纽约屁民（2016）

Animals. S01E10

Part 2 Nov. 17, 2020, 11:24 a.m.

in the back, and, like, really dusty.
藏得很深还蒙着灰
That's where they hide the good stuff.
好东西都藏在那里面
I think it'll be good.
我觉得这挺好
As long as there's alcohol in it, Yeah, there is.
只要含酒精是的含酒精
I honestly don't even care.
说实话我不在乎
What'd you get? What do you got?
你带了什么你带了什么
Okay. What do you got?
好的你带了什么
Hold on. What do you got?
等一下你带了什么
Come on, come on, come on. Check it out.
拿出来拿出来看
What's that, water?
那是什么水吗
Okay, see, that's exactly the point.
看这就是重点
So what I did was that I took
我其实拿走了
my sister's vodka... Sick.
我姐姐的伏特加... 棒极了
But I actually put it all into
把酒全倒进了
this water bottle. Great.
这个水瓶里真好
So it looks like we're drinking water,
所以看起来我们在喝水
but the thing is...
我们在喝水但实际上...
It's not water!
不是水
It's vodka. That's really smart.
是伏特加真聪明
Hey, before we go, should we take a shot?
我们走之前喝一杯怎么样
Yeah, let's do it. All right. Cool.
来吧很好
That'll calm the nerves a bit.
那会让我们放松一点
Definitely calm the nerves and stuff. Cool.
绝对会让我们放松很棒
Should I do them both?
两瓶都喝吗
You fucking dare me, dude?
哥们你♥他♥妈♥真的敢吗
Film this. All right.
录下来好的
Hi, everybody.
大家好
My name is Phil Matarese. I love getting fucked up.
我叫菲尔·马塔斯我爱毁坏一切
Fuck parents and
去他妈的父母
fuck Demon Giant Eve.
去他妈的恶魔巨人节前夜
Blah! Fuck parents and fuck
去他妈的父母去他妈的
Demon Giant Eve, No, come on!
恶魔巨人节前夜不别这样
dude! Put it back on me!
哥们拍我
Put it back on me!
拍我
Put it... ready? Let me zoom in.
拍... 准备好了吗让我对焦一下
All right.
好了
Dude! Stop filming!
哥们别录了
No... Stop filming!
不... 别录了
Dude, I'm sorry, man, but this is gold.
哥们我很抱歉但是这段真不错
That's a viral hit, man.
这会爆红的兄弟
We should just go home.
我们应该回家
Dude, we had a pact, man.
哥们我们说好了
First of all, it's super dangerous
首先离开下水道
to ever leave the sewers,
非常危险
especially on Demon Giant Eve.
尤其是在恶魔巨人节前夜
Okay, look, we won't go out onto the street.
好吧听着我们不上街
We'll just watch the demon giants
我们隔着下水道的格栅
through the sewer grate.
看那些大怪物
So, we technically won't
所以严格来说
leave the sewers, right?
我们不离开下水道对吗
That's what I'm saying.
没错
Okay, let's do it. All right.
好吧就这么办好
Let's do this shit. Come on.
就他妈的这么办来吧
This is so sick, bro!
这太酷了兄弟
It's like we're in "The Hunger Games"!
我们好像在《饥饿游戏》里
Like you nerds stand a chance.
你们这些呆子才没机会呢
I got this.
看我的
Totally, man.
是啊兄弟
You're the man, Colton!
你是老大科尔顿
Yeah, that's right.
没错
Out of my way, nerds!
都让开呆子们
Hey, here you go, man.
兄弟这个给你
Look, you... you gotta eat up.
听着你需要吃东西
I mean, he only chooses the best looking one of us
他每年只赦免
to pardon each year, and...
最好看的火鸡
you're looking pretty gaunt.
你太憔悴了
Who's "He"?
"他"是谁
He's him.
就是他
I knew I loved her from the moment we met.
我对她一见钟情
We were kids.
我们当时还小
I was small for my age and
我比同龄的孩子长得小
would get picked on a lot.
总是被欺负
She always defended me
她总是维护我
against the taunts of my classmates.
回击同学们的嘲笑
We married right after graduating.
我们一毕业就结婚了
Gregory... She was the light of my life.
格里高利... 她是我的生命之光
But they don't care about that. Hmph.
但他们不在乎
They just want to carve us up,
他们只想把我们开膛破肚
gnaw on our flesh,
吃我们的肉
and throw us in the garbage.
再把我们扔进垃圾桶
I don't mind.
我不在乎
I'm ready to die,
我准备赴死
but I'm taking that motherfucker down with me.
但我要带着那个混♥蛋♥ 一起死
Son of a bitch.
混♥蛋♥
Hey, Gregory, do it for Sarah.
格里高利为了莎拉
Give 'em hell, Greg.
让他们好看格里
I still have one more thing to do,
我还有一事未完
one more step,
最后一步
one final task,
最后任务
get revenge.
复仇
Come on. Here. No.
上来来不
Come on. I can't do it.
加油我做不到
One, two, three.
一二三
There we go, huh?
上来了吧
God, that was horrible.
天啊太糟糕了
Here, take some water.
来喝点水
And before, let me start it.
在你喝之前
I gotta just turn on my phone.
我要打开手♥机♥
Just for the video. Sure. What was that?
录视频行你说什么
No, I was saying continue and
我意思是说继续
take a sip whenever you're ready.
你准备好就喝一小口
That's the fucking vodka, dude!
这他妈是伏特加哥们
Oh, my God. Sorry, I forgot.
天啊抱歉我忘了
That's not even funny, Mike.
那一点都不好笑麦克
I'm sorry. I actually... I genuinely forgot.
对不起我真的... 真的忘了
It looked like a water bottle.
这看起来像水瓶子
I'm sorry. What...
对不起什么...
Oh, my God, dude.
天啊哥们
I've never seen so many humans before.
我以前从没见过这么多人类
Fat ones, skinny ones,
胖的瘦的
brown ones, not brown ones...
棕色皮肤的非棕色皮肤的...
Can you see any of the demon giants?
你看到大怪物了吗
I don't... is that one?
我没... 那个吗
Is that a fat boy? No, that's a big boy.
那是个胖男孩吗不那是个大男孩
Mmhmm, okay... All right, look, we
好吧... 好了听我说
need to get a better view. Come on.
我们得去视线好的地方走吧
You said we'd look from the grate
你刚才说我们从下水道里看
and we're looking from the grate,
我们也是这么做的
and I think it's pretty great.
我觉得这样很好
Let's just step out of the sewer a little bit
我们只要走出来一点点
so we can get a better view.
就能看得更清楚
I mean, look around. Does it look that scary?
你看看周围吓人吗
We can't come all this way and not see it.
我们这么费劲当然要好好看看
You are just really good at peer pressure. I gotta say that.
你很擅长给同伴施加压力
I mean, it's, like, impressive. Thank you.
我很佩服你谢谢
All right, let's go. Come on.
好了我们走吧走吧
A little bit further. Easy, easy. Slowly.
走出来一点点慢点小心
A little bit further. Come on.
再来一点点来吧
Just slow down, man.
慢点兄弟
I don't see anything.
我什么也没看见