废柴联盟（2009）

Community S05E08

Part 1 Oct. 19, 2020, 1:17 p.m.

Okay, we'll get an estimate on adding grass to the soccer field.
好的我们会考虑一下给足球场加草
Good meeting.
会议开得不错
Oh Jeff, what time is dinner?
对了杰夫晚饭什么时候
Uh, dinner?
晚饭吗
Jeff, you didn't invite Shirley?
杰夫你没邀请雪瑞吗
Well, it's Tuesday.
今天周二嘛
Shirley always goes to Elijah's karate practice on Tuesdays.
她每周二都会去参加伊莱贾的空手道训练
It's okay. Part of making sacrifices
没事的我委屈点没关系
for my loved ones is not expecting
为所爱之人受点委屈是为了
my loved ones to make sacrifices.
不让所爱之人为自己受委屈
I can do tomorrow. I can't.
明天也行我不行
I'm free on Fridays and Mondays...
我周一周五都有空
We're not moving it!
不能换时间
When Shirley can have dinner, we'll have another dinner,
等雪瑞有时间了我们再一起吃一顿
because it's just dinner.
一顿晚饭而已嘛
And there's no need to manipulate each other.
没必要因为这个互相指责
You know that's what you do.
因为你经常这样
You know you're doing it now with that face.
你现在这个表情就是在默默指责大家
You don't like my face?
你对我的脸也不满意了
Hello, Save Greendale committee.
你们好拯救格林德尔委员会
This is David and Bixel.
这两位是戴维和比克索
They're App designers.
他们是App应用程序开♥发♥员
They'd like to beta test
他们想在我们学校
their latest social-networking app on our campus,
测试一下新开♥发♥的社交应用
which could be good for us.
也许会对我们很好
Look what Facebook did for Harvard, right?
脸书网就给哈佛大学带来了不少好处
Hey, guys. Bixel and I would like
你们好我和比克索
to introduce you to a little App called Meowmeowbeenz.
要向各位介绍的这个应用叫「喵喵豆」
Meowmeowbeenz let's you say
「喵喵豆」可以让你表达所有喜恶感受
how much you like, who you like, when you like,
包括好感程度好感对象和好感发生时间
all from a standard non-boost mobile phone.
只要拥有普通手♥机♥便可轻松实现
Let's see how it works.
来看看如何评分
Bixel, what did you think of the way the Dean introduced us?
比克索刚刚校长对我们的介绍你感觉如何
I thought he did great.
我觉得非常棒
That's why I'm giving him five Meowmeowbeenz.
所以我要给他五颗「喵喵豆」
Well, Bixel, I'm sorry,
是吗比克索
but I thought his intro was just okay.
可是我觉得他的介绍很一般
That's why I'm gonna give him
所以我就给他
two out of five meowmeowbeenz.
两颗「喵喵豆」吧
My meowmeowbeenz.
我的「喵喵豆」
With meowmeowbeenz, students can rate teachers.
通过使用「喵喵豆」学生可以评价老师
Teachers can rate students.
老师也可以评价学生
Everyone and anyone can rate each other.
每个人都可以评价其他人
Meowmeowbeenz.
「喵喵豆」
You know...
其实吧
I could...
是这样
I fought for this country,
我为这个国家奋战过
and I know you don't get to pick and choose
我知道每个人都不能选择
the parts you fight for, but I know...
为了什么去奋战但我知道
I should go number two soon.
我得去上大号♥了
Hurry up! I'm late for Human Rights class.
快点我要赶不上人♥权♥课了
I'm sorry.
不好意思啊
Why is Starburns carrying Garrett's books?
为什么星霸在帮加瑞特拿东西
It's like toast bossing crackers around.
简直就是吐司在对饼干颐指气使
I mean, I guess.
大概这种感觉
Garrett's got three meowmeowbeenz.
加瑞特有三颗喵喵豆
Starburns is a two.
星霸只有两颗
Are you telling me people are actually using this stupid app?
难道大家真在用这个蠢透了的App吗
It's addictively effective. No, it's effectively stupid.
好用到相当上瘾是相当愚蠢
There already was a rating system
已经有一套很完备的评价系统了
in place called "Cool people get more,"
那就是「好人有好报」
and it was working fine.
而且挺好用的
Meowmeowbeenz takes everything subjective and unspoken
喵喵豆把人际交往中的主观意识
about human interaction and reduces it
以及难以言说的感受
to explicit, objective numbers.
转换成了明确而客观的数字
I've never felt more alive.
我第一次觉得如此有活力
As long as you're happy, I'm unsettled.
你若安好便是阴天
Hey, guys.
你们好
What happened to you?
你这是怎么了
I sat on a toilet so long, my feet fell asleep,
我坐在厕所太久脚麻了
then I noticed limping was getting meowmeowbeenz,
然后发现一瘸一拐能骗到喵喵豆
so I just kind of started committing.
所以我就一直这样了
Did you understand a word he said?
你听懂他说的话了吗
Hey, here you go. Here you go.
对了就是这个就是这个
Nobody is gonna down-vote a guy on his birthday.
没有人会给寿星打低分的
Wait. Are you using meowmeowbeenz?
等等你也用喵喵豆吗
If you can't kill it, join it.
不能力挽狂澜不如顺其自然
When you get older, you're gonna see the warning signs.
等你老了就会看得出一些警示
Mark Zuckerberg is Fidel Castro in flip-flops.
马克·扎克伯格是穿着人字拖的巨人
Meowmeowbeenz is gonna make East Berlin look like Woodstock.
喵喵豆会让东柏林跟伍德斯托克一样酷
You take my word for that.
我把话给你放这儿
Do you own stock
你是不是还存着
in trivial pursuit's baby boom edition?
棋盘问答游戏生育高峰版[1983年推出]
Britta. Wh...
布雷塔什么...
Please tell me you're not using this App.
你不是也在用这个手♥机♥App吧
Uh, I liked the idea at first, giving a voice to the unheard,
我一开始还挺喜欢的每个人都能发表见解
but then Annie just told me
可是安妮刚跟我说
that the rating system is exponentially weighted.
这个评价系统里的地位是指数上升的
As your ratings go up, your ratings of other people
随着你的评价升高你对其他人的评价
become more important. No.
也会更加重要不是吧
It just means the more others like you,
也就是说别人越喜欢你
the more likeable you can make others.
你就越能决定别人的受欢迎程度
It makes sense to me.
我觉得可以啊
You know who else it made sense to?
你知道有谁会同意你的看法吗
Say "Hitler" One more time, and I'm giving you a two.
你再说一次希♥特♥勒♥ 我就给你两颗喵喵豆
Jeff, are you not registered?
杰夫你居然没注册吗
The longer you wait,
你等得越久
the harder it's gonna be to get your number up.
要想提高自己的分数就越难哦
Annie! Listen to yourself.
安妮听听你说的话
You're learning its language.
你学会了它的语言
You're letting a video game play you.
你让一个电子游戏玩了你
I got to set these people straight.
我要让这些人头脑清醒一点
Hey, hey, uh...
等等你这里...
Students of Greendale!
格林德尔的学生们
We don't have to worship a calculator!
不要这样崇拜一个计算器
There is no formula for people!
没有公式能够计算人类
You're punishing me for being alive!
因为我活得真实你们要惩罚我吗
That's the general idea, baby.
不然你以为呢宝贝
You're gonna think I'm joking, but you were getting through
我这么说也许有点扯但你嘴角沾着芥末时
to me more with mustard on your lip.
所说的话更有影响力
Oh, shut up. He's not kidding, Britta.
你给我闭嘴他没开玩笑布雷塔
I thought I was imagining it.
我还以为是我的错觉
When you had mustard on your lip,
你嘴上沾着芥末酱的时候
I was more open to your opinion.
我比较容易接受你的观点
Maybe it dilutes or distracts from your excessive intensity.
也许能够冲淡或者缓和你的强硬态度
Maybe it dilutes or distracts from your stupid butt.
也许能冲淡或者缓和你个大头鬼
How you doing, Rog?
你好吗罗格
Hey, Charlotte. I see what you did there.
夏洛特我看到你的变化啦
Vicki, I love this.
薇琪这身搭配好棒
Shirley's a five.
雪瑞有五颗豆
How? She's nice to people, jeff.
怎么会她对人很好杰夫
You know Shirley.
你也了解雪瑞的
Oh, Vicki, thank you.
谢谢你薇琪
Did you just give me four meowmeowbeenz?
你刚刚给我评了四颗喵喵豆吗
I love my four from Vicki.
我很感谢薇琪给我的四颗豆豆
No!
不要
Stop it!
别这样
I didn't mean it.
我不是故意的
Yeah.
是啊
I do know Shirley.
我确实了解她