欢乐一家亲（1993）

Frasier S06E15

Part 2 Nov. 5, 2020, 11:47 a.m.

and you gotta know who's covering your back.
你得知道有谁在罩着你
So, what I guarantee you is this:
我可以给你这样的保证
You will never see me unprepared,
我不打无准备之仗
you'll never see me intimidated,
我不会被敌人吓倒
and you will never, ever see me throw in the towel.
并且我绝对绝对不会认输(扔掉毛巾)
Understand? I'd certainly hope not.
明白吗我真心希望你不会
I've got Geoff Whalen on line one. Okay, thank you.
Geoff Whalen在一号♥线上好的谢谢
May I have a word with you? Yes.
我能跟你说句话吗好
Whalen, Donny Douglas here.
Whalen 我是Donny Douglas
I'm calling about Niles Crane. Yeah.
我要为Niles Crane的事跟你谈谈
I can't possibly let this man represent me. I'll be humiliated.
我可不能让这个人当我的律师斯文扫地啊
Niles, you have got to hear this man out.
Niles 你得听听他的意见
I'm sorry, this is exactly what you want in a lawyer,
抱歉但是你需要的律师就应该这样
someone who's not afraid to show a little moxie.
能展示一些男子气概
He's an inch away from showing us the full moxie.
再多一寸咱们就能把他的男子气概看全了
facing a counter-suit for
我会以引起我当事人的
deliberate infliction of pain and emotional distress.
痛苦和焦虑为由反诉你
What, you don't think I can win?
什么你以为我赢不了
You call York and McFadden,
你可以给York&McFadden事务所打电♥话♥
you see what those bastards had to pay
看看那些混♥蛋♥因为跟我的客户
for trying to pull this same crap on a client of mine.
耍同样的手段而付出了什么样的代价
Yeah, we're talking big numbers here, Whalen.
对我拿下的赔偿可是巨额数字 Whalen
You haven't seen so many zeros lined up
数字后面跟了这么多个零
since Mr. Spock had a book signing. Yeah.
堪比斯波克育儿圣经的版税啊
You gotta hear this. Come here, come here.
你来听听这个过来过来
Well, yes, of course, it's important to be reasonable.
那好吧当然我们做事还是得合理
I'm sure we can move a few things around
我们可以配合一下
and be ready for court by about next month.
下个月开庭好了
Mr. Douglas? Yeah?
Douglas先生怎么了
Does this mean you're now representing Niles Crane?
这么说你现在是Niles Crane的代理律师吗
That's exactly what that means.
就是这样
And, Whalen, I'll be in touch about a discovery schedule.
Whalen 我会再联♥系♥你的
Have a nice day.
过得愉快
Mr. Douglas, that was brilliant. Yes.
Douglas先生你太厉害了是的
My goodness, almost makes me wish I was still married to Lilith.
天啊我简直希望我现在和Lilith还没离婚
Now, we're probably gonna get
我想差不多
rolling sometime this week with depositions.
这周就能开始录取证人的证词
So, you know, pick a day, we'll get together, I will prepare you,
选一天咱们碰个头我跟你联♥系♥一下问答环节
but it's gonna be very low-key,very casual, over dinner or something.
但是不会很正式咱们碰头吃个晚餐的时候就行
You're due in court in ten minutes. Okay.
你还有十分钟出庭好
And, Donny? Yeah?
等一下 Donny 嗯
Mustard.
芥末
Jeez, was that there the whole time?
天啊我脸上一直沾着芥末
That's so embarrassing.
真是太不像话了
And, indeed, I had high hopes for Niles and Maris,
确实我一直对Niles与Maris的感情寄予厚望
as is witnessed by my wedding toast,
我还发表了祝酒演说
in which I combined my heartfelt sentiments
其中融入了我本人的真挚感情
with apt quotations from Shakespeare,
还引用了莎士比亚的名句
jazz great Louis Armstrong and the poet Catullus.
Louis Armstrong的爵士以及卡图卢斯的诗歌♥
And so your answer would be, "Yes, I attended their wedding"?
所以你的答案是"是的我参加了他们的婚礼"
Once again, Frasier, could you try to keep your answers brief?
我求你了 Frasier 回答能简短点吗
Well, l... Trust me, he did.
可是我相信我他已经尽力了
All right, all right, look, I'll try to do better.
好吧好吧我再努力一下
I still don't understand
我还是不明白
why they're deposing Frasier before Niles.
为什么要先传唤Frasier作证呢
Oh, they like to question friends and family first
他们喜欢先调查朋友和家人
so they get as much information
为了能找出Niles证词中的漏洞
as they can to try and catch Niles out in a lie.
而获取尽可能多的信息
They're also gonna allege that during the separation,
他们还会宣称在分居过程中
Niles was wasteful with money.
Niles花钱大手大脚
Wow....She's calling me wasteful?
她说我大手大脚
Do you recall what she used to do
你还记得当我们的狗需要洗澡时
when one of our dogs needed a shampoo?
她是怎么做的吗
Yes, she'd fill the bathtub with Evian.
哪忘得了她在浴缸里倒满了法国依云矿泉水
Half the time, she'd just get a new dog.
更多的时候她直接换一条狗养
Anyway, look, Frasier,
听着不管怎样 Frasier
they might ask you if you witnessed any examples
他们很可能问你是不是目睹过Niles的
of Niles throwing money around. And your answer would be?
浪费行为你的回答是
Yes. No, no, no.
有不不不
The answer is, "Not to the best of my recollection."
回答应该是"在我的记忆中没有"
But I do recall, and I'll be under oath.
但是我记得而且我是宣过誓的
Oh, please, not this again.
哦求你了别又来了
As you probably figured out, Frasier is a bit of a stickler
你大概已经看出来了当涉及到道德层面的时候
when it comes to his ethics, and frankly, I applaud him for it.
Frasier有点顽固我很欣赏这一点
Oh, great. More coffee, anyone?
哦妈呀谁还要再来点咖啡
No, thank you, Daphne. I think I'm just about done here.
不了谢谢你 Daphne 我觉得差不多了
In fact, I've got a conference call back at the office.
我办公室里还在开电♥话♥会议呢
I'm just going to check to see if that's still happening.
我去看看结束了没有
Frasier, why don't you see
Frasier 你看看
if there's any more questions in there we haven't done yet,
我们还有什么问题没有练习过
All right? Oh, all right, all right.
好吗哦没问题好的
No, we've done those, all right. Oh, here's one:
这些已经练习过了没问题哦这儿有一个:
"Can you recall a specific incident where Maris lost her temper
"你能否回忆起某次Maris发过脾气
or behaved in a way you'd characterise as volatile or unstable?"
或是表现出让你觉得喜怒无常的行为"
You're kidding.
你在开玩笑吧
No... Well, based on what? Oh, please.
不凭什么哦省省吧
Something wrong? No, it's okay.
有什么问题吗不没问题
No, thank you, thank you, Maria,
不谢谢谢谢你了 Maria
No. Maris' lawyers, they kill me.
唉 Maris的律师我都无奈了
All week long, it's been one desperate ploy after another.
他们已经急了这周策划了一出又一出闹剧
This is the best one yet. What is it?
这是目前为止最好的一出什么
Oh, now they're claiming alienation of affection.
哦他们现在声称你有婚外情
You're kidding me. After what she did?
你开玩笑吧有婚外情的不是她自己吗
Believe it or not.Now they're saying that during the marriage,
信不信由你他们说在婚姻关系仍存在的时候
Niles was in love with another woman.
Niles爱上了另一个女人
Who? Oh, you.
谁哦你
Me? Dear God.
我我的个神啊
That's absurd. Have you ever heard anything so ridiculous?
无稽之谈你听过比这更荒唐的事儿吗
Well...
那个
Not to the best of my recollection.
在我的记忆中没有
Why on earth would they think Dr. Crane's in love with me?
他们为什么觉得Crane医生会爱上我
Oh, something about a country-club ball
哦好像几年前你们俩参加了
the two of you attended a few years back.
某个乡村俱乐部舞会
This is all based on that? Yeah.
这就是全部依据吗是的
You caused quite a stir on the dance floor or something.
你在舞会现场好像引起了轰动
Yeah, we were just putting on a show for his snobby friends.
我们只是在他的势利朋友面前演了场戏
You must have been convincing,
那你们肯定是演得太好了
because they're gonna subpoena you for deposition.
现在他们要传唤你去作证
Now look.We can call their bluff right away,
没事我们可以当面揭穿他们的谎言
you can come tomorrow with Frasier.
你明天和Frasier一起过来
Fine by me. Okay, great.
我没问题好的
Now, listen, Daphne.I'm gonna have to prepare you for this because lawyers,
Daphne 我也得跟你练习一下
they can twist your words around. They get a judge to buy it,
因为律师会曲解你的话只要能说服法官
because of the prenup, Maris can really stick it to Niles.
按照婚前协议Maris可以让Niles很凄惨
But I've got this conference call at the office—
但是我办公室还有电♥话♥会议
Well, I could come with you.
那我跟你一起过去
Oh, great. We'll get it done in an hour. Just let me grab me coat.
好啊我们一个小时就能结束好我拿个外套
Don't you worry, Dr. Crane.
你别担心 Crane医生
Now, Frasier, I hope you realise
Frasier 我希望你明白
they're gonna ask you about this business too.
他们也会就这个问题盘问你
Me? Yes, but don't worry.
我是的别担心
This is one time when your compulsive truth-telling
就这次你反射性吐真的习惯
won't get us into any trouble.
不会给我们带来麻烦
Bye. Bye.
再见再见
Well, that's it. It's over. It's over, and I've lost.
就这样了完了完了我输了
Maris has won. Maris always wins. Niles.
Maris赢了 Maris总是赢 Niles
Niles never wins.
Niles从未赢过
Niles always loses. That's why Niles lives at the Shangri-la
Niles一直输所以Niles住在香格里拉
and drives a hatchback.
开着有掀背的丢人车
Niles, now, get a grip. Maris' people are just fishing.
Niles 振作起来 Maris那边是在诈你