传教士

Preacher S03E02

Part 3 May 6, 2020, 8:09 a.m.

Or you could just say,
"很高兴见到你杰西
"It's been great to see you, Jesse.
很高兴能帮到你朋友
I'm glad I could help your friend.
诅咒破了你开开心心地上路吧"
Spell broken. Be on your merry way."
我为什么要这么说
Why would I ever say that?
你永远都不知道一个人会怎么回答...
You never know what a person'll say...
除非你问对了问题
till you ask 'em right.
我正在射击呢
I was shootin' at those.
我也是啊
So was I.
你就是杰西那个死了的女性朋友吗
You Jesse's dead lady friend?
我活过来了
Oh, I'm alive.
我也不是什么人的女性朋友
And I'm not anybody's lady anything.
我叫图丽普
My name is Tulip.
我是裘迪
I'm Jody.
所以...是怎么样的
So...what was it like?
为什么人人都问我这个问题
Why does everyone keep asking me that?
你死了然后你又活过来了
You died and then you came back.
不问这个问什么
What else there to ask about?
好吧我不记得了
Yeah, well, I don't remember.
什么都不记得了吗
Nothing?
没有白光或者天使吟唱吗
No bright lights or angels singing?
大概没有
Guess not.
你喜欢枪是吧
You like guns, huh?
我喜欢比直接轰掉
I like guns that take more skill
别人的啤酒罐更有技巧的枪
than blowing away other people's beer cans.
比如说...这种吗
Like this one... for instance?
DDM4ISR
DDM4ISR.
CQBSS瞄准镜射程1000码
CQBSS scope, 1,000-yard range.
你还剩一个罐子
You got one can left.
去他妈的罐子
Screw the can.
我要去狩猎了
I'm going huntin'.
放开我
Get off me!
活着真好
It's good to be alive.
然后我就去了
So, there I am, right?
全身光溜溜的和刚出生一样
And I'm just naked as the day I was born.
被一群小妖精缠住了
And I'm surrounded by all these little leprechauns.
-然后我醒过来... -我喜欢梦
- But then I wake up -- - I love dreams.
-好吧 -我梦到过刘玉玲
- All right. - I had a dream about Lucy Liu.
我爱她
Oh, I love her. Yes.
那是一个懒洋洋的夏日
It was a lazy summer day,
我们在参加一个教会活动
and we was at a church social.
然后我遇到了她她独自一个人坐着
And, um, I come across her. She was sitting by herself.
她悄悄地溜走了
She -- she slipped away unnoticed.
她很担心自己最爱的姨妈
And she was worried about her favorite aunt,
那个姨妈有糖尿病并发症
who had complications with diabetes.
医生很想把她的脚砍下来
And the doctors really wanted to cut off her feet.
接下来...
Next thing I know...
我们在树墩上岔开双腿
we're splayed over a tree stump.
-老天 -我们干了起来
- My goodness. - And we're ruttin'.
干啊干啊
We're ruttin', ruttin'.
-嗯 -她叫啊叫啊
- Right. - She's screamin', screamin'.
她尖叫了吗快停下
She's screaming? Stop!
挠着我的脸
Like, clawin' at my face.
然后我也叫了起来
And I'm screaming, too.
从头到尾
And this whole time,
我在她脸上捕捉到了一种神情
I catch this look on her face.
像是在说
And it says,
"我不是一定要恨你"
"I don't necessarily hate you."
什么
What?
老天
Jesus.
TC 请告诉我你是这里最糟糕的一个
T.C., please tell me you're the worst person here.
绝对不是
Definitely not.
你看见图丽普了吗
You seen Tulip?
住手
Stop!
图丽普住手
Tulip, stop!
就是这个贱♥人♥杀了我
This is the bitch that killed me.
那个爵士歌♥手
The jazz singer.
你告诉斯塔尔了吗
Did you tell Starr?
他知道图丽普活过来了吗
Does he know Tulip's alive?
没有上级批准我不回答任何人的问题
I answer to no one without my superior's permission.
他知道了吗
Does he know?
见鬼
Shit.
这些人是谁
Well, who are these people?
就是他们朝图丽普开的枪
They're the ones that shot Tulip.
我们要把他们带到沼泽去
We're gonna take them out to the swamp,
一枪崩了他们的头对吗
put a bullet in their brains, right?
没错
Hell yeah.
很好
Good.
带裘迪和你们一起去
Take Jody with you.
我不想让我妈见到我这个死法
I don't want my mother to find me like this.
别担心
Don't worry.
谁也不会找到你的
No one gonna find you.
"一枪崩了他的头他就死了
"Put a bullet in his brain. Then he's dead.
然后我们回家"
Then we go home, huh?"
就是这个打算
That's the idea.
不我在学《米勒的十字路口》
No, I'm doing "Miller's Crossing" there,
还学了口音什么的
with the accent and that.
你知道加布里埃尔·伯恩
You know the bit where Gabriel Byrne
带约翰·特托罗穿过树林的那段吗
takes John Turturro through the woods?
老天那电影拍得太绝了绝了
God, it's a brilliant film. It's brilliant.
真不敢相信那两个人天才到
It's hard to believe that the same two geniuses
能拍出《米勒的十字路口》
who made the "Miller's Crossing" film
又白♥痴♥到拍出了《谋杀绿脚趾》
are the same two idiots that made "The Big Lebowski" film.
-住口住口 -图丽普
- No! No. - Tulip.
卡西迪不
Cassidy, no.
-我不要再跟你讨论这个 -不可能
- I'm not doing it again. - It's not possible.
不可能是同一对兄弟拍的
It's not possible it was made by the same two people,
除非两部电影之间他们被雷劈了
unless they were struck by lightning between
或者受了类似雷劈的刺♥激♥
or something like that.
就是科恩兄弟[电影导演]
You know, the Coen brothers.
知道吗我自始至终
You know I knew the whole time
都知道你不对劲
that something wasn't right about you?
没错所以你才求我
Right. That's why you begged me
陪你玩电子游戏
to hang out and play video games.
我从没求过你
I never beg.
而且你水平烂透了
And you sucked.
我故意玩那么烂的
I sucked on purpose.
是啊那我也知道
Yeah, well, knew that, too.
你不知道的事情都能写本书了
You could fill a book with all the things you don't know,
但你蠢到不会读
but you'd be too stupid to read it.
我们还要在鸟不拉屎的地方走上多久
How much more in the middle of nowhere we got to get
才能让他们脑袋开花
before we put a bullet in their brains?
就在这动手吧
Let's do it here.
这样也行
We could.
但他们做出那么多事
But after everything they did,
你想一枪给他们个痛快吗
you want to let them off with just a bullet?
你还有什么主意
What else you got in mind?
你那个内脏绞肉机还在吗
You still got that organ grinder?
大多数时候
Most of the time,
我们用它来做香肠
we use it for making the sausage.
这东西的好处是
You know, the thing about it is --
你想用什么肉它都能绞
it take on any kind of meat you like.
有次一只浣熊绞到半圈跳了出来
I had a raccoon jump out half-ground one time.
愤怒的浣熊腿绞掉一半
Angry coon, half-ground legs,
内脏都出来了
his innards all out.
那尖叫永生难忘
Now, that's a scream you don't forget.
*前进基♥督♥徒士兵们*
*Onward, Christian soldiers*
*向战场行进*
*Marching as to war*
*戴上耶稣的十字架*
*With the cross of Jesus*
我想我要吐了
I think I'm gonna puke.
*继续向前进*