加州靡情（2007）

Californication S03E03

Part 4 Dec. 1, 2020, 11:39 a.m.

i touched one.
我摸过
kind of freaked me out how hard it got.
那硬的程度把我吓坏了
you?
你呢
a bunch of times.
很多次
it's fun.
那很有趣
weren't you scared?
你不害怕吗?
sure.
当然
at first.but then you realize how much power you have over guys,
刚开始会但是你会发现你能从男人那得到许多力量
and it's kind of exciting.
让人很兴奋
i'm sure i'd do something wrong.
我想我肯定做错了什么
it's not like you're gonna break it.
你又不会把它弄断的
i mean,as long as you're careful with your teeth and you remember to incorporate the balls,
只要注意好牙齿并记住要把蛋蛋一起含住
you can't fuck it up too bad.
八♥九♥不离十了
ask any guy,he'll tell you.
随便问个男人就知道了
okay.
好的
good to know.
长见识了
don't worry.
别担心
we'll get you laid this year.
今年就让你长点经验
no rush.
不急
sometimes i think i'd be happy to stay a virgin forever.
有时我想我永远保持处♥女♥也很好
seems like once you get laid-- your whole life basically turns to shit.
就好像一旦你上过床你整个生活将会一团糟
i've heard that one before.
我以前听说过
come on,becky.you're slipping.
别这样 Becky 你好低落啊
i've done a lot of work to get you out of that gloomy fuckin' head of yours.
我已经努力让你别那么忧郁了
think about it.
好好想想吧
if my mother and father hadn't been so quick to fuck each other,i wouldn't be here right now.
如果我爸妈没有那么快做♥爱♥ 我就不会在这了
and if i wasn't here right now,i think they'd be a lot happier.
如果没有我我想他们会高兴点
especially my father.
特别是我爸爸
that's really shitty that he makes you feel that way,becca.
那是胡扯那是他让你这么觉得的 Becca
he doesn't.
他没有
it's me.
是我自己
i just see things.
我看在眼里
is this it?
是这样么?
yep.
是的
i know,right?
我知道的对吧？
no,not that.
不不是那个
no? no.
不是? 不是
i'm such a slut.
我真是够淫♥荡♥
in the best way possible.
可能是最好的方式的淫♥荡♥
you're not,like,gonna lose respect for me now,are you?
你没有失去对我的尊重吧？
8% at the most.
最多8%
hold on.
等一下
thought i heard somebody. shit.
我想我听到有人过来了该死
no shit.
不该死
go,go.
走
♪ won't you treat me nice * hey,my peach,blow on my dice ♪
♪ won't you treat me nice ♪ hey, my peach,blow on my dice ♪
♪ gonna swing on my swing♪
♪ gonna swing on my swing♪
♪ don't you dare treat me nice ♪
♪ don't you dare treat me nice ♪
♪ 'cause i'm a child for you * baby,i'm wild for you * and--
♪ 'cause i'm a child for you ♪ baby, I'm wild for you ♪ and--
okay,you caught me.
好吧你逮到我了
jesus! watch that stuff.
上帝啊注意那个
here,let me take that off your hands.
让我来拿
moody,for christ's sake.
Moody看在上帝的份儿上
don't handle me.
别帮我
please don't handle me.
请别帮我
what are you doing in my private office?
你在我的私人办公室做了什么?
came in here to make a phone call.
进来打个电♥话♥
that was that was your cell phone? yeah.
那是那是你的电♥话♥? 是的
i like me a '70s groove.
我喜欢70年代的调调儿
what about that ditty you were singing when you came in here?
那首你边进来边唱的歌♥是什么?
may i inquire about that?
我能打听一下吗?
that was an obscure classic.
是小众经典
was it?yeah,yeah.is it,uh,some ditty of your own invention,perhaps?
是吗?哦是的就是它也许是一些你自己创作的小歌♥曲对吧
no,it's right out of the great american songbook,for your information.
不那是来自一本很棒的美国歌♥曲本
if you had a little more culture,you'd understand that.
如果你有一点点的文化你会明白的
maybe something you would have sung a capella with the whiff n' poofs?
就是那种你会在whiff n' poofs
gay man's health choir,or something like that?
那种同志合唱团里面哼哼的调子?
hey,you two.
嘿你们两个
party's in there.
派对在那边
you're not having any of my lowland malt.
我的苏格兰低地威士忌可不会给你喝
i wouldn't dream of it but i would like some privacy to make a phone call.
我可没想那个但我想找个隐蔽的地方打个电♥话♥
no? no
不给? 不给
what do you mean,no?
你什么意思不行?
that's not very polite.
真没礼貌
well,my house,my rules.
我的地盘听我的
what's gotten into him?
他怎么啦?
is there another way in here?
这儿还有别的出口么?
why do you want more privacy?
为什么你想要更多的私人空间?
well,i just-- listen,hank.
我只是... 听我说 Hank
about earlier,can we just forget what happened?
先前的是事儿我们能当没发生么
oh,well,we needn't ever speak of it again.
喔好吧我们不提就是了
but one does not very easily forget the kiss of a beautiful woman.
但要忘记一个美丽女子的吻可不那么容易啊
I tall you...
我这么说我就是这么想的
i'm here to represent it.
我来这重现一下
i gotta run 'cause that cheese is working on me.
我得走了奶酪吃多了(要放屁咯)
i was looking for charlie.
我在找Charlie
he's gone home for the day.
他下班回家了
you must be sue.
你一定是Sue吧
yes.
是的
sue collini.
Sue Collini
marcy,the ex.
Marcy 前妻
he's told me all about you.
他总是向我提到你
okay,well,if you just tell him that i was looking for him,
好吧如果你能告诉他我在找他
i was gonna give him this bottle of-- smoker's cough.
我将会给他这个一个烟鬼的咳嗽
love those more menthols.
爱死薄荷糖了
charlie.
Charlie
charlie runkle.
Charlie Runkle
yes.
是我
are you inside that woman?
你在插这个女人?
i can explain.
我可以解释的
jesus christ. marcy.
耶稣基♥督♥啊 Marcy
marcy,it-- it was nice to meet you,sue.
Marcy 很很高兴认识你 Sue
marcy,marcy,don't go.
Marcy Marcy 别走啊
marcy.
Marcy
oh,god,okay.
哦天好了
let's just keep my ass closer to the ground,please.
拜托别让我头着地
there you go. okay.
下来了好了
remind me to never take your advice again.
提醒我以后绝对不能再听你的了
you're gonna thank me when you're living in the suburbs with that
等你住进梦想中的郊区带车♥库♥的大房♥子时
house with the attached garage of your dreams.
你就会感谢我了
would you like a smoke?
来支烟?
no,i've broken quite enough rules for one night,thank you.
不了这一晚上我都破够多戒了多谢你
speaking of which,uh,
说到这个呃
probably wasn't cool of me to take advantage of you in your moment of weakness.
也许我不该在你脆弱的时候占你便宜
no,it wasn't.
那不是占便宜啊
but in fairness,uh,all of my moments are moments of weakness now.
不过话说回来我现在一直处于脆弱期了
so what's the matter with me anyway?
你说我究竟是怎么了?
well,now that i've had an up close and personal view,i would have to say nothing.
鉴于我现在对你已经有了从上至下近距离的经验我的意见就是没怎么
oh,come on,that old chestnut?
哦得了吧你说那个始乱终弃的家伙?
it's not me,i just haven't found the right guy?
不是我我只是还没找到对的人?
oh,my god. what?
哦我的天怎么了?
shit,he's here. him who?
晕他居然来了谁啊他?
the fire dude.
那个消防员
wow,the balls on that guy,three hours late.
哇太臭屁了居然迟到三个小时
then again,you just had another dude inside you ten minutes ago.
你呢十分钟前刚干了另一个男人
jill.
Jill
hey,ross.
嘿 Ross
you made it.
你还是来了
yeah,you must really hate me right now.
是啊你现在一定很生我的气了
she does.
没错