纽约屁民（2016）

Animals. S01E02

Part 6 Nov. 17, 2020, 11:19 a.m.

Wait a minute,
等等
I just noticed your entire family isn't here.
我刚发现你全家人都不在这里
Cause they don't believe in you.
因为他们都不相信你
My beautiful wife here, supports me.
而我美丽的妻子就在身边支持我
Okay, so a lot of stuff has happened since I...
好吧发生了很多事从我...
So much. It's been very intense. saw both of you.
太多了太刺♥激♥了见到你们两个
Branch, come here.
布兰奇过来
And my terrific son, Branch,
我超棒的儿子布兰奇
who I will say once that I love him.
我只说一次我爱他
Oh, I'm proud to be your son. Kind of.
我很骄傲成为你的儿子算是吧
We love you so much, Jerry. We're here for you,
我们非常爱你杰瑞我们支持你
and we'll always be here for you.
永远支持你
I love your support and I need it,
我喜欢你的支持我需要它
and I thrive from it. That's nice.
它让我重拾信心那太棒了
All right, enough stalling, let's race.
好了拖得够久了开始比赛吧
Why don't we get a quickie
我们要不要在赛前
in real quick, huh?
再快速地做一次
Nah, we'll do one after I get it.
不要可以在获胜后做一次
I need my fuel right now.
我现在需要能量
But I'm all ready?
可是我已经准备好了
I know. But I'm all ready.
我知道人家都做好准备了
Gimme a kiss.
那就亲我一下
I love you.
我爱你
Dad?
爸爸
J... Jacob, what are you doing here?
雅... 雅各布你来这里做什么
Well, I thought about how much your pep talks
你鼓励我的话
really helped me,
对我帮助很大
and I thought maybe my dad
我想也许爸爸
could use a pep talk, too.
也需要一点鼓励
Jacob, that... it's so good to see you.
雅各布那... 见到你真好
I don't know if I can do it.
我不知道自己能否做到
You just have to believe in yourself,
你只要相信你自己
and fly with your heart, you know?
然后随心飞翔你知道吗
Like you said.
就像你说的
I don't know. Seeing you right now, it just...
我不知道现在看到你就...
puts things into perspective.
让我正确看待一些事情
Jacob! Mommy!
雅各布妈妈
There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you.
你在这里啊我到处找你
Oh. Uh, hi, Mike.
嗨麦克
Hello, Meghan.
你好梅根
Well, I guess your son and I will be leaving.
我和儿子这就走了
Wait. I'm sorry.
等一下我很抱歉
Look, I thought steroids might
听着我以为类固醇
mask my insecurities,
会掩盖不安全感
and make me stronger and totally hot,
让我更强壮更性感
and in some ways, they have.
从某种程度上说它们确实做到了
But I realize now that having
但是我现在才意识到
the support of my family is
家人的支持
all I need to succeed.
才是成功的唯一条件
Oh, you big, dumb, idiot, I love you.
你个大傻瓜我爱你
You, dumb, dumb, loser.
你这个愚蠢的失败者
Haha, you shit-for-brains monster.
哈哈你这个脑子里都是屎的怪胎
Okay, well...
好了好了...
You're a piece of garbage on legs.
你这个没用的家伙
He is!
他确实是
Right, I don't know if I'd say that, though.
是的虽然我不知道自己有没有说过
You gave me pigeon HPV,
因为你我得了鸽乳♥头♥瘤病毒
That's for life.
生活就是这样
Why would you... But I love you.
你为什么但是我爱你
And me, too.
我也是
Thanks.
谢谢
All right, all right, all right,
好啦好啦好啦
the race is beginning, boys!
比赛就要开始啦
Places!
各就各位
Mike, get over here!
麦克去那边
Enough with that sentimental shit, come on.
别再煽情了快点
All right, all right,
好啦好啦
are we clear on the rules here?
都清楚比赛规则了吗
On the count of four,
等我数到四
when I drop my sexy hanky,
然后扔下性感小手帕时
the race will begin.
比赛就开始了
Tick-tock, tick-tock. You ready, Mike?
滴答滴答你准备好了吗麦克
I'm ready. I'm ready as I'll ever be.
我准备好了一如既往
Napkin's up.
预备
Here we go.
来吧
One!
一
Jerry, I love you so much.
杰瑞我非常爱你
Baby, you're gonna do so good.
你一定会做得很好
Two!
二
Hey, Mike, Mike, right here.
嘿麦克麦克这里
Three!
三
Branch. Branch, look at Mommy.
布兰奇布兰奇快看妈妈
Mommy's doing it.
妈妈在这呢
What am I supposed to say to you now?
我现在该说什么
Four!
四
Baby, are you okay?
宝贝你还好吗
Oh, my... Are you okay?
哦天啊你还好吗
I think I'm... I think I'm okay. Look at me, look at me.
我觉得我... 我觉得还好看着我看着我
Wait, this...
等等这是...
Phil, this is... What? What?
菲尔这是... 什么什么
Look at... look at...
看... 看这个...
Phil, this is your egg.
菲尔这就是你的蛋
Oh, there's a bunch of 'em up here.
那里有一堆蛋呢
There's a bunch of them.
真的有一堆蛋呢
you know what this is?
你知道这是什么吗
you know what this is?
你知道这是什么吗
This is not an egg.
这不是蛋
This is white guy white ball.
这是白人玩的白球
What I thought was my egg
我以为是蛋
was just a white guy white ball?
结果是白人们玩的白球吗
Yeah. Oh, my God.
是的天啊
Oh, so, I'm not a mommy.
所以我不是母亲
Uh, well,
好吧
Jer, it's been a lot of fun,
杰瑞和你在一起很有趣
but, uh... Sorry, what's going on here?
但是呃... 抱歉这是怎么回事
What the fuck is going on here?
这他妈到底是怎么回事
So, basically, just to wrap everything up,
所以事情基本告一段落了
I thought I was a mommy,
我以为自己成了母亲
cause I found an egg next to me
因为我醒来的时候
when I woke up.
发现身边多了颗蛋
It turns out, it's just a white
结果只是
guy white ball from the white guy white ball game.
白人打白球的时候飞进来的
And, uh...
还有呃...
I'm a dude. So... peace.
我是公的所以... 一切太平
Wait, what?
等等你说什么
Everyone shut up for just one second.
所有人都闭嘴
Okay. Sure.
好吧好的
All right, first of all, I was just hit in the head,
好吧首先我的头被砸了一下
so I don't know if I'm thinking right.
所以我不知道自己是否清醒
Is this all really happening right now?
所有这些都是真实的吗
This is reality. It's all very real.
真实千真万确
Definitely. And you guys know each other?
绝对的你们互相认识吗
Yes. Yeah.
对是的
Yeah. Did you come to me to sabotage my race?
对你是故意破坏我的比赛吗
Yeah. Yes.
是的对
Okay, sure, it was one second of that. It was fine,
好了一秒钟已经过去了一切都好
but, you know, once we started going,
但是从我们开始交往
that was all real.
那些都是真实的
Jer, Jer, come back to me, babe.
杰瑞杰瑞回到我身边宝贝
These are the facts
这些事实