魔法师（2016）

The Magicians S04E03

Part 3 Aug. 20, 2020, 1:23 p.m.

不是杀掉你见到的每一个人
is not murdering everyone you meet.
是的你明白我的困境
Yes, you get my dilemma,
但你和我一样
but you're like me.
正如乔希所说
Josh said so.
你既是坏朋友又是好朋友
A bad friend and a good friend at the same time.
你是怎么做到的
How do you do it?
我别无选择
I have no choice.
你曾是艾略特的朋友
You were friends with Eliot.
非常要好的朋友
Very best friends.
现在你可以和我做朋友了
Now you can be friends with me.
就和以前一样
It'll be the same.
你可以教我如何才能更像他
You can show me how to be more like him.
不
No.
我爱艾略特
I love Eliot.
我愿意为他做任何事甚至不惜为了他帮你
I would do anything for him, even help you,
但你和我我们永远不会成为朋友
but you and I, we won't ever be friends...
除非你让我和他说说话
Unless you let me talk to him.
证明他还活着
Prove he's still alive in there.
我做不到
I can't do that.
但你可以放他走
But you could let him go.
你可以选择一个新的身体
You could choose a new body.
但是我喜欢这个
But I like this one.
我喜欢人们看我的样子
I like the way people look at me,
喜欢看你和你的朋友
and you and your friends
如此关心这具身体的样子
care so deeply about what happens to it.
我为什么要放弃这具身体呢
Why would I ever leave it?
嗨
Hi.
我来见酒神
I'm here to see Bacchus.
我不知道你在说什么
Um, yeah... I don't know what you're talking about.
里面的是恩贝尔
Um, it's... it's Ember, s...
你就直说里面是酒神吧
"Bacchanal" Is the word you're looking for.
废话少说肖莎娜
Cut the crap, Shoshana.
我是乔希在贝丝蒂派对上见过的
It's me, Josh, from the Bedsty party.
- 快点 - 噢我
- Come on. - Oh, I...
我还以为你不记得我了
I didn't think you'd remember me.
事实上...
Well, it's actually... you know,
我很开心你来了
it's really good that you're here,
他比几周前黑化得更严重了
'cause he's been darker the last few weeks.
我觉得朋友在这可能会有些帮助
I think a friendly face could really help.
好的
Great.
嗨昆
Hey, Q?
- 噢 - 天啊
- Oh, my... - Oh, my God.
嘿
Hey.
你去哪了我们找不到你了
Where have you been? We couldn't find you.
我的新身份就读于布雷克比尔斯大学
"Enrolled at Brakebills," She said,
多么讽刺啊
fully aware of the irony.
我只是...
I just, um...
我不知道从哪开始说起
I don't know where to start. Uh...
你有爱丽丝的消息吗
Have you heard anything about Alice?
没有
No.
从她在黑石塔搅得
No, I mean, not since she completely
我们翻天覆地之后就没了怎么了
screwed us over at Blackspire, why?
其他人呢
Where is everyone else?
如果图书馆一直在抓我们
If the Library's going to arrest us on sight,
我们怎么拿到至少五个硬币呢
how do we get one of these coins, much less five?
我打听了下可能还有别的方式
I asked around, so there might be another way.
图书馆对外宣称是麦凯利斯戴尔家族
The Library's official story is that the McAllister family
英勇地找回了魔法
heroically turned magic back on.
所以他们有权限想拿多少硬币都可以
So they gave them a free pass to as many coins as they want.
他们有一些特别的卡
They give them these special cards
可以自♥由♥出入不需要安检
with no limits, no questions asked.
只有少数人有
Only a few of them exist, and Hedges
赫奇称之为黑卡
are calling them Black Cards.
我们可以偷一张
We could steal one.
如果你偷了张信♥用♥卡♥
If you steal a credit card,
它被挂失后就一无是处了
it only works until it's reported stolen.
这张卡这么珍贵
With something this valuable,
那被偷后一定也会很快被挂失
it's gonna happen pretty damn quick.
那我们伪造一个吗
Forgery, maybe?
要伪造一张足以骗过图书馆的卡吗
Good enough to fool the Library?
我认识一位造假大♥师♥
I used to know a guy, a master counterfeiter.
猛兽杀了他但...
The Beast killed him, but...
但那是在你的时间线
But that was in your timeline.
我在入布雷克比尔斯大学之前就认识弗兰基
I did know Franky since before Brakebills,
希望你的佩也认识
so hopefully your Penny did too.
也希望他的号♥码没变
And hopefully he has the same number.
该死
Damn it.
我还拿着那个DJ的手♥机♥
I still have the DJ's phone.
好消息是你的佩
Well, the good news is your Penny
和我的密♥码♥一样
has the same password as me,
所以我在下载他的通讯录
so I'm downloading his contacts right now.
- 唉 - 好多Ins的通知
- Ugh. - So many Insta notifications.
好了我找到他的号♥码了我试着联♥系♥他
Okay, I got his number. I'll try him.
我登录不上
I can't log in.
它要发送验证码
It wants to send a text message
到我的旧手♥机♥来确认
to my old phone to confirm,
但我没带旧手♥机♥
but if I had my old phone,
我为什么会随身带我的旧手♥机♥啊
why the hell would I be doing this?
你最近和爸爸联♥系♥过吗
Have you talked to your dad lately?
我用布莱恩的手♥机♥给他打过电♥话♥
I called him from Brian's phone,
但是没人接
but nobody picked up.
陌生来电
Nobody answers their phone
是不会有人接的对吧
when they don't recognize the number, right?
你说的有道理
You're probably right.
伙计们他接了
Guys, he picked up.
我不认为他能停在这
Oh, I don't think he can park there.
我不认为他会在意
Yeah, I don't think he cares.
弗兰基似乎总能逢凶化吉绝处逢生
Shit just always seems to work out for Franky.
另一个时间线
Another timeline?
疯了吧
That's wild.
- 我还以为你死了 - 我也以为
- I thought you were dead. - Likewise.
所以我认识的弗兰基是个造假大♥师♥
So the Franky I knew was a counterfeiter.
我也是但对大多数职业来说
So am I, but for most jobs,
我的技能是致命的
my skills are overkill.
造假来愚弄普通人很简单
Duping objects to fool regular dopes is simple.
你在博物馆见到的99%的艺术品都是赝品
99% of the art you see in museums is fake,
因为为什么要把真品浪费在
because why waste the real thing
根本辨不出真假的人的身上呢
on people who can't tell the difference anyway?
但是骗过魔法师这件事呢
Fooling Magicians, though,
这就需要特别的天分了
that's where the special sauce comes in.
所以我们要伪造什么
So what's the MacGuffin?
图书馆黑卡
A Library Black Card.
这可不是一件容易事
That's gonna take a lot of sauce.
我来开门
You know what? Let me get that.
可能是来找我的
That's probably for me.
- 恭喜 - 来的不是时候伙计
- Congratulations... - Not now, guys.
你猜怎么着
You know what?
我要拿走这个
Actually, I'm gonna grab...
谢谢谢谢
Thank you. Thanks.
祝您生活愉快
Have a good one.
你要解释一下这是怎么回事吗
Are you gonna explain that, or...
- 是你的码数吗 - 绝对是我的码数
- Are they even your size? - They're always my size.
总而言之图书馆黑卡
Anyway, uh, Library Black Card.
有点棘手但我能做到
That's tricky, but I can do it.
我们要付多少钱
Yeah, what'll it cost us?
无论你从图书馆拿走什么
Whatever you're withdrawing from the Library,
给我双倍
double it.
10个杜威币吗
Ten Dewey coins?
这么多魔法都能建立一支死灵军团了
That's like "Raise an army of the dead" Level magic.
- 你可真是狮子大开口 - 没错
- That is a big ask. - Yeah.