纽约屁民（2016）

Animals. S01E03

Part 3 Nov. 17, 2020, 11:20 a.m.

'cause then he...
因为他会...
He's coming. Oh, all right.
他来了好吧
I'm gonna get going.
我要走了
You're leaving? Yeah.
你要走吗是的
Yeah, I just used the litter box.
我刚才解决了内急
Thank you so much, guys.
多谢了朋友们
Nice meeting you. No, you gotta stay.
很高兴见到你不你得留下来
Wait, wait, wait. You gotta stay.
等等等等等等你不能走
I mean, I got a bunch of stuff to do.
不好意思我还有一堆事情要做
I really should hit the road.
我真的应该走了
Alex, we know you're super busy,
亚历克斯我们知道你很忙
and we just thought we'd lay out all this stuff.
我们把东西都摆出来了
Look, we have, um,
你看我们有
four different types of dry food,
四种不同口味的猫粮
and we have eight types of cat toys that
还有八种猫咪玩具
we can all play with
我们可以一起玩
and share together. And we figured,
和你分享我们觉得
I don't know, as our new best friend,
作为我们最好的新朋友
we should feast together a little bit.
我们应该一起用餐
Wow. I mean... thank you.
我是说... 谢谢你们
I don't know what to say.
我不知道该说什么
Don't say anything. Eat.
那就别说了吃吧
Okay.
好吧
Alex, you're...
亚历克斯你...
When's the last time you've eaten, buddy?
你几天没吃饭了兄弟
Okay, gross.
好吧真是一团糟
He's eating the toys, too.
他把玩具也吃了
I think he's eating the toys at this point.
他好像在吃玩具
He's just...
他简直...
He's so... okay.
他真是... 好吧
Whoa, he's just...
他...
Easy. Breathe, breathe.
别着急喘口气深呼吸
Breathe.
喘口气
That was nuts.
你简直疯了
That was fucking nuts.
你♥他♥妈♥就是个疯子
That was pretty fucked up and wild.
搞得一团糟太粗鲁了
That was sick.
还很恶心
That was sick. That was cool.
令人作呕没这么夸张啦
That was really cool.
没什么大不了的
Hey, Alex, by the way,
亚历克斯顺便问下
have you ever, um, tried catnip before?
你之前吸过猫薄荷吗
Cause we recently got this new strain,
因为我们最近搞到了一种新货
and it is primo stuff.
绝对是尖货
Oh, you gotta try it, Alex.
你一定要试试亚历克斯
No, I've never even...
不我之前从没...
What is that? Is that like...
那是什么看起来像...
It's just a super chill thing
它让人神清气爽
that Mike and I use to sort of relax
我和麦克用它来放松身心
and really just kind of... just
实际上就是有点... 就是
take the edge off. Hang out,
让你变得迟钝精神出走
and take the edge off,
头脑迟钝
You know what I mean?
你明白吗
Well, I like the sound of that.
我很喜欢那个声音
Let me light you, dude.
我来点火吧兄弟
Take that in.
把它放进去
Watch how he's just sucking it up.
看他怎么吸
He's not being a pussy about it.
他不是一只乖猫
Hold it in, bitch.
别喷出来小贱♥人♥
Yeah, he coughs a lot.
他很容易咳嗽
I'm cool.
我很好
You take a hit, man.
你来试试朋友
Uh, me? I... Here, Mike.
我吗我... 拿着麦克
Here take the bong, Mike.
拿着打火机麦克
Light him up. Uh, sure.
帮他点上好的
Breathe in deep. Okay.
深呼吸好的
Like this? Nice, yeah, dude.
像这样没错就是这样兄弟
Hold it in. Hold it in.
吸住吸住
Oh... fuck...
他妈的...
He's so high!
他太嗨了
Alex is fucked up!
亚历克斯太嗨了
Oh, fuck...
妈的...
He's feeling it now.
他开始有感觉了
You're feeling it.
你有感觉了
Excuse me?
你好
Are you okay?
你还好吗
Hi... yeah.
嗨挺好的
Oh, you just seemed kind of... a little lost,
你看起来有点... 有点迷茫
so I just wanted to come over and introduce myself.
所以我想过来陪陪你
I'm Olivia.
我叫奥利维亚
Hi. I'm... sorry, I'm Shane.
嗨我叫... 对不起我叫谢恩
I'm new here. I...
我刚来我...
Can I ask you a question?
我能提个问题吗
Sure.
当然
And forgive me if it's too personal,
如果问题太隐私请原谅我
but are you... a black swan?
你是一只... 黑天鹅吗
Am I a black swan?
我是黑天鹅吗
That was the question.
我想问那个问题
Right.
好吧
Yeah. Yeah. I knew it!
没错我是我就知道
Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.
对对对没错当然
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
我就知道我就知道
That's why I came over.
所以我才来找你
Cause I got so excited cause I saw you,
我刚见到你就很激动
And I've never seen anybody like you over here before,
我从没在这里见过黑天鹅
and you just stood out. You seem different.
你鹤立鸡群与众不同
Oh, thank you.
谢谢你
Yeah, I'm a black swan.
没错我是一只黑天鹅
I'll show you around, okay?
我带你四处看看吧好吗
Okay. Just follow me.
好啊跟我来
Okay, great.
太棒了
This place is pretty incredible.
这地方太美了
This is Central Park!
这是中♥央♥公园
It's a place where anything could happen,
在这里一切皆有可能
dreams come true...
梦想实现...
Ooh, I see my friend, H&M.
我看见了一位朋友 H&M
H&M!
H&M
Oh, H&M, this is Shane. Shane, H&M.
H&M 这是谢恩谢恩这是H&M
Hi. Hi. I'm sorry,
嗨嗨抱歉
Your name is Shane? Yeah.
你叫谢恩吗对啊
Yeah, they should take away the "Ane,"
他们应该去掉"Ane"
just call you "Sh"
直接叫你"嘘"
cause I don't want to hear you talk.
因为我不想听你说话
Shane's from, uh...
谢恩是从
Wait, where are you from again?
等等你是哪来的
Oh, just like, over...
就是在...
the... freeway. Oh, yeah, the freeway.
高速公路对高速公路
The freeway? What do we got here, a goose?
高速公路吗你是大雁吗
Oh, God, no.
天啊不是
This guy is a swan, right?
他是只天鹅对吧
Yeah. Cause I'm just saying,
对我想说
Shane, you don't seem like
谢恩你长得不像
the other swans I know.
我认识的其他天鹅
Well, I'm... I'm black.
好吧我... 我是黑天鹅
Oh, you're a black swan. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
你是一只黑天鹅对对对
All right. So, you know the swan song, you know all the...
好吧所以你会唱天鹅之歌♥吗
Totally. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
当然我知道
Hey, uh, Shane, I wanted to ask you,
谢恩我想问
what is the swan song?
天鹅之歌♥是什么呢
Come on. What? Olivia?
别这样怎么了奥利维亚
If he's a swan,
如果他是只天鹅