I don't know how to break up with her, Dad.
我不知道要怎么跟他分手 老爸
Just.... Oh hi, Courtney.
你就 你好 考特尼
We were just talking.
我们在聊天
Just chatting.
闲聊而已
Come on, Gene, let's go, come on!
来吧 吉恩 我们走 来嘛
I just want to finish these chats with Dad.
我想再跟我爸说两句
Dad, I just want to chat with you some more.
老爸 我要再跟你说两句
We have to go get seats in the back row
我们得去占后排的座位
cause people complain about the way I chew for some reason.
不知道为什么总有人抱怨我嚼东西的方式'
Gene, I'm so sorry.
吉恩 老爸对不住你了
I want to break up with Courtney,
我想跟考特尼分手
but it's so hard.
但太难了
My life is more difficult than anyone else's on the planet,
我的人生比地球上任何人都艰难
and, yes, I'm including starving children, so don't ask.
没错 包括那些饥饿儿童 别问了
Why don't we practice?
我们来练习练习吧
Tina, you be Courtney.
蒂娜 你当考特尼
Gene, break up with her.
吉恩 跟她分手
Go ahead, you can do it.
去吧 你可以的
Courtney, I think we should break up.
考特尼 我们分手吧
Oh, okay.
好吧
Please don't be sad.
请不要难过
No, I get it.
不 我明白
It's fine.
没关系
It wouldn't have worked anyway.
或许我们本来就不合适
This is so hard! Can't I just wait
太难了 我看还是等我们念不同的大学
till we go to different colleges and lose touch?
再很自然地失去联♥系♥好了
You're doing good. You're doing good.
你做得很好 你做得很好
Come on, try it with me.
来 跟我试试
Courtney, I think we should break up.
考特尼 我们分手吧
What?! You'll never break up with me!
什么 永远别想跟我分手
I will kill you first!
因为我会先杀了你
Forget it.
算了
I'm not doing it. Yes, you are. Again!
我不干了 不行 再来
Courtney, I think we should break up.
考特尼 我们分手吧
Nooooo! Again!
不要 再来
I think we should break up.
我们分手吧
三小时后
Courtney, I think we should break up.
考特尼 我们分手吧
I understand. Again.
我懂的 再来
Courtney, I think we should break up.
考特尼 我们分手吧
You're ready.
你合格了
I think we should break up.
我们分手吧
I think we should break up. I think we should break up.
我们分手吧 我们分手吧
We don't want any.
我们不需要
Okay, bye.
那好 再见
Hold on, wait a second.
等等 等一下
I'm kidding. That was a joke.
我跟你闹着玩呢 别当真
What can I do for you?
有什么我能帮你的吗
Is Courtney home?
这是考特尼的家吗
Who's asking?
你是哪位
I'm Gene.
我是吉恩
Oh, so you're the famous Gene.
你就是传说中的吉恩啊
Come on in, famous Gene.
进来说吧 大名鼎鼎的吉恩
Uh... okay.
那 好吧
Courtney!
考特尼
Hold on, I'm yell... You got to yell up the stairs.
稍等 她在楼上 得大声喊才行
She can't hear me. Gene's down here, Court!
要不她听不见 吉恩来了 小考
I'm taking my pill, Daddy.
我在吃药 老爸
Tell him I'll be down in a second.
跟他说我一会就下来
Okay, she's taking her pill. She's gonna be down...
她在吃药 一会就下来
You probably heard that, didn't you?
你都听见了是吧
Follow me.
跟我来
Where did you get all this stuff?
你从哪儿弄来这些的
Did your parents buy it for you?
你父母给你买♥♥的吗
Yup, they did.
对 就是他们买♥♥的
You like that?
你喜欢吗
Go ahead. Go nuts.
别客气 你想怎么弹怎么弹
Why do you have all this?
你为什么会有这些玩意
Are you Moby?
你是莫比[美国歌♥手]吗
No.
不是
I'm not Moby, but I am in the music business.
莫比谈不上 不过也算是音乐圈的人
I'm in the music business!
我也是音乐圈的
Is that right?
是吗
Well, I write jingles.
我主要写广♥告♥歌♥
Right now, I'm working on one for Pips potato chips.
现在我在写嘟嘟薯条的广♥告♥歌♥
Pop in a Pips Pop! Potato chips
嘟嘟薯条声声脆
Crunch!
嘎吱嘎吱
That's beautiful.
真好听
I've never met a real artist before.
我以前从没见过艺术家真人
Well, Gene, now that you're Courtney's new friend,
吉恩 既然你是考特尼的新朋友
you got an all access pass to gear heaven!
你随时可以来这个乐器天堂
Oh, my God!
我的天
Gear heaven!
乐器天堂
Hey, Gene.
吉恩
Moby?!
莫比
Hey, Gene... Gene!
吉恩 吉恩
What'd you come over here to tell me?
你过来是有什么事要跟我说吗
Um, well...
那个
Ooh! Explosion!
爆♥炸♥咯
What is it?
什么事
I just wanted to tell you that I like like like you!
我就想告诉你我好像"暧暧暧"上你了
Wha wha really?
真 真的吗
Oh, my God!
我的天
Daddy...
老爸
Gene and Courtney sitting in a tree...
吉恩和考特尼坐树上
S I t t I n g!
坐呀嘛坐树上
I can make this work!
我能搞定的
He's back.
他回来了
Did you break up with Courtney? No! Better!
分手成功了吗 没 比那更好
What could be better than that?
还能有什么更好的呢
I met her cool dad.
我见过她的潮爸了
Oh, you weak idiot!
你个无知的蠢货
Louise, stop it.
露易丝 别闹
Seriously, Gene, what's wrong with you?
搞什么搞 吉恩 你脑子进水了吗
Courtney's dad writes jingles.
考特尼她爸是写广♥告♥歌♥的
Remember Pawsage's Cat Sausages?
记得凤爪猫肠不
Oh, yeah! I remember that.
啊对 我记起来了
Pawsages are pawsitively purrfect! Meow!
凤爪猫肠 肠中的极品 喵
Ooh! That just made me hungry.
听了就觉得饿
God, Linda, just eat something.
天哪 琳达 我拜托你吃点东西
No!
不要
Courtney's having a birthday party this weekend,
考特尼要在这周末开生日派对
and great news I got us all on the list.
特大好消息 我们全家都被邀请了
Ooh! We're on the list!
真好啊 我们都被邀请了
That's right, tummy. You're coming, too.
没错 小胃胃 也请你了呢
What's that, tummy?
你说什么 小胃胃
No, you can't have ice cream.
不行不行 你不能吃冰激凌
Count me out.
别算上我
Fine! Then you'll miss my performance.
行 那你就看不到我的表演了
What performance?
什么表演
I'm gonna write a jingle
我会写首广♥告♥歌♥
and sing it at the party.
在派对上演唱
When Doug hears it,
道格听到了
he's gonna give me a record deal!
一定会和我签唱片合约
A jingle deal.
广♥告♥歌♥合约吧
Her dad isn't gonna give you a record deal, Gene.
她爸爸才不会跟你签什么合约 吉恩
Yes, he is!
他会的
You can't keep going out with Courtney,
那你也不能就因为她爸爸
just because of her dad.
而和考特尼在一起
Yeah, you don't even like like her.
就是 你都不"暧暧"她
No, I think I might like like her now.
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