纽约屁民（2016）

Animals. S01E01

Part 7 Nov. 17, 2020, 11:19 a.m.

and you made me appreciate me.
你让我能欣赏自己
I love you.
我爱你
I love you.
我爱你
Wait, wait, wait.
等等等等
Before we make babies,
在我们生孩子之前
I saw something earlier.
我以前看到过一件事
Yes, Phil?
怎么了菲尔
Will you...
你可以...
What? Will you sit on my face?
你说什么你可以坐到我脸上吗
I mean, I know it's crazy and it sounds weird,
我知道这很疯狂很奇怪
like, why would you sit on my face,
你为什么要坐在我脸上呢
but I really need this right now.
但我现在真的需要
If it'll make you happy.
如果这能让你开心
It'll make me
这会让我成为
the happiest rat in the whole world.
世界上最开心的老鼠
Thank you.
谢谢你
If you can't find the sea
♪ 如果你找不到海洋 ♪
I will take you there
♪ 我就带你去那里 ♪
Green
♪ 格林 ♪
All right, Phil Jr., get ready.
好了小菲尔做好准备
All right, throw it really high this time, Grandpa.
好了这次扔高点外公
All right, here it comes.
好的来了
Oh, man, I just...
天啊我刚刚...
It bounced out of it. It did.
它弹走了是的
I'll try better next time. All right.
我下次会做得更好好的
Hey, Grandpa?
外公
Can I ask you something?
我可以问你件事吗
You can ask me anything you want.
你可以问我任何事
I was just wondering,
我想知道
how are rat babies made?
老鼠宝宝是怎么来的
Well, Junior,
这个嘛孩子
it all starts when your daughter
这从你女儿坐在
sits on your best friend's face
你最好朋友的脸上开始说起
who's dying of a poison overdose.
他死于过量服食毒药
No. No, I...
不是我...
Let's just forget it. I'm okay.
还是算了我没事
Phil Jr.! Dinner's ready!
小菲尔晚饭好了
Coming, Mom!
就来妈妈
Come on, Grandpa.
快来外公
Be right in.
马上就来
Fun party, huh?
派对很有趣吧
It was great.
特别好
Yeah?
没错吧
Thank you. Pretty good.
谢谢特别好
Great music. It was awesome.
音乐很好特别棒
Lot of fun. Thanks a lot. Yeah, yeah.
很有趣十分感谢
So, for payment...
所以关于报酬...
are you the guy that I talk to?
是和你谈吗
No. That would have probably been Fink or...
不是应该和芬克谈或者...
I mean, no offense to you,
我无意冒犯
but everyone says,
但所有人都说
"I'm not the guy to talk to,"
"这事你不该和我谈"
and then I just end up not getting paid.
最后没有人付钱
Right. So...
好吧所以...
I'm kind of making you the guy that has to make this happen.
我觉得要不就你付钱吧
Are you threatening me? Is that...
你是在威胁我吗那是...
No, I'm not. Well, that's what it sounded like.
不我不是听起来就是威胁
I mean, that's not a threat.
我是说这不是威胁
Obviously, threats imply that
显然威胁意味着
if you don't do something,
如果你不做什么事
there's something bad gonna happen,
一些不好的事就会发生
which I never said.
我可没这样说
So, you might wanna check your dictionary, bro.
所以你可能得去翻翻字典兄弟
Okay. I'm gonna go inside.
好吧我要进去了
Get off my property, okay?
离开我的地盘好吗
You may have robbed me,
或许你能抢走我的钱
but I'm leaving with my head high,
但我会挺胸抬头离开
because you haven't taken my dignity.
因为你夺不走我的尊严
Good day.
日安
God, what an asshole.
天啊真是个混♥蛋♥
Philly, I wish you were still here.
菲利我真希望你还在这里
But I know you're somewhere better, okay?
但我知道你在更好的地方对吗
Rest easy, friend.
安息吧朋友