纽约屁民（2016）

Animals. S01E05

Part 6 Nov. 17, 2020, 11:22 a.m.

of work at times, Yeah.
有很多工作是啊
So that part wasn't fun, but like... Yeah, yeah.
那不好玩但是... 对
I talked to Mac Maron. I know! Dude!
我和马克·马龙谈过了我知道哥们
I know. He was really mean to me.
我知道他对我太坏了
I know! I think that's, like, his thing.
是的我觉得这是他的风格
It's like, his shtick, or whatever. Right.
他的特征没错
Anyway...
总而言之...
It's so nuts how it's like, you're hot, you're not.
一夜爆红又跌落神坛真是太傻了
My pantsuit was sick.
我的套装很好看
That was the peak of it, I think.
我认为那才是我的巅峰
My pantsuit, just so it's clear. Yeah.
是我做的套装分清楚好吧
Exactly, yeah. That, you know.
没错对你知道
Of course. Of course. Just for the record books.
当然当然档案里要分清楚
Oh my God, she's here.
天啊她在这里
Dude, I think enough time's gone by.
兄弟事情已经过去很久了
I think maybe it's worth going over and starting fresh.
现在过去也许可以重新开始
Maybe I should just talk to her.
也许我应该和她聊聊
Just go over and We went through
走过去我们一起经历了
talk to her. so much together.
聊聊吧那么多
Might as well just...
不妨...
Yeah, I think that's a good move.
我觉得那会是个好的开始
I'm going over. All right, cool.
我去了去吧加油
Good luck, dude.
祝你好运哥们
What'd you say? I said good luck.
你说什么我说祝你好运
Sorry. Oh, thanks.
不好意思谢谢
Did you see my tail piercing? Yeah.
你看见我尾巴上的洞了吗看见了
Did it hurt? It hurt so bad.
疼吗疼死了
Really? I, like, bit my tongue.
真的吗我简直疼到咬舌自尽
Hey, Sharon.
嗨莎朗
Oh, hi, Phil.
嗨菲尔
Listen, about before,
听着对于之前的事
and about everything.
所有的一切
I just wanted to apologize.
我想向你道歉
That was really shitty of me to
我撒谎不诚实
lie to you and be dishonest.
这太差劲了
I just did it because I really do like you,
我这么做因为我真的很喜欢你
and I think you're super cool,
你太完美了
and no one else is nice to me,
没有人能和你相提并论
and I think it stems from...
我觉得是因为...
I didn't have many friends when I was a kid and that...
我小时候没什么朋友...
Oh, my God, Phil's getting a boner!
天啊菲尔勃起了
What? Oh, my God! That's a boner!
什么天啊他勃起了
Oh, shit. It's not... What the fuck?!
妈的不是... 他妈的怎么回事
No, no, no, no, Sharon. Oh my God!
不不不莎朗我的天啊
Sharon, relax, it's 'cause...
莎朗冷静因为...
I like you so much.
我太喜欢你了
I'm nervous. I'm just
我很紧张在你身边
really nervous when I'm around you.
我总是很紧张
Someone call No, no,
快来人别别
campus security! you don't have to...
叫保安你不用...
Campus security! Guys, drop it!
保安快放下
Call campus security! Sharon, I'm sorry!
快叫保安莎朗我很抱歉
Campus security. We're fine.
保安我们没事
What's the problem here? This man has a boner!
出什么事了他勃起了
And you need to remove it
你要把他
from the premises. No...
赶出大楼不要...
Get rid of that boner. Sir, it's
停止勃起先生
called a nervous erection, actually.
因为我太紧张了真的
You're getting Tasered. Sir,
你要接受电击先生
you don't have to Tase me.
你不用电击我
It's not gonna help. The Taser's gotta warm up.
没用的电击棒开始预热
I don't feel safe. Are you
我觉得不安全你真的
really gonna tase me right now?
现在真的要电我吗
Ooh, it's warming up. Put it back!
正在预热收回去
I can't put it back, Dana, that's not how they work!
我收不回去戴娜无法停止
Oh, Taser's warmed up.
预热完毕
Here we go. No, don't... no, no, no, no!
开始吧不不要... 不要不要
Oh, God!
天啊
Relax. Sharon!
放轻松莎朗
One more time.
再来一次
Argh, fuck it!
妈的
Sorry... Sharon...
对不起... 莎朗...
No! Oh, God!
不天啊
I think it started with,
我觉得是因为
you know, I was one of 36,
我是三十六个孩子之一
so it was... Small family.
所以这是... 是个小家庭
Yeah. But, you know,
对但是
even with such a small family,
即使是个小家庭
they never looked at me, you know?
他们从来不看我一眼
I was just sort of the
我就像
runt of the litter. Right.
被抛弃的垃圾是的
So, no one really paid
所以没人真正
attention to you. Yeah.
关心过你对
All right, I'm sorry. It's fine.
好吧非常抱歉没关系
We good? Yeah, we're good, Marc.
我们还是朋友吗对还是朋友马克
I feel good.
我感觉很好
Pow! I just shit my pants.
我刚刚尿了
And if I wasn't wearing them,
要是我没穿裤子
it'd be on the ground.
地板已经脏了
All right, I get it.
好了我懂了
All right. I guess Phil's got a point.
我想菲尔说得没错