魔法师（2016）
The Magicians
第二季
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魔法师（2016）
The Magicians S02E01
Part 1
Aug. 20, 2020, 4:35 p.m.
魔法师第二季 第一集
蒂姆·达利 美国男演员
海滩男孩 60年代的美国迷幻摇滚乐队
威尔逊·菲利浦斯-美国女子演唱组
1990年美国安迪·阿克曼导演电影
帕特里克·斯威兹 演员 代表作《人鬼情未了》
魔法师 前情提要
Previously on The Magicians.
我们召唤了某种来自另一个世界的天蛾杀手
We summoned some kind of killer moth man from another world.
我和我的朋友们走散了
My friends who got separated and I just...
我不能让他们跟猛兽单打独斗
I can't let them fight The Beast on their own.
你要我和你一起去费罗里
You want me to come to Fillory with you?
所以或许有办法能对付猛兽 用武器
All right, so there might be a solution here, a weapon.
似乎只要找到武器
It sounds like, if we could find it,
我们就能用它杀死猛兽
we could use it to kill The Beast.
- 该付钱了 - 这儿的婚姻
- Payment is due. - Apparently marriage here
- 有不同的规定 - 我永远都不能离开费罗里
- is different. - I can never leave Fillory.
我已经赐予你我的神液
I have gifted you my Bestowal.
在你挑战猛兽之前
When you are ready to face The Beast,
喝了它
imbibe it.
我们追查了所有线索
We followed all the clues.
我们以为她在指引我们找到她
We thought that She was leading us to Her.
我们召唤了她
We summoned Her.
我真的以为圣母玛利亚选择了我
You know, I actually believed Our Lady Underground chose me.
你们可以叫我列那狐
You may address me as Reynard the Fox,
忠实者中的骗徒 心灵至纯者
Trickster of the faithful, the pure of heart,
愚蠢至极者
the very stupid.
你好 马丁
Hi, Martin.
等等
Wait.
你知道怎么对付神灵
You know how to deal with gods.
你知道怎么弄死他们
You know how to fuck up their shit.
- 我想跟你做个交易 - 好啊
- I want to make a deal. - Let's.
救命
Help!
有人吗
Somebody!
这该死的魔法森林里
There's gotta be someone
肯定会有人的
in this motherfucking goddamn magical forest.
快起来
Get up.
他们会死的
People are dying.
我猜你饿了吧
Hungry, I assume?
被人追了这么久
After all that being chased?
没 没人追我
No, um, I'm not being chased.
哦 通常跑到这里的人都是被追杀的
Oh. Usually they're being chased.
我不是
That I know of, no.
但是你肯定是需要帮助吧
But you do need some kind of help.
我们那儿有个传说
Uh, it's just where I come from there's a legend
关于一个拥有糖果小屋的巫师
about a witch with a cottage made of candy.
我的房♥子是木制的
Well, the cottage is mostly wood,
而且我是个疗伤师
and I'm more of a healer and...
还热爱园艺
gardening enthusiast.
好吧
Okay.
我需要你的帮助
I need your help.
你准备拿什么做交换
And you're offering...?
- 交换 - 金子总是行得通
- Offering? Um... - Gold...is always good.
你要帮的是下一任费罗里至尊帝王
You would be helping the next High King of Fillory.
好吧
Okay.
那打个折吧
Then my discount rate.
一小瓶
One vial.
一小瓶什么
Vial of what?
你脑子被驴踢了吗
Were you dropped on your head as a child?
你的血 笨蛋
Your blood, dum-dum.
你在这儿
There you are.
我们好担心你
We were so worried.
你...
You're, uh...
天神的力量
God-powered.
我现在没有那么容易死掉
So it's a little hard to kill me at the moment.
谢谢天神
Thank God.
我是说
I mean, you know,
谢天谢地 爱丽丝
thank God, Alice.
是我犹豫了
I hesitated.
面对猛兽的时候 我本应该...
With The Beast, I should have...it's...
是我的错
it's my fault.
不 不是你的错 我...
No, it's not, I...
不 他说得对
No, he's right.
是茱莉亚的错
It's Julia's fault.
不是的
No, guys.
- 她... 她不是很理智 - 你觉得吗
- She...she's not sane. - You think?
唯一的小安慰是
One small consolation
那个贱♥人♥和猛兽在一起
is the bitch is with The Beast right now,
而且我实在看不出一切会如她所愿
and I can't really see that going her way.
不是 呃 我一会解释
No, it, uh, I'll explain it in a second.
我可以拿回我的血吗 拜托
Um, can I have my blood back, please?
你看 我的朋友们没事了
Look, my friends, they're fine.
- 我不再需要你的... - 不可能
- I don't need your... - No.
我今晚浪费了一个小时
I took an hour out of my night.
你是在费罗里 魔法师
You're in Fillory, Magician.
提防点陌生人
Be careful with strangers.
我们只是看着古怪
We only look whimsical.
- 那是谁 - 呃 一个当地人
- Who was that? - Uh, a local.
好吧 大家过来点
Okay, fuckers, huddle up.
很明显猛兽随时会回来
Zillion bucks says The Beast comes back any minute,
所以我们怎么办
so what's the plan?
魔刀没了 我们需要找东西代替
We lost the blade, so we need a new something.
尤其是在爱丽丝还...
Um, especially while Alice is still...
- 兴奋吗 - 我们都应该打起精神
- Juiced up? - We should all juice up.
像猛兽一样 魔泉冰沙 斯达
Like The Beast. Wellspring smoothies, stat.
啊 靠
Ahh! Shit.
那少了一块
There's a missing piece right there.
哦 我想我... 对
Oh, hey, I think I... uh, yeah.
这下好了
This is going great.
让我试试
Let me try.
喝了的人果然不一样
Wow, swallowing has its privileges.
- 哇 看起来像... - 经历过重大旱灾
- Wow, it looks like... - A major drought's hit.
那有个桶
There's a bucket.
靠
Shit.
我知道猛兽每天都来 但这...
I knew The Beast came here every day, but is it...
但他把魔泉喝干到
but is it even possible for him
这种地步也不太可能吧
to drain the Wellspring that much?
他绝对放了奇怪的东西
He really threw something out of whack.
基于这种情况 我建议我们我都别碰它
I vote we don't touch it on the grounds
费罗里炸了对谁都没好处
that exploding Fillory wouldn't help.
好吧 我们得重想个办法
Okay. We need a new plan.
什么办法 猛兽跑了
What plan? The Beast is gone.
我们这群人完全没用 能有什么办法
Our squad is a joke. What plan, exactly?
我们能想出来的 像往常一样
We'll figure it out. We always do.
能想出来办法的是期末作个弊
When it's a final to cheat on,
不是当我们陷入了主角在第一季中间
not when we're stuck in some epic fantasy
就差点被杀的史诗奇幻小说里
that likes to behead its heroes halfway through season one.
就算我们是主角
If we even are heroes.
可能也只是调剂气氛的笑料
We might be comic relief.
我以为你扔了
I thought you threw that out.
以防万一 大家都喝点吧
It's for emergencies. Pass it around.
所以 没有魔泉 没有刀
Okay. No Wellspring, no knife.
完全不知道怎么办
I have no idea what to do now.
就像是做♥爱♥没有润滑剂
So we are fucked without grease.
- 确实像我们的风格 - 艰难的周一
- That sounds like us. - Must be a Monday.
向荣誉前进
Onward to glory.
哦 这次好多了
Ah, much better.
我们为什么...
Why are...are we...
这的东西很好吃
Ah, the food is tremendous.
找个地方坐吧
Let's sit.
- 熟悉吗 - 契约咒
- You familiar? - Word as bond?
我猜 魔刀的其它部分
Uh, I assume the extra bits enchant the blade
拥有能在我破坏它时
to kill me instantly
立刻就杀死我的魔法
in the event I break it, eh.
魔法师（2016）
The Magicians
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