纽约屁民（2016）

Animals. S01E01

Part 5 Nov. 17, 2020, 11:19 a.m.

You said you wouldn't leave me!
你说过不会抛下我的
Oh my god, you're still cooking a steak, Dad.
天啊你还在煎牛排呢爸爸
I don't know how many times I need to
我不知道还要
tell you. This looks like a lot of fun.
跟你说多少遍这可真有意思
I don't eat this shit. I'm getting the fuck out of here.
我不吃这些破玩意我要离开这里了
Yeah, well, just go.
好吧你走吧
Rebecca, did I hear you curse?
丽贝卡你是不是说脏话了
Oh, Franklin the flirt
♪ 弗兰克林你这个浪子 ♪
I understand the hurt
♪ 我理解你所说 ♪
That you would speak about
♪ 心痛的感觉 ♪
Before you had me all figured out
♪ 在我想通之前 ♪
Fink, Fink, hey, man.
芬克嗨兄弟
Hey, dude, how's it going?
嗨兄弟最近过得好吗
Great.
很好
Really? Yeah.
真的吗是的
You don't look like you're doing that good.
你看起来不怎么好啊
Nah, I'm doing great, actually.
不我挺好的
I'm just a little wiped out.
我只是很累
I just made babies with all five of those girls over there.
我刚才和那边五个姑娘生了孩子
Wow. Speaking of which
对了说起来
why I came over here.
我来找你
I'm actually looking for .
是因为我想要一片
one of those blue pills you had earlier.
你之前拿的蓝色药片
You know, one of those that
就是那个
make you relaxed, confident.
让你感觉放松自信
Make girls like you, your dad respect you,
让女孩喜欢你让爸爸敬佩你
and all that type of stuff.
有这类功效的药片
Uh, yeah, I got a blue pill,
是的蓝色药片在这里
but it doesn't do any of that stuff that you just said.
但没有你说的那些功效
Well, hey, regardless, I just want, you know,
好吧我只是想要
the thing that you had earlier.
你之前拿的药片而已
You sure? Yeah.
你确定吗是的
Yeah, give it to me, man.
给我吧兄弟
All right, have fun.
好吧玩得开心
All right.
好的
You nervous? No, I'm not nervous.
你紧张吗不我不紧张
I'm totally cool about it.
我很放松
Don't be nervous. Bro, look at me.
别紧张兄弟看着我
Look at me, br...
看着我兄...
Look at me, bro. Yeah.
看着我兄弟好
This is how awesome you could look.
你会和我一样帅气
In like, an hour.
大概一小时后
Yeah, that's a good point.
那还不错
Take the pill and then come find me
吃下药片然后来找我
because we're gonna be looking great.
因为我们都会看起来很棒
That's right, man.
好的兄弟
Me and Fink hanging out.
我和芬克一起厮混
No Mike. Yeah.
不要麦克好的
Totally.
那当然
Oh, too much pussy.
上太多女人了
Here we go, Phil.
来吧菲尔
Lab Rat!
小白鼠
What is up, party people?
你们好吗派对动物们
Like to just throw a shout
谢谢贾洛德
out to Jarrod for lending me that XLR cable.
借我XLR端子
It's really working out great.
效果真的很不错
So, thanks to Jarrod. This one's for you.
谢谢贾洛德这首歌♥送给你
All right.
好吧
I actually think it's kicking in.
药效好像上来了
Maybe I'll just go ahead and...
也许我应该去...
Didn't know I had that in me, did you?
我居然还有舞蹈细胞
Philly is back in it, bitch!
菲利重回江湖啦贱♥人♥们
I'm sorry, that was too much.
抱歉过分了
I'll reel it back a little bit.
我会收敛一点
Oh, sorry. Oh, my gosh.
抱歉我的天啊
That was weird, I was just
真是奇怪呢我刚才
walking backwards when I should have been...
往后退了我本应该往前...
Sorry, Walking forwards.
抱歉但我却往后走
And I was doing a twist thing,
我当时在扭动舞姿
which I never do. Yeah, no.
以前没尝试过是啊不
It was actually really good.
其实很不错呢
Oh, I shouldn't have done it.
我不该这么做
Yeah, how's it going? How are you enjoying the party?
你好吗你觉得派对怎么样
Oh. You know, it's a party.
就是个派对而已
Yeah, I know. I don't know,
我明白我也不知道
I feel like I've lived my whole life at parties.
我感觉自己一直活在派对里
I know, I feel like parties are just, like,
我懂的我觉得派对就是
organized fun.
有组织性的娱乐
You know what, though?
你知道吗
I am so happy this party has plates.
我很高兴派对有餐盘
Shut the fuck up.
不是吧
Are you fucking serious?
你是认真的吗?
I brought the plates!
餐盘是我带来的
You're the plate guy?
你是带餐盘的人吗
Yes, I brought the plates!
是啊是我带的餐盘
Oh, my God! I know, it's such a rarity.
我的天啊我知道这很少见
Like, I always say, like,
就像我常说的
Nobody thanks the plate guy!
没有人感谢带餐盘的人
"Nobody thanks the plate guy."
"没有人会感谢带餐盘的人"
Thanks, plate guy.
谢谢你带餐盘的人
Okay, if you're having a baby, I should let
好吧如果你怀孕了
you know that I'm not a certified nurse,
我想告诉你虽然我没有护士执照
but I have just done this before, so...
但我刚帮别人接生过所以...
Oh, uh, no.
我没怀孕
No. Oh, you were just
不你刚刚
holding my hand.
握着我的手
Yeah.
是的
I, uh...
我...
I've never made babies.
我从没生过孩子
I've actually never made babies either.
我也没有造过孩子
You haven't? No.
你没造过吗没有
Oh, my gosh. That's pretty amazing.
天啊这真是太神奇了
Two people who like paper
两个人都喜欢纸盘子
plates and also have never had babies before.
而且都没有造过孩子
Is... do you wanna...
你想不想...
I don't know. I just...
我不知道我只是...
Do you want to go into the
你愿意
bathroom with me and make babies together?
和我去洗手间一起造孩子吗
Uh, yeah. I do. Really? Great.
我愿意真的吗太好了
Phil!
菲尔
Hey, Mikey. What's up, man?
嗨麦克有什么事吗
Hey, you finally hit the dance floor.
你终于来舞池了
Yeah, yeah. Hit it hard, yeah.
是的好好跳舞
It's about time. You did it.
正是时候你来了
Dude, I am sorry about before.
兄弟我很抱歉之前说了那些话
I'll be real about it. No, it...
真的很抱歉不...
It's fine, dude. Things got a
没事的伙计之前有点
little heated. It's crazy.
太激动了太疯狂了
It's funny you should
这很有趣
come over here, 'cause..
你应该过来因为...
No, it's great you're talking to Rebecca, my daughter.
这真好你在和我女儿丽贝卡聊天
Remember? Rebecca? Who's this?
还记得吗丽贝卡这是谁
Remember the baby?
还记得这个孩子吗
The baby I had before.
我之前的那个孩子
Remember she...
记得她...
Remember, I was holding the baby?
记得吗我之前抱着一个孩子
Phil?
菲尔
Yeah, no, okay, that's your daughter Rebecca.
记起来了天啊这是你的女儿丽贝卡
She called you "Mommy." From earlier.
她还叫过你"妈咪"呢之前那孩子
I remember now. Yeah.
我记起来了