废柴联盟（2009）

Community S05E08

Part 2 Oct. 19, 2020, 1:17 p.m.

We should be having brownies.
我们来做布朗尼蛋糕吧
I'm going to help Shirley.
我要去帮雪瑞了
Not a bad idea for you, Britta. She could make you a two again.
你也该来布雷塔她可以让你变成二豆
Screw your twos, and screw meowmeowbeenz.
去你的二豆去他的喵喵豆
I know that's your one talking.
也就只有你这样想
What are you doing?
你要干什么
Registering for meowmeowbeenz.
注册喵喵豆
I'm gonna become a five and expose this thing
我要变成五颗豆然后揭露它的真♥相♥
for the sham it is.
这个破玩意
Oh, now you're speaking my language.
这才像我的风格
That's unintentional, trust me.
我不是故意的真的
Just make sure you know the real reason
一定要记住你的真正目标
you're doing something, or you'll fail before you start.
不然就会出师未捷身先死
That's actually a good point.
确实有道理
It is? Why?
真的吗为什么
Oh, come on!
不是吧你
So I'm like, "That's two cups," and she's like, "What?"
我说「就两杯」她说「什么」
I'm like, "Two cups, balls back, tops off."
我就说「两杯酒球就有肉就露」
All right, Trent, Mulch, Dave,
好了特伦特麻池戴夫
Herpie, Clutch, Dirt mouth,
哈派握爪贱嘴
Rope, Tingles, Cat Woman, Steve.
阿绳刺丁丁猫女史蒂夫
All right, keep it floppy.
行了继续颓废吧
Haul it, ball it, never call it.
可以脱可以睡永远不会累
Girls are objects.
女孩是目标
Yeah!
噢耶
Two meowmeowbeenz.
两颗喵喵豆
Congratulations.
恭喜啊
Abed was just explaining that the fives get to choose
阿布蒂告诉我有五颗喵喵豆的人
what setting the air conditioning is on. Yep.
可以决定空调的档位没错
Is it me, or are more people wearing gray.
穿灰色的人多了不少是我的错觉吗
I feel like I'm in a commercial,
我感觉像在拍广♥告♥
And someone's about to hand me a starburst.
马上会有人递给我一颗星爆糖
Threes and twos tend to wear neutral colors.
三豆和二豆的人趋向于穿中间色
Looking like you want to move up can get you moved down.
企图升级反而会被降级
Abed, hey. Hi.
阿布蒂你好
Come on. Come here.
快来快来
Those are other threes.
他们也是三颗豆
We talk about how we're glad we're not twos.
我们都说很高兴自己不是二豆
Small talk, guys.
悄悄话伙计们
I make small talk now.
我现在说悄悄话了
Hello, Jeffrey.
你好杰夫瑞
I see you decided to join meowmeowbeenz.
你也加入喵喵豆了啊
Oh, it's a great tool for living.
这是一个很好的生活用具
You look great. You look great.
你气色不错啊你气色也不错
You know what you're doing. You know what you're doing.
你知道自己在干什么你也知道
I'm watching you, okay?
咱们走着瞧好吧
Yeah, you'll be watching my hinder, mama,
你瞧我菊花吧臭娘们
And choking on its billowing plume of highly rated dust.
别让我的高能螺旋屁给呛死
Fours and above only.
四豆及以上准入
These are snacks for the fives.
这是五豆们的零食
Yeah? You're a two.
是吗你是二豆
Leonard, would you rather a three serve the fives food?
伦纳德你希望三豆来送餐吗
No.
不
It is no secret that the threes and twos
三豆和四豆们对五豆起疑
Are growing suspicious of the fours and fives.
已经不是什么秘密了
All I know is that it's my birthday.
我只知道今天是我的生日
What if we give these people something to believe in again?
我们是不是应该给他们一丝希望
Koogler?
酷哥
I know what you guys think of me, okay?
我知道你们如何看我好吗
"Hey, it's Koogler."
「瞧这是酷哥」
You know. "He's cool."
「这家伙很酷」
"He likes to get laid. He's not that old."
「他想泡妞他还不是很老」
But I'm a five because I know what the twos and the threes need.
但我是五豆因为我知道二豆三豆们的需求
What do we all need?
我们所有人需要什么
Entertainment.
娱乐
A talent show.
选秀
An event where threes and twos can rise and fall.
舞台上三豆和二豆可以升级和降级
It helps people believe in the system.
建立人们对体制的信心
Give my spot to someone else. I don't want to be a five.
把我的位置给别人吧我不想当五豆
I was happy as a three. I'm miserable.
我当三豆时很开心现在很痛苦
Oh, dear Abed.
亲爱的阿布蒂
So humble.
太谦逊了
You people are monsters.
你们这些人是魔鬼
Well, if there's nothing else, then...
如果没有别的事了...
Speak.
说吧
Headline items...a few twos broke into a supply closet
标题报道一伙二豆冲砸了一个储物柜
and stole a box of peanut butter.
偷走了一盒花生酱
The futurization of the campus decor is almost complete.
校园未来主义风格装♥修♥基本完成
And a few hours ago, Jeff Winger became a four.
还有几个小时前杰夫·翁格成为四豆
That's nice.
这太好了
You there, girl.
那边的姑娘
How many meowmeowbeenz?
你有几颗喵喵豆
Two!
两颗
Two? Are you lost, two?
二豆你迷路了吗二豆
Yes. Are you lost, two?
是的你迷路了吗二豆
I'll escort her to the common area.
我送她去公用区
You're a four?
你是四豆吗
I don't recognize you.
我不认识你
He's new beenz.
他是新人
Bye-bye, new beenz.
拜拜新人
Threes and twos must leave building one after 7:00.
三豆和四豆七点后必须离开一号♥楼
Building one after 7:00 is fours only.
七点后只有四豆准入
What are you doing here? How goes the revolution?
你来这里干嘛起义准备的如何了
I can't break a four.
我最多只能得到四豆
It's impossible to get any higher
得不到半数五豆的支持
without half the fives in your corner.
根本没办法继续升级
They got this thing locked up.
他们把路堵死了
Yeah, but they're nervous.
是的但他们紧张
They're hosting a talent show
他们要举♥行♥一次选秀
to prove that anyone can be a five.
证明所有人都能成为五豆
If you enter it, you'll be center stage
如果你参加可以众目睽睽下
with all eyes on you,
站在舞台中♥央♥
and you can tell everyone this isn't democracy.
然后告诉所有人这不是民♥主♥
This is tyranny.
这是专♥制♥
I'm sorry. Can you put some mustard...
抱歉你能涂些芥末吗
I shouldn't have to put mustard on my face
我不在脸上涂芥末
for this to make sense.
也能讲出道理
You know we have to take this system down.
你知道我们必须推♥翻♥这个体制
You know...
知道吗
I once loved a two.
我曾与一个二豆相爱
Matthew...
马修
He was my everything.
他是我的一切
But numbers change.
但后来级别变了
I'll keep your secret, new beenz.
我会替你们保密的新人
It says you're next.
你是下一位
Now, Jeffrey, I beg you not to take this risk.
杰夫瑞我求你不要冒险
You know what they say.
你知道那个顺口溜
Fives have lives, fours have chores,
五豆很惬意四豆有压力
Threes have fleas, twos have blues,
三豆有臭气二豆很抑郁
And ones don't get a rhyme because they're garbage.
一豆不配押韵因为他们是狗屁
Craig, I got this.
克拉格我能行
No!
不要啊
No, please!
不要啊拜托
Not the outlands!
别送我去荒土
Please!
求你们了
Boo on you!
去死吧
The fives have spoken!
五豆教导我们
And you...uh...
而你...
are not very good and...
不是非常好而且...
What? No! Please!
神马拜托不要啊