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Watchmen S01E03
Part 6
Nov. 14, 2019, 12:11 p.m.
砸得他脑浆迸裂 七窍流血
It hits him so hard, his brains shoot out his nose.
他死翘翘了
Game over. He's dead.
上帝死后 会去哪里呢
And where does God go when he dies?
他下了地狱
He goes to Hell.
讲完了 击鼓
Roll on snare drum.
谢幕
Curtains.
这个笑话不错吧
Good joke.
抱歉 你的时间即将用完
Sorry. Your time is almost up.
55秒后 通话结束
You have 55 seconds to complete your transmission.
我也不知道为何一直来这儿给你打电♥话♥
I don't know why I keep coming to these stupid phone booths
给你讲笑话
and telling you jokes.
你根本毫无幽默感可言
It's not like you ever had a sense of humor.
可能你永远也听不到我的笑话
You're never gonna hear this anyway probably.
但有时 这种感觉挺好...
but sometimes it's, you know, it's nice to...
装糊涂的感觉挺好
sometimes it's nice to pretend.
地球人还以为你在意他们呢
The assholes down here still think you give a shit.
可你都在火星上待了...
even though you've been on another fucking planet for‐‐
30年了
for 30 years.
但话说回来 我们也不值得在意
But we're not really worth giving a shit about anyway, are we?
录音结束
Recording complete.
感谢你对"蓝色电♥话♥亭"的多年支持
Thank you for being a platinum user of the Blue Booth Network.
你的信息将在40秒后传到火星
Your message will reach Mars in approximately 40 seconds.
晚安 谢谢你联络曼哈顿博士
Good night, and thank you for contacting Doctor Manhattan.
晚安 乔
Good night, Jon.
什么鬼...
What the‐‐?
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