开心汉堡店
Bob's Burgers S03E04
Part 2
March 30, 2020, 8:26 a.m.
Come on. Hum, hum.
来啊 哼 哼
Okay. Uh...
好吧
That's it. Humming like normal.
就是这样 自然地哼一哼
Okay.
很好
He's a former regional Star Search finalist.
他曾是《寻星》地区大赛的决赛选手
She's the sexiest sea cow on the ocean.
她是这片海洋最性感的海牛
Together they're Herman and Marilyn!
他们是赫尔曼和玛丽莲
Why were you out so late last night, Marilyn?
你昨晚为什么在外面待到那么晚 玛丽莲
Listen to this one. Always up my butt.
听我解释 来上我嘛
Ooh ooh ooh, sexy lady, ocean lady.
性感小姐 海洋小姐
This is so much safer than the sun.
这比晒太阳安全多了
Come on, cook me.
来 烤烤我
I can't work on minors. Ship's regulations.
我不能接待未成年人 这是规定
I could lose my job.
我会被炒掉的
Marco, what if I told you I'm holding
马克 如果我说我的臀部肌肉
a life threatening amount of tension in my glutes?
紧张到生命受到威胁 你会怎样
No glutes.
臀部不行
Calves? No.
小腿呢 不行
Haunches? No.
腰部呢 不行
Muffin top? No.
小肚子呢 不行
Back fat? No. Top of head only.
大肉背呢 不行 只能给你按♥摩♥头部
Deal.
好
Don't stop.
别停下
Francesca, I don't want to be here,
弗朗西斯卡 我不想待这儿
you don't want to be here.
你也不想待这儿
So let's make the best of it.
不如咱们各得其乐
Can you do this?
这个你能做吗
Ooh! Cancel the rest of my appointments.
帮我取消其他预约
Nailed it!
做好了
Why don't you jump into the ocean and see me sometime?
不如有空跳到海里来看看我
What's your name, handsome?
你叫什么啊 小帅哥
No, it's Gene.
我不叫小帅哥 我叫吉恩
Hi, Gene. Hygiene.
你好吉恩 你很卫生
Something this one could use a little more of.
这个梗可以多用用嘛
Well, at least my jokes are fresh.
好吧 至少我的笑话是新的
Jokes? What jokes?
笑话 什么笑话
You're the straight man.
你只是个捧哏的
I use the term loosely.
我讲笑话灵活着呢
Well, you know loose.
你很灵活[淫♥荡♥]嘛
I prefer to be called "flexible".
我更喜欢称之为"富有弹性"
My pants feel funny! Good bye!
我裤子好像湿了 先闪了
I need a summer drink to go with my new summer glow!
我需要一杯夏日沁饮来搭配我的夏日造型
Hey, Isaac, Daiquiri me!
艾萨克 来杯代基里酒
Who wants apps?
谁想来点开胃点心
I'll take them all!
我全要了
Hi, Gene. My scalp massage was fantastic.
吉恩 头顶按♥摩♥好舒服哦
Thanks for asking.
谢谢关心
How was the puppet show? Weird.
腹语表演好看吗 很诡异
I felt like I had to pee the whole time, but I didn't.
我一直想尿尿 但是我忍♥住了
Whoo, throw a ripped wedding dress on this Daiquiri
给这杯代基里酒配件破烂婚纱吧
指酒杯装饰物
cause it is not a virgin!
因为它不是处♥女♥
Go ahead and give yourself a big tip on goldie.
拿去给自己多刷点小费
And this is my son.
这是我儿子
You can't tell cause he's pale and I'm so dark,
你肯定看不出来 因为他很白我很黑
but take care of him, all right?
帮我看着他 好吗
Looks like the boy who's sweet on you
那个钟情于你的小子
has a silver spoon sticking out of his mouth.
看来是个富二代呢
I think we just found our meal ticket.
这下饭钱不用愁了
Duval, you're sweating into your stew.
杜瓦尔 你的汗流到锅里了
Eh, saves on salt.
省得放盐了
Oh, God.
我去
I'm glad I'm leaving after this meal.
还好做完这一顿就可以走人了
It's like a hundred degrees in here.
这里热死了
Oh, sorry. I was hogging the fan.
不好意思 风扇在我这里
Okay. That doesn't work. Thanks.
好了 根本没用 谢了
Cool off. Thank you.
给你凉快凉快 谢谢
Cool off. Take it away.
凉快凉快 给我拿走
Here you are.
来嘛来嘛
It's on my face.
你杵我脸上了
Come on, lady. Let her play it.
拜托 这位女士 让她继续
You've had plenty.
你已经喝掉很多了
Oysters?
是牡蛎吗
Yes, they're for the brunch tomorrow.
这是明天的早午餐
Duval, these oysters are spoiled.
杜瓦尔 这些牡蛎都变质了
You're spoiled. Okay.
你才被宠坏了呢 好吧
I don't know why I thought
我不知道为何会有这种想法
you'd be interested in that,
你好像很喜欢用这个做菜
but, uh, don't serve those.
但是 千万别用
I am serving them. Don't serve those.
我要用 千万别
I'm serving them.
我就要用
Captain would like to thank the chef.
船长想向厨师道谢
Oh! I meant Bob.
是吗 我是指鲍勃
Psst. Urgent whisper.
悄悄话 很重要
Meet me later. Cabin 308.
稍后 308房♥见
Me?
我吗
No, the other handsome young man I'm whispering to.
不 我在跟年轻的大帅哥说话
I wish I could, but we're leaving after dessert.
我很想去 但我们吃完甜点就要走了
Well, if you're looking for something sweet...
如果你想尝些甜头...
Who are you whispering to! Him?
你在跟谁说悄悄话 他吗
Oh, leave him alone.
别招惹他
You leave him alone.
你才别招惹他
I think you've embarrassed yourself enough for one night!
我看你今晚已经够丢人的了
Remember, Cabin 308!
别忘了 308房♥
Honored guests, let's give a big Windbreaker salute
各位贵宾 请用防风号♥最热烈的掌声
to guest chef Bob Belcher!
欢迎鲍勃·贝尔彻
That's my man!
那是我的男人
He made your burgers and he made my babies!
给你们做出汉堡 跟我做出孩子
Okay, kids, come on, time to go...
好了孩子们 来 我们该...
Are we moving?
这船在动吗
Bob Belcher, everyone.
鲍勃·贝尔彻 掌声欢迎
Where's the land?
陆地呢
Where's the land? Where's the land!
陆地呢 陆地呢
Next stop, Puerto Rico. What?!
就在下站 波多黎各 啥
Looks like you'll be my private chef after all.
看来你最终还是要做我的私人厨师
No, you can't do...
不 你不能...
Linda, we're being shanghaied!
琳达 我们被拐了
Shanghaied?
要去上海了
Ooh! Ancient Chinese vacation!
要去古中国旅行喽
Yay! Yahoo!
好耶 太棒了
Boobies!
大胸妹
What? Nothing.
啥 没什么
All right, steady as she goes, Bob.
好了 木已成舟了鲍勃
I wouldn't call a ten day, all expense paid cruise
我可不会把一个全程付费的十天航程
being shanghaied".
说成是"被拐了""
But you can't force my family
可是你不能强迫我的家人
to be on this crazy boat for ten days.
也在这破船上待十天啊
Oh, come on, Bobby. It's a vacation.
好了啦 鲍鲍 我们是在度假
You deserve it. We all do.
这是你应得的 我们也一样
Stop fighting it.
别再抗拒了
This isn't a vacation, Linda, it's a kidnapping.
这是哪门子度假 琳达 这是绑♥架♥
This is a slave ship.
这就是一条黑船
You're disoriented, Bob.
你迷糊了 鲍勃
It happens to some people when they're at sea.
有的人坐船就会变成这样
You'll adjust once you let yourself relax.
只要放松放松 就适应了
Yeah, Bob. Give in.
是啊 鲍勃 别闹了
We're not missing anything at home.
家里又没丢什么
Hey, Bob, it's Demetri.
鲍勃 我是德米翠
I'm gonna leave your meat outside.
我把你订的肉放外面了啊
Uh, you and Linda are probably upstairs.
你和琳达都在楼上吧
Back in five minutes," right, buddy?
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