废柴联盟（2009）

Community S05E13

Part 3 Oct. 19, 2020, 1:19 p.m.

If it was money that you guys wanted,
如果你们要钱
why didn't you say so?
直接说啊
You can just have my leftover cash
直接去我桌子下面
that's under the desk over there.
拿点我的零花钱就好
Yeah, I don't think it's worth much up there.
它们可能不值太多钱
Those are Gerald Ford dollars. How many?
那是杰拉尔德·福特美元有多少
Eh, couple of million.
两百万吧
Back in the '70s, that was worth millions.
70年代时这些老值钱了
Hey, I've got an idea.
我有个主意
How about you people leave me alone
你们别来烦我
and I hereby grant that to Greendale?
这些钱我就赠给格林德尔
Glad to hear it.
很高兴听到这个消息
What?
什么
Get back. This pickle's a magnet.
退后这个腌黄瓜是个磁石
Whoa, whoa. I'll wipe her out, man.
别激动我吸死她
Don't you dare use that pickle--
别用腌黄瓜
Get over there with them.
过去跟他们站一起
You have no legal claim to that money.
你没权拿走那些钱
Take it up with Subway in about an hour
等托管结束一小时后
after close of escrow.
你们找赛百味去算账吧
Hey, Chang, you've become a bad guy again?
昌你又变成反派了吗
There's a lot more to it than that, Britta.
我可不只是反派布雷塔
Wait, I'm not wearing a mask?
等下我没戴面具吗
Okay, there's no more to it. I think I'm just mentally ill.
好吧我想我只是精神病而已
All right, just stay back. All right?
退后听见没
No, don't.
不要
No!
不
Yeah, sweet mama.
美人
The door is closing
门关上了
Faster than it opens . For dramatic effect
比打开时还快为了戏剧冲突
Hang in there.
坚持住
Raquel is the main operating system.
拉奎尔是主操作系统
She controls the door, the lights,
她控制门灯光
the shower probably, everything,
可能还有淋浴一切
and now she's dead.
现在她死了
So we're trapped in here forever.
这么说我们被困在这了
Or just until we run out of food and water.
直到我们的水和食物用光
At least we'll have each other.
至少我们还有彼此
Till death do us part.
只有死亡才能将我们分离
You know what? You guys can have my food and water.
擦我的水和食物都给你们算了
Come on, Raquel. Come on.
拉奎尔加油活过来
Baby. Come on.
宝贝求你了
Oh, thank God.
感谢上帝
Her emotional components are still on-line.
她的情感部件还好用
Emotional components?
情感部件
I have accomplished things down here
我在这里取得的成就
you couldn't even possibly imagine.
你们都无法想象
Here, let me show you.
我秀给你们看
Ah, right there! That was it.
看见没看见没
That was it. Did you see it?
就是那个看见了吗
Don't you see? This computer responds to feelings.
不懂吗这计算机能回应感情
When I started Greendale, it was for ordinary people
我创建格林德尔的时候是为了让普通人
to be able to access technology.
接触到科技
Wait, you started greendale.
等等你创建了格林德尔
Do you have that in writing anywhere?
你有什么文件吗
I don't know. Somewhere with all that crap over there.
不清楚在那边那坨破烂里可能有
But without an emotional component,
但是没了情感部件
computers would strip us of all humanity
计算机将剔除我们的人性
and create a society
创建一个
with emotionless eggheads at the top
无情的人做主导
and idiots with feelings at the bottom,
有情的白♥痴♥遭沦落的社会
and I refuse to let that happen, and that's why I've spent--
我拒绝让那样的事情发生所以我
What? What is that?
干啥这是什么
It's a video of a kitten.
小猫的视频
And why are those people arguing about it?
这些人干嘛要争论
And what's that?
那是什么
That's an emoticon.
表情符号♥
That person wants to indicate happiness
那人想要表达快乐
but can't convey it with language,
但无法用语言表达
so they misuse punctuation to form a smile.
于是他们错用标点组成笑脸
That is so...
太他喵的...
stupid.
蠢
Only an idiot would think of this.
只有白♥痴♥才会那么做
Idiots won,
白♥痴♥赢了
which means my work down here is done.
意味着我在这里的任务也结束了
Good, because according to what I'm seeing,
很好根据我看到的东西
if we can get you up there right now,
如果我们能把你带上去
Subway won't be buying this school.
赛百味就买♥♥不了我们的学校了
What? What?
什么什么
Uh, yeah, but it's gonna take a few hours
但要几个小时
to get that door open,
才能打开门
because Raquel's logic circuits--
因为拉奎尔的逻辑电路
Bleh, not good.
不太利索
You said her emotional components work.
你说她的情感部件还是好的
Well, in theory,
理论上
a blast of human passion
人类情感的爆发
could shock the mainframe into a cold start,
可以将主机震撼到冷启动
but that's only if somebody in this room
但那只能是各位之中
has feelings stronger than I get when I rub my nipples,
有人能产生比我摸乳♥头♥时更强烈的感觉才行
So good luck with that, folks.
祝各位好运了
Give me that.
我来试试
Everybody over there. Turn around.
所有人转身
Turn around now.
马上转身
You're here to save me, aren't you?
你是来救我的对吗
Let's get out of here and never look back.
我们出去之后别再回头
Jeff, in case you ever have to remember me,
杰夫万一你一定要对我念念不忘
can I give you some options for voice-over quotes?
我给一些旁白经典词的建议好吗
Shut up, Abed.
闭嘴阿布蒂
Milady. Milord.
女士大人
What did you do?
你做了什么
Don't worry about it. Let's go.
别管这个我们快走
The city of Greendale is proud
格林德尔市深感骄傲
to be selling the school of Greendale to Subway.
格林德尔大学即将出♥售♥给赛百味
This brings to an end several years
这样便终结了多年来
of horrible management by dean Craig Isidore Pelton.
克拉格·伊西多尔·派尔顿院长的糟糕管理
Not to throw anyone under the bus,
不是说现在找人背黑锅
but he'd be the one.
但要背只有他了
And by my watch,
我的表显示
it is about time to sign these documents
是时候签署文件
and make it official.
正式生效
Objection!
反对
I teach law at Greendale,
我在格林德尔教法律
so believe me, I don't know much about law,
所以相信我对于法律我懂得不多
but I do know a contract violation when I see one.
但看到合同违约时我还是知道的
This is a legitimate transaction
这是市里将学校
where a city is selling a school to a restaurant.
出♥售♥给餐厅的合法交易
it happens somewhere every day.
这种事情每天在各地均有发生
Oh, the city can sell the school all it wants,
市里想怎么卖♥♥学校都行
but according to his contract with the city,
但根据学校创办人与市里的合约
the school's original founder retains the privilege of consultation
对于未来所有发生的学校事件
on all future scholastic endeavors taking place here.
学校创办人都有商讨权
So Subway Sandwich University,
赛百味三明治大学
meet your new vice dean, Russell Borchert.
来见见你们的新副院长罗素·博歇特吧
Hi, I guess we're gonna be partners.
你好看来我们要做合伙人了
I understand there's some internet
我知道有个叫互联网的东西
where I can make my inner thoughts public.
可以将我的思想公开
It seems like Greendale the city
看来格林德尔市
and Greendale the school have some stuff to sort out,
与格林德尔大学还有些问题要解决
and Subway doesn't-- doesn't do conflict.
赛百味不喜欢置身矛盾中
We do good food at good prices.
美味食物及优♥惠♥价格才是我们的追求