废柴联盟（2009）

Community S05E04

Part 3 Oct. 19, 2020, 1:15 p.m.

If we want to beat Pierce at his game,
如果我们不想让皮尔斯得逞
we have to own up to our mistakes and forgive each other.
我们就得承认错误并原谅彼此
Mr. Winger, is it true that you keep trophies
翁格先生你收集约炮对象的战利品
of your sexual conquests?
是真的吗
In a church, Britta?
在教堂吸毒布雷塔
For shame.
丢人
It's where jesus gets his mail.
那是上帝收信的地方
Answer the question, Adrian Grody!
回答问题艾德里安·恶心迪
I know what Pierce is referring to.
我知道皮尔斯在指什么
I have a box of forgotten items in my apartment.
我公♥寓♥里有一箱别人落下的东西
I happen to be a single male. Visitors leave things.
我是单身客人总会落东西
Is one of your trophies a pair of Miss Perry's panties?
其中一个战利品是派利小姐的小内内吗
You told me a hawk stole them!
你跟我说是一只鹰偷走的
You exploited me and made me believe
你剥削了我还让我相信
in a slightly more magical world.
一个稍稍有魔法的世界的存在
If you want to collect women's underwear,
如果你想收集女人的内衣
can't you just buy them?
直接买♥♥不就好了
They have to be won in battle.
得是在性斗中赢下的才行
Gross!
恶心死了
Jeffrey! Awesome.
杰夫瑞赞
I think we can all agree that the gross thing here
我想我们能达成共识最恶心的是
is that Pierce is snooping through my stuff.
皮尔斯乱翻我的东西
Not really, Abed and I go through your stuff all the time.
不怎么恶心我和阿布蒂经常翻你东西
Why do you keep bread in the freezer?
你为什么把面包放冰箱里
And why does your bathroom mirror say,
为什么一起雾你洗手间镜子上会出现
"You're special," when you fog it up?
「你很特别」的字样
Look, I don't have to answer these--
我不必回答这些问
You took a shower? Yeah.
你还进去冲澡了是的
Mr. Barnes. Okay! I did it!
巴恩斯先生好吧是我♥干♥的
Okay? I killed Pierce!
是我杀了皮尔斯
Lie. Okay, good.
说谎很好
Just making sure.
就是确定一下
You and Abed Nadir have a specialized,
你和阿布蒂是有一种特殊
exclusive handshake that you refuse to do with your other friends?
专有的握手吗从不对其他朋友使用
Absolutely.
当然
Mr. Barnes, did you invent that handshake?
巴恩斯先生是你创造的这种握手吗
Yes.
是的
Lie.
说谎
Mr. Barnes, are you a subscriber
巴恩斯先生你是订阅了
to the video blog "Fun For Friends"?
「朋友好有趣」播客吗
No. Lie.
没有说谎
Silence, witch!
安静你个巫婆
Hi, I'm Kevin,
嗨我是凯文
this is Kyle, and here's a fun handshake
他是凯尔教给大家一种
you can do with your best friend.
跟最好朋友握手的有趣方式
All right! Thanks for watching, guys.
好了感谢收看
Don't forget to rate us, comment, and subscribe.
别忘了点赞评论订阅
Can't look at you right now.
没法♥正♥视你
Then you should know I'm crying.
那你应该知道我泪流满面
I forgive you, but only to escape the established pattern
我原谅你不过只是为了避免落入
of self-righteous indignation followed by immediate comeuppance.
「自以为是的愤慨后立即现世报」的固有模式
Mr. Nadir.
纳德尔先生
Okay, I guess it's happening anyway.
好吧该来的终会来
You broke my heart. Continue.
你伤了我的心继续
Is it true that you planted geo-trafficking devices
你在小组每个人身上放置了定位追踪装置
on everyone in the group so that you would know
以便知晓每个人随时随刻的所处位置
where they are at all times? Yes.
是不是真的是的
Okay, you guys are changing your faces.
你们怎么变脸了
Are you mad at me or hungry?
生我气还是饿了
You're tracking us?
你在追踪我们
We're mad at you, Abed.
我们生你气阿布蒂
Why? Because we already live
为什么因为我们已经
in a totalitarian surveillance state.
生活在一个被极权主义监控的环境下
Do you not read my status updates?
难道你从来不看我的状态更新吗
But I'm not the government. I'm your friend.
但我不是政♥府♥ 我是你的朋友
That's what governments say, nimrod.
政♥府♥就是这么说的大猎手
It's cool. When one of you gets kidnapped,
挺酷的当你们谁被绑♥架♥的时候
you'll be glad you don't have to count
你们就不用在车厢里
the bumps on the highway from the trunk of the car.
数高速公路上的减速带了
Are those blinking dots us?
那些一闪一闪的点是我们吗
Well, what's this one all the way to the side?
那个在边上的点是什么
That's where Pierce is buried.
那是皮尔斯下葬的地方
Is that why you were spending so much time by the coffin?
你在棺材前呆那么长时间就是为了这个东西吗
I was trying to get it back. They're expensive.
我想拿回来那东西很贵的
And he's not moving anymore.
反正他不会再移♥动♥了
Abed, where did you plant these things?
阿布蒂你把跟踪器藏哪儿了
If it makes you feel any better, you'll never find them.
你们找不着的这么说你们会开心点吧
I know you know it's wrong to do that without telling us.
我知道你明知自己不该未经我们同意就这么做
Shame on you! Okay, I'm ashamed.
你真不要脸好吧我承认
Lie. Lie.
说谎说谎
Miss Edison, is it true you once secretly dosed
埃迪生小姐你是否曾给小组成员
The members of your study group
偷偷服用过
With a pharmaceutical amphetamine?
安非他明[抗抑郁药]
Oh, uh, yes, kind of. What?
内啥貌似有过吧神马
It sounds worse on paper than it was.
它的副作用没有说明书说的那么可怕啦
We were cramming for the anthro final.
当时我们正在复习人类学的期末考
Everyone was falling asleep.
但大家都昏昏欲睡
I put 5 milligrams of something-something
我只在你们的咖啡里
In your coffees and we all got an "A."
加了5毫升的那东西然后大家都考了A
Done!
就这样
I'm a bad person for tracking your location,
就因为跟踪定位你们我被当作坏人
But you altered my brain chemistry?
但你肆意改变了我的脑化学反应
I was up for three days that week.
那周我亢奋了整整3天
I invented an entire language,
我甚至创造出了一门语言
You fliztbarping gitzgorg.
你这个...[请见《阿布蒂词典》]
I'm sorry. You messed with my brain.
对不起你损伤了我的大脑
That's a big deal. This is a big deal.
你摊上事了摊上大事了
I don't mess with your brain, Annie.
我可不会伤害你的身心安妮
You kind of do. I don't think I do.
你其实伤害过了我不觉得
What about her Facebook boyfriend?
她在Facebook上的虚拟男友呢
What? That's different.
什么这不一样
You made a profile for a fake dude
你编造了个虚假的身份
And lured her into an online relationship.
还虚情假意地勾引她网恋
He's catfishing you.
他这是个网恋骗子
You're Olympic pole-vaulting hopeful Brent Underjaw?
你就是高额宽颌的奥♥运♥撑杆跳种子选手
I noticed whenever you were in a relationship,
我发现只要你一恋爱
You hummed a lot and made pancakes in the morning.
你就会哼着小曲做煎饼早餐
It wasn't about hurting you.
我并不想伤害你
I did what I did in the name of breakfast.
我这么做都是为了早餐
I bore my soul to you!
我对你可是掏心掏肺的
I told you about my holding hands at disneyland fantasy.
我就连迪士尼梦幻牵手的心事都告诉你了
Do you care about people at all, Abed?
你还有点人性么阿布蒂
Answer on the polygraph!
对着测谎仪回答
Jeff made me apply for handicapped parking
杰夫叫我申请残疾人专用车位
So he can get a better spot.
以方便他停车
Britta's the one that invited Garrett
是布雷塔邀请了盖瑞特
To Annie's birthday party!
参加安妮的生日派对
Troy won't sit on a toilet seat after Jeff!
只要是杰夫坐过的马桶特洛伊都不愿坐
When we're alone, Shirley refers to you guys
和我独处时雪瑞把你们叫做
As "Those people."
「那些家伙」
Oh! When Annie's with other females, dude,
和其他人在一起时安妮会说
She calls Jeff her uncle!
杰夫是她叔叔
Shirley thinks we're all going to hell!
雪瑞认为我们都会下地狱
You are all going to hell! Oh, what?
你们就该下地狱所以嘞
Guys, stop!
大家冷静
We have to stop letting Pierce do this to us!
不要再让皮尔斯挑拨我们了
Mr. Hawthorne hasn't asked a question
翁格先生刚才这段时间内
In quite some time, Mr. Winger.
霍桑先生并没有发问
He's right.
他说的没错
I actually forgot for a second that Pierce was dead.
我差点忘了皮尔斯已经不在了