,because that's how it's run by you!
这里就是个妓院 因为这儿你说了算!
Now,don't you try to turn this around on me.
别想把这推到我身上
Becca!
Becca!
Becca!
Becca!
Don't go out that door!
不许走出那扇门!
Might as well live whatever life I have left before you ship me off to new york!
在你把我运到纽约之前 我要好好过这无谓的生活
Becca.
Becca
Becca!
Becca!
Becca.
Becca
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