星际迷航：下层舰员（2020）

Star Trek: Lower Decks S01E05

Part 5 Oct. 10, 2020, 10:58 a.m.

我的手没知觉了
I can't feel my hand!
天啊天啊我做了什么
Oh, God, oh, God! What have I done?
我知道密♥码♥了是"瑞克"
I got the password-- it was "Riker."
-不不不别看那个 -搞什么鬼
- No, no, no, no, no! Don't read that! - What the heck?
你要把自己传送到喜瑞都号♥
You're transferring yourself to the Cerritos?
我想着我们可以交换一下
I thought we could swap places.
你们根本不知道这里什么样
You don't know what it's like here!
压力太大大事天天有
It's so stressful! It's so epic!
都是"拖走这个空间站"
It's all, "Tow this space station,"
"校准戴森球"
and, "Calibrate the Dyson sphere!"
"回到过去杀了比希♥特♥勒♥还坏的人"
"Go back in time and kill the guy that was worse than Hitler!"
我只想回到小一点的飞船上
I just want to be back on a smaller ship,
做简单点的工作
doing simpler work.
我不想再干大事了
I don't want to be epic anymore!
天啊温哥华号♥都把你逼疯了
Geez, working on the Vancouver screws you up.
很抱歉我用相位枪打了你
I'm sorry I phasered you.
这不是小罗恩·伊曼纽尔·多森特会做的事
This is not Ron Emmanuel Docent, Jr.
这事能保密吗
Can we just keep this between us?
你会删除传送命令吗
You'll delete the transfer order?
好了完成
There. Done.
给我们每人一个T88
And, um, throw in a T88 for each of us.
我做不到
Hey, now, that I can't do.
没问题反正我也没用我的植入物
Oh, that's cool. It wasn't like I was using my implant
把这些都录下来作为呈堂证供
to record all this as evidence for your court-martial.
我用了
I was.
好的两把T88马上就到
Okay, a couple of T88s coming right up.
探测到寄生虫
黏糊糊的帮我一把
It's squishy! Give me a hand!
天啊
Oh, my God!
住手不要爱人爱人
Stop! Don't! Lover! Lover!
爱人爱人爱人爱人爱人
Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover!
天啊
Oh, God.
刚才是怎么回事
What the hell was that?
一直都是我芭布
It was always me, Barb.
我请你吃晚饭
I'm going to treat you to dinner.
放我出去放我出去
Let me out! Let me out!
这个物种使宿主
Hmm, apparently, this species reproduces
在化学上无法抗拒潜在配偶来进行繁殖
by making their host chemically irresistible to potential mates.
所以博穆勒一定是
So Boimler must have picked it up...
在他遇见我之前被寄生的没错
Right before he met me, exactly.
等等等等
Wait. Wait.
你是说你喜欢我只是因为寄生虫吗
So are you saying you only liked me because of the parasite?
拜托我是星际舰队军官
Please. I'm a Starfleet officer.
你觉得我会只因一个男人的信息素而喜欢他吗
You think I'd be into a guy just because of his pheromones?
谢天谢地我还担心你会跟我分手呢
Oh, thank God. I was worried you were gonna break up with me.
听我说布拉德你人很好
Yeah, listen, Brad, you're sweet,
但现在我需要全身心投入工作
but right now, I need to put all my energy into my job.
尤其是研究这种迷人的寄生虫
Specifically, studying this fascinating parasite.
爱人爱人爱人爱人爱人
Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover!
爱人爱人爱人爱人
Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover!
爱人爱人爱人爱人
Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover!
她真的和我分手了
She did break up with me.
就算你脑子里没有寄生虫
Hey, you'll find someone who loves you
也会找到爱你的人的
without a googa attached to your skull.
你只是说说而已
You're just saying that.
不我没有你很抢手的伙计
No, I'm not. You're a catch, man.
-你是真人 -我是真人
- You're real. - I am real.
小马下个月在米塔瑞锦标赛上见
Hey, Mare, see you next month at the M'tari tournament?
没问题我会尽量不让你难堪的
Oh, you know it, and I'll try not to bring it downtown.
闭嘴
Oh, shut up.
等等你们约好了吗
Wait. You guys made plans?
你昏迷的时候我们变成姐妹了
We bonded while you were knocked out.
-聊了什么 -没什么女生的事
- Over what? - Nothing. Just girl stuff.
所以你和罗尔蒂安人的蛋蛋握了手
So you shook a Lortian's egg sack?
等等你怎么不不是吧
Wait, how did...? Oh. Oh, no! Oh, no!
喜瑞都号♥可能正在瓦解
The Cerritos might be falling apart,
但回家真好
but it's nice to be back home.
是啊我想念那股冒烟味
Yeah, I missed that smoky smell.
离开温哥华号♥之前
So, uh, hey, um, before we left the Vancouver,
我有个东西给你
I got you something.
你不用偷的
You shouldn't have!
我想着喜瑞都号♥可以用
Well, I figured the Cerritos could use them
-比这里 -不不不
- a lot more than... - No, no, no.
我也偷了不少
I mean, look, I stole a bunch, too.
这就是我们成为朋友的原因
Yup, this... this is why we're friends.