魔法师（2016）

The Magicians S04E01

Part 3 Aug. 20, 2020, 1:23 p.m.

符咒魔咒
Charms, enchantments.
这是"冰♥毒♥"的法语名不成
What, is that French for "crystal meth"?
你完全一无所知对吧
You have no idea, do you?
你对自己现在的身份毫无怀疑
You just think you're you.
你干什么
Not so fast.
那是什么
What is that?
拼词大会奖牌吗
Spelling bee medal?
- 还给我 - 那是什么
- Give that back. - What is it?
我的护罩
Protection.
保护你免受什么的伤害
From?
你
You.
等等停下
Wait, stop!
哟呵
Yoo-hoo!
觉醒吧殿下
Arise, Your Majesty.
觉醒吧
Arise.
怎么回事
What the hell?
你可以过来了国王
You may approach, High King.
过来吧
Come, come.
让我瞧瞧你
Let's take a look at you.
你好
Hi.
这究竟是怎么回事
What the fuck is going on?
真是让人头疼
Mm, it's a little bit worrying
看来你并不知道尤其是...
that you don't seem to know, considering...
尤其是什么
Considering?
那玩意儿是羊角吗
Are those horns?
等等
Wait.
我现在是在杰夫·高布伦的家里吗
Am I at Jeff Goldblum's house right now?
我嗑了什么药啊
What did I take?
你只是睡着了
You are asleep.
我恩贝尔弗洛里最伟大的神
I, Ember, greatest ever God of Fillory,
在你处在更倾向于接纳的状态时
am blessing a visitation of my person
来亲自来探访你
on your prone and receptive state.
更准确地说
Well, more technically,
我是一团能量的化身
I, an energetic emanation
我被至高之神恩贝尔安排在这里
previously placed here by the great God Ember,
如今为了与你交流我被激活了
have been activated to contact you.
激活
Activated.
激活我的呢
Activated, mm,
是一场巨大的混乱
by a disturbance of great magnitude.
警报啊殿下
Alarums, Majesty!
我化身前来是为了警告你
I have emanated to warn you.
大不幸之事即将发生
Great ill is afoot.
好吧
Okay.
我们从头开始说起好吗
We're gonna have to take this from the top, all right?
因为自打我从班克斯床上醒来之后
Because I literally haven't been this confused
我还就从没像现在这么摸不着头脑
since the time I woke up in bed with Banksy.
真是令人担忧
This is concerning.
担忧什么
Which part?
首先你长得可真像一个...
For one thing, you look awfully like...
女的
a female.
有点令人毛骨悚然呢
It's chilling.
算了
No matter.
你一定要马上开始工作国王
You must get to work immediately, High King.
好当然了
Great, sure.
什么工作呢
Work on?
我这个伟大的化身
Well, this glorious emanation
只有在世界大战瘟疫
can only be triggered by world war, pandemic,
敌对之神未经邀请便踏入弗洛里领土
arrival of hostile or uninvited gods onto Fillorian soil,
侏儒造♥反♥ 和亡灵返生时才会被激活
revolt of dwarves, or mass rising of the dead.
虽然我也不知道那些复活的僵尸能干嘛
Not sure they'd be able to do much, the dead.
他们全都腐烂得不堪一击
They're sort of feeble and rotting.
不过它们看起来很诡异
It just struck me as creepy,
所以我还是希望你能阻止这种事
and I'd rather you put a stop to it.
好吧角人
Okay, horn person?
我的名字是珍妮特
My name is Janet.
我不是什么国王
I'm not a king.
我是个编辑时尚编辑
I'm an editor, a fashion editor.
你连裤子都不♥穿♥ 我觉得你找错人了
You're not even wearing pants. I don't think this message is for me.
等一下
Wait.
我是恩贝尔你这无礼的小珍妮特
I am Ember, you insolent little Janet.
你不准离开
There is no walking away.
你只能照我说的做快点
Only doing what I say. Quickly.
我告诉你我不知道...
I'm telling you, I don't know...
马上解决此事
Fix this now!
这都是什么破事儿啊
Fuck me.
试试吧
Fuck it.
好了
Okay.
什么
What?
怎么回事
What the... Fuck!
太糟糕了对这个模特的肤色修正是种族歧视
The color correction on this model is so bad, it's racist.
安排电♥话♥会谈
Set a call.
刘医生回电♥话♥了吗
Did Dr. Liu call back?
回了他说测验结果都正常
Yes, he... he said that all the tests were normal.
但我的眼睛感觉很怪
My eye is weird.
看到的颜色也很怪
Colors are weird.
你说说这怎么就正常了索菲
How is that normal, Sophie?
他向你推荐了这个
Well, uh, he suggested this,
他还说如果问题还是得不到解决的话
and he says he can see you next week
他可以下周再见你一次
if the problem doesn't resolve.
下周吗
Next week?
太完美了
Perfect.
看来
Well...
这一定就是年度最辣眼睛的饰品了吧
Now I've definitely seen this year's ugliest accessory.
他们只有这一款
It... it was the only one they had.
那我就勉为其难地忍♥了
I'll deal with it.
没事
It's fine.
还有索菲
Oh, and Sophie.
你帮我订那些书了吗
Did you order those books for me?
《弗洛里和未来》
"Fillory and Further."
我的亚马逊账户被封了抱歉我...
Oh, um, the Amazon account locked me out, and... sorry, I...
我尝试到处问问
I'm calling around,
可那本书在书店里也都售罄了
but bookstores are sold out of it.
不过我会继续找的
I'll keep trying.
说这么多话没有用
That was a lot of words.
赶紧把事情办好才是真的
Just get it done.
嘿
Hey!
什么鬼
What the hell?
珍妮特·布朗钦斯基
Janet Pluchinsky?
- 我这是被捕了吗 - 不是
- Am I under arrest? - No.
那发生了什么事
Well, what's going on, then?
你为什么戴着这个可笑的拼字比赛奖牌
And why are you wearing that ridiculous spelling bee medal?
这是个魔法护身符
It's a magical amulet.
听着我没疯好吗
Look, I am not crazy, okay?
有件事我必须告诉你
There's something you need to know,
但当我开口的时候
and as soon as I start telling you about this,
就会有各种可怕的东西朝我们飞来
bad shit is gonna start flying at our heads,
这个能保护我们
and this helps...
但也不是绝对的安全
but not completely.
你都在胡说些什么啊
That makes no sense.
你就不能敞开心扉吗就两秒钟
Would you just keep your mind open for two seconds, okay?
我叫山姆·坎宁安
My name is Sam Cunningham.
我是西雅图毒品查缉警♥察♥
I'm a narcotics officer with the Seattle P.D.
翻到第三章
Flip to chapter three.
这关乎你的人生
It's your life.
和我的人生
And mine.
听着这个金属的玩意儿
Look, this medal thing,
有种我不知道怎么说
it has some sort of... I don't know what to call it...
像一种磁场效应它能帮我们抵御可怕的东西
like, a field of effect, and it is bouncing shit away from us.
抱歉但你说这话你自己相信吗
I'm sorry, do... do you hear yourself?
你最近一定经历过一些奇怪的事吧
Tell me things haven't been weird for you lately.