魔法师（2016）

The Magicians S04E11

Part 2 Aug. 20, 2020, 1:26 p.m.

我能让我俩毫发无伤地进出
I can get us in and out unharmed,
但协议规定
but protocol dictates
图书馆成员必须成对进入毒室...
Librarians enter the Poison Room in pairs...
出于安全考虑
for safety.
福格可以陪你
Fogg can do it.
很遗憾我无法离开布雷克比尔斯大学
Unfortunately, I cannot leave Brakebills.
图书馆那边盯着我呢
The Library has been up my ass.
他们甚至威胁在我所有教室里装上监视器
They're even threatening to put monitors in all my classrooms.
亨利说得有道理这会引起不必要的关注
Henry has a point. It would draw undue attention.
让人关注到他是个该死的懦夫吗
Oh, to the fact that he's a fucking coward?
作为魔法师如果没有健全的自我保护意识
You don't get to be a magician my age, dear,
亲爱的你可活不到我这个岁数
without a very healthy sense of self-preservation.
凯蒂
Kady...
拜托了
Please.
我是说即使这真是门语言
I mean, if this is a real language,
那它也早就灭绝无人知晓了
it is a dead one that nobody's ever written about.
也许不是语言呢也许是...
Well, maybe it's not a language. Maybe it's...
嗷该死书页割着我了
Ow. Goddamn paper cut.
这该死的书咬我
Cocksucking book bit me.
真的
It did!
为什么这书突然就全部变成空白了
Why is this book suddenly blank?
嘿等等
Hey, wait a minute.
这里是写了什么东西吗
Is that writing there?
我几乎辨认不出来
I can barely make it out.
上帝我觉得这是用玛戈的血写的
My God. I think it's written in Margo's blood.
它想要血而我有血
It wants blood, I got blood.
- 是... - 没错
- Is that...? - Yep
老娘正那几天嘛你可以晚点再感谢我的子♥宫♥
It's shark week. You can thank my uterus later.
是拉丁文
This is in Latin.
我不会念
I can't cast.
最好你来看一下
Um, you better have a look at it.
噢
Oh.
别这样
Oh, come on.
《粘合剂》站在他们面前
And the Binder stood before them,
他们注视着目光充满惊异
and as they stared, eyes full of wonder,
《粘合剂》心里想...
the Binder thought to himself...
"你们早该来了"
"Took you long enough."
- 在这里吗 - 是的
- He's in there? - Yes.
他在参加一个收♥购♥会议
And he's at an acquisitions meeting,
我们有足够时间复♥制♥这些文件
which should give us enough time to copy it.
好的感谢晚点联♥系♥我
Okay, thanks. Check back with me later.
- 埃弗雷特 - 泽尔达
- Everett. - Zelda.
- 会开得怎么样 - 很具体
- How was the meeting? - Detailed.
我溜出来了
I snuck out.
你在这干什么
What are you doing here?
我希望我们能谈谈...
I was hoping we could talk...
也许可以在你的办公室谈
in your office, perhaps.
当然可以
Of course.
《粘合剂》知道茱莉亚有很多疑问
The Binder knew Julia had many questions.
她一直寻找恢复神力的方法
She'd been searching in vain
可是一切都是徒劳
for how to reacquire her divinity.
他知道恢复的方法
He knew the answer.
你就不能不第三人称和过去时态瞎逼逼吗
Hey, what's with all the third-person, past-tense bullshit?
《粘合剂》听不懂她的话
The Binder had no idea what she was talking about.
《粘合剂》解释说他知道方法
The Binder explained... he had answers,
但需要他们了解他是如何成为...
but it would require they learn how he came to be..
成为...
to be...
成为...
to be...
《粘合剂》觉得头很晕
The Binder felt dizzy.
他的书...
His book was a...
怎么说呢
Oh, it was somehow...
就是...
it was somehow...
缺页了
missing pages.
我觉得他不行了
I think he's broken.
靠
The fuck.
- 这是什么时候发生的 - 不知道
- When did this happen? - I don't know.
上一秒他还在正常讲话呢
He was talking normal a second ago.
虽然那些话对我们来说并不正常老天啊
Normal for him. My God.
搞什么
What the hell?
芬提克
Fen, Tick?
伙计们刚发生了一件无敌奇怪的事
Guys, the weirdest thing just happened.
我正好好地站着吃小饼干呢
I was eating a biscuit, not off the floor,
然后我突然看到这一幕
and I had a kind of vision.
本来一切都很好
Still good.
最后一组镜头
Last looks.
"与乔希·霍伯曼外出就餐"
"Eating Out with Josh Hoberman,"
场景一第一次拍摄开始
scene one, take one... marker.
你说我在吃啥
I'm eating what?
费罗里没人有电视机
But no one in Fillory has a TV
所以为什么...问这个干嘛
so why... am I questioning this?
开拍
Action!
任何能做出好面筋的面包师都知道
Any baker worth their gluten knows a biscuit
饼干是否可口取决于面粉的质量
is only as good as its flour.
加入一些充满薰衣草气息的蜂蜜
Add a drizzle of lavender-infused honey,
相信我这个味道能让你飘飘欲仙
and trust me, you'd eat this right off the floor.
命运之风...
The Winds of Fate...
今年初不合时宜地来了
they've come unseasonably early this year.
我想这是费罗里遇到麻烦的迹象
I think this is a sign that Fillory's in trouble.
早来的命运之风洛里安的作物沉默的动物
Early Winds of Fate, Lorian plants silencing the animals,
太多的探索生物...
too many questing creatures...
严格来说费罗里的生态系统听起来
Seriously, it sounds like Fillory's ecosystem
好像被侵犯了不过不是那种"侵犯"
is completely jacked and not in a sexy way.
这么说有意思
Interesting you should say that.
不久前我们监禁了一个水妖
Not long ago, we imprisoned a Naiad
她对几个农民进行了某些温和的暴♥力♥行为
for committing moderate acts of violence against some farmers.
她把一个农民的骨头剔了出来
She deboned one of them.
- 但刀法确实很棒 - 老天
- Really great knife skills. - Jesus.
总之我记得她说过一些
Anyway, I recall her saying something
关于费罗里日益衰退的生态系统的话
about Fillory's failing ecosystem,
但她当时满身内脏所以那一幕还是挺难忘的
but she was covered in guts, and that's really hard to get past.
- 可以想象 - 我们和她聊聊
- Been there. Get that. - Let's talk to her.
好的
Okay.
你好伊斯梅尼
Hello, Ismenie.
我给你带了两位客人来啦
I brought you some visitors today.
噢老天爷啊
Oh! God!
只有我一个人觉得
Am I the only one getting
她可能客串过《指环王》或者《怨恨》吗
"The Ring"/"Grudge"-type vibes here?
她是个水妖
She's a Naiad.
你们这些陆地人为什么要折磨我
Why do you dry-skins torture me?
我是来警告你们的
I came to you with a warning.
是的没错你还袭击了几个农民呢
Yes, yes, you also attacked several farmers.
那就是我的警告
That was my warning.
他们偷了我的水侵犯我的灵魂深处
They were stealing my water... an assault on my very soul.
她保护着一口井
She protects a well.
如果你的血液在你的身体之外
What if your blood lived outside of your skin
而那些傻♥逼♥们不仅喝了它
and thoughtless things drank it,
还在里面洗澡甚至撒尿你会怎么做
bathed in it, peed in it?
好吧先停一停恐怕我们得问一些
Yes, well, I'm afraid we have a few question we need to ask
关于费罗里生态的问题
about Fillory's ecosystem.
我以前告诉过你们是水的问题
I told you all before, it is The Waters.
水在流走
They are moving.
这是第十三世的错
It is the fault of the Thirteenth.
第十三世是什么
The Thirteenth?
饥渴的十三世
The thirsty Thirteenth.
他想抓住我们筑坝把我们困住
He tried to capture us, dam us in.
水应该是自♥由♥的
Water should flow free.
他建造的那些东西就是罪证
What he built... there is no excuse for it.
他建了什么
What did he build?
我们没什么好说了陆地人
We're done here, dry-skins.
不我们没完
No, we are not done here!