纽约屁民（2016）

Animals. S01E03

Part 5 Nov. 17, 2020, 11:20 a.m.

Shane's not a goose.
谢恩不是大雁
Right, Shane?
对吗谢恩
Olivia, I'm sorry.
奥利维亚对不起
Oh, God!
天啊
I'm still the same bird.
我本质不变
Just get out of here.
你出去吧
Get out of my club.
滚出我的俱乐部
Goose!
臭大雁
Get out of here, honky!
滚出去怪叫的大雁
Are you kidding me, a goose?!
你♥他♥妈♥的开玩笑吗一只大雁
I'm 'bout to lose my shit on this goose!
我要在这只大雁身上拉屎
Back up, back up, back up!
往后退往后退
Get your fucking wings off me, bro!
别他妈的碰我哥们
Hey, Shane.
谢恩
Hi, Olivia.
奥利维亚
So, was everything between us a lie?
所以我们的感情都是谎言吗
No. I've never met anyone like you.
不是我从没见过像你一样的天鹅
Well, I've never met anyone like you.
是啊我也从没遇到像你一样的
But I just can't stay here.
但我不能留在这里
Where are you going?
你要去哪里
Well, I'm not sure.
我也不知道
But what I do know is that this place just...
我只知道这个地方...
It's not for me.
不适合我
I'm just a simple goose.
我只是一只卑微的大雁
If you ever change your mind
如果你改主意了
you know where I'll be.
就来找我
In or around the men's
我在中♥央♥公园
public restroom in Central Park.
男公厕附近
It was nice meeting you, Olivia.
很高兴认识你奥利维亚
All right.
那就这样吧
All right.
就这样吧
So, anyway, we were right over Calgary, right?
总之我们在卡尔加里上空对吗
Right. Right. Yup. You remember that?
对你记得吗
And we were flying...
然后我们就在飞...
I'm in third position.
我排在第三个
Oh, you remember Gary, right?
你记得加里吗
Gary, he could never stay in the V.
加里他永远无法飞V字形
As hard as he tried.
尽管他尽力了
Then that big bird came,
然后那只大鸟过来了
that big Boeing. Right.
大♥波♥音对
Lo and behold...
等着看吧
Gary gets sucked right into that engine,
加里被吸进了引擎里
And poof! Just a cloud of feathers.
然后砰地一声就剩一堆羽毛了
Gary is gone!
加里死了
Shane's back!
谢恩回来了
Oh, Shane! What's up, guys?
谢恩你们怎么样兄弟们
Exactly, yeah!
就是那样
No, I mean, I saw bits and
听我说我看到加里的残肢
pieces of Gary flying all over the place.
飞得到处都是
It's like, "There's some Gary.
就是"这里有加里的碎片
There's some Gary.
那里也有加里的碎片
Hey, my best friend, Gary!"
我最好的朋友加里"
Yeah.
是啊
All right, guys
好啦兄弟们
not funny anymore.
这样可没意思了
You can let me out now.
该放我出去了
Guys!
人呢
Okay, so, Alex, hey, uh...
好了亚历克斯
Should I come out now?
我可以出去了吗
Yeah, go, go.
可以了去吧
Okay, okay. Go. Show him.
好了好了来给他看看
Uh, hey, Alex, what's up? It's Mike.
亚历克斯你好吗我是麦克
Rev your tool. Rev your tool.
发动起来发动机器
Okay, right, right.
好了知道了
Oh... like a dentist?
像牙医吗
I don't even know.
我自己也不知道
Tell me when to come out.
该我出场时记得叫我
Okay, okay, hold on.
好的等一下
So, presenting, Phil...
好有请菲尔出场
I don't know, I just ordered it off the Internet.
我只是在网上订了一套衣服
I don't know, it's spooky enough.
我也不知道但是够吓人的
No, it's good. It's good.
不没事挺好的
I don't really know what it means or anything.
我都不知道这套衣服是什么
Alex, what are you thinking about these?
亚历克斯你觉得这两套衣服怎么样
Who's scarier? Are these, um...
谁的更吓人这些是...
Fuck the both of you, man!
你们两个去死吧
I'm gonna straight up murder you!
我♥干♥脆直接杀了你
I'm gonna cut you open and
我要把你大卸八块
I'm gonna rape you, buddy!
我要强♥奸♥你
What? Phil, okay, let's hold on. I'm sorry.
什么菲尔等等对不起
I didn't mean that. I didn't mean the rape thing.
我不是那意思强♥奸♥是开玩笑的
Help!
救命啊
No. That's not gonna do anything.
不这样叫没用的
Help! That's okay.
救命啊没事的
Phil, you know what, your back thing,
菲尔你衣服后背有问题
the buckle, I just need to fix it.
这条带子我给你系好
Thank you so much. Just turn around for a second.
太谢谢你了转过去一下
Thank you, honey, thank you. Fuck. Okay, Alex.
谢谢你了亲爱的妈的好吧亚历克斯
Think. Think, think, think, think...
动脑子想想想想
Wait a minute.
等等
Holy shit, it's the same lock.
天啊是一样的锁
All right, Alex.
好了亚历克斯
Get ready to open up, in more ways than one.
准备打开吧不只是门哦
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait!
等等等一下
Before you guys kill me,
在你们杀我之前
Phil, would you, uh...
菲尔你可以...
Would you mind reading from your novel?
读一段你写的小说吗
From my novel? No, I couldn't.
读我的小说吗不不行
It's still in a first draft. Wait, Phil,
那才是初稿呢等等菲尔
this is perfect, actually.
时机完美
What? Why? Well, now you have an audience.
什么为什么你现在有位观众
I think Alex really wants to hear it.
我觉得亚历克斯真的很想听
It's just like a last rites thing.
就像最后的仪式
It'd be a nice way for me to go.
这样我会走得体面一些
Okay. All right, I'm gonna do it.
好吧好吧我要读了
Okay, cool. Okay, okay.
好的好了好了
Okay, this is the middle of chapter 18.
好这是第十八章中间的一段
Oh, I love 18. Okay, great.
我特别喜欢那一章太棒了
Okay, everyone shut up. Hehe.
好了都闭嘴哈哈
"It was a dark and
"那是去年秋天
stormy night last fall.
一个昏暗乌云密布的夜晚
Phil was always afraid of thunder.
菲尔一直害怕打雷
It reminded him of a vacuum."
这会让他想起吸尘器"
Easy, easy...
慢慢来慢慢来
"As he cowered in fear
"他像个孩子一样
like a stupid little baby under the couch,."
害怕地躲在沙发底下"
Yes!
太棒了
"He thought that maybe things"
"他在想之后的事情"
"Weren't gonna be that good after that."
"也许不会那么美好"
Peace out, motherfuckers.
再见了混♥蛋♥们
"Until he saw a paw."
"直到他看到了一只爪子"
Oh, man.
天啊
"He saw Mike."
"他看见了麦克"
Okay, that's it. Dude!
好了就这些兄弟
That's all I'm gonna read for now.
我就先读到这里吧
Was that good?
写得好吗
Yes, dude, are you kidding me?
当然了你在开玩笑吧
Well, you inspired me to do it!
是你鼓励我写的
Honestly, I bet there's not a dry eye in the house.
实话说我敢打赌大家都很感动
Uh... You know what, he's gone.
你猜怎么着他跑了