开心汉堡店
Bob's Burgers S07E06
Part 1
March 7, 2020, 5:21 p.m.
《开心汉堡店》第七季第六集
冰冷的蚂蚁尸体
除虫害公♥司♥
戏仿枪♥支♥权利组织常用口号♥
From My Cold Dead Hands
你们都喜欢迷迭香吧
You guys are into rosemary, right?
那个作怪梦后怀孕的女的吗
The lady who had the baby?
一词多义
典故出自电影《罗斯玛丽的婴儿》
不 我说香料
No, the herb.
我在为下周的感恩节想食谱
I'm looking for recipes for Thanksgiving next week.
某人很期待感恩节哦
Somebody's getting excited about Thanksgiving.
也许吧
Mm, maybe.
他都抓狂了 看看他
He's freaking out. Look at him.
可不是吗 把自己头发都拔光了
Yeah, he's pulling his hair out.
等等 不对 他本来就没头发
Oh, wait, no. That was like that.
-秃顶的玩笑 -是的
- Bald joke. - Yeah.
你干嘛呢 蒂娜
What you doing, Tina?
昨晚没完成作业吗
You didn't finish your homework last night?
这不是作业
Oh, this isn't homework.
我在写一篇感恩节主题的情♥色♥小说
I'm working on some erotic holiday fiction.
类似你在圣帕特里克节写的
Oh, like the one you wrote
关于圣帕特里克重振雄风的那种故事吗
where St. Patrick got his groove back?
-你读过吗 -是的
- Oh, y-you read that? - Yeah.
我喜欢那故事
I loved that one.
等等 你也读过了
Wait, you read it, too?
我听说过
I mean, I heard about it.
在我大声朗读出来的时候
When I-I was reading it out loud.
-我听到些片断 -我也听到了
- I overheard some of it. - I heard it, too.
这次是什么内容 蒂娜
What's this one about, Tina?
这次的故事围绕感恩节展开
Well, this one's for Thanksgiving,
名叫《古怪的火鸡》
and it's called "The Quirky Turkey."
故事的主人公是一只带着眼镜
It's about a turkey who wears glasses.
腿像火柴棍一样细的火鸡
Also, she has skinny legs
她有时会用过膝长袜遮掩这一点
that she may or may not hide with knee-high socks.
她感觉自己受到了排斥
And she feels left out
因为她长得和其它火鸡不一样
because she doesn't look like all the other turkeys.
所以 是讲你自己的吗
Is that... about... you?
怎么会 说什么呢
No. No. What?
好吧
All right, fine,
这个故事的灵感或许来自真实生活中
it might have been inspired by a real-life event
某些人随意说的一些话
where a certain word was thrown around.
大家好
Hi, guys.
蒂娜 你真古怪
Tina, you're so quirky.
-她说的对 你真是古怪 -是的
- She's right, you are. - You are.
-是的 -天哪 你真的超古怪
- You are. - Oh, my God, you really are.
天哪 她简直 古怪爆了
Oh, my God, she's, like, so quirky.
那个 古怪是好词儿吗
Wait, is quirky a good thing?
问这个问题就很古怪
That's such a quirky thing to ask.
因此我决定 与其回击
So, yeah, I'm taking back the "Q" Bomb
倒不如创作一篇有趣的感恩节小说
and mixing in a fun holiday message.
听起来并没有很色情
Well, that doesn't sound very erotic.
当然 这完全没问题
Which is totally fine.
会有跟猪有关的情节
No, some stuff happens with a pig.
含性暗示情节 裸♥露♥画面
Some suggestive situations, implied nudity.
好吧 我懂了
Oh, okay, I got it.
结局是什么样的
So how's it end?
那些"正常"火鸡意识到
The not-quirky turkeys realize
他们不是去享用晚餐的 它们就是晚餐
that they aren't there for dinner, they are dinner.
于是在感恩节那天 它们被掉砍了脑袋
And they get their heads chopped off on Thanksgiving.
真不错
That's nice.
激动不 我的小火鸡们
So, you excited?
你们就要过加长版的周末了
My little turkeys get a long weekend.
我很期待感恩节
I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving,
但我不想过感恩节前一天
but I am not looking forward to the day before Thanksgiving.
我们又得耐着性子
We have to sit through one
看完整场福旺德老师的烂表演
of Mr. Frond's stupid plays again.
我还没从去年的无趣里缓过来呢
I'm still bored from last year's play.
*对于吃到的食物*
*We're thankful for*
*我们心怀感恩*
* These foods we're eating *
*我们吃的食物包括*
*Here's a list of foods we're eating*
*苹果
*A, apples*
*苹果派*
*A, apple pie...*
福旺德老师策划的表演的确不怎么样
Yeah, Mr. Frond's plays aren't great,
但看表演
but isn't going to a play better
总比上课好吧
than going to actual school?
难道你们更喜欢上课吗
I mean, do you guys like school?
我都从来没问过你们
I've never asked you that.
这就是问题所在
That's the thing!
感恩节头一天应该只上半天课
The day before Thanksgiving is supposed to be a half day.
校历上都写着呢
It's on the school schedule.
大部分圣经里也写的有
And in most Bibles.
至少情定版里都有
At least in the Ving Rhames version.
你是想说钦定版吧 吉恩
King James, Gene.
情定版
Ving Rhames!
午间通知
Lunch announcements.
首先 有请来自妇女议题社团的
First up, from the Women's Issues club,
彼得和齐克
we have Peter and Zeke.
你们好 女士们
What's up, ladies!
我们现在面临的主要的问题就是
Our main issue right now is that
没有女生报名加入我们社团
no girls signed up for this club.
我和彼得为此写了首歌♥ 开始
And Peter and I wrote a song about it. Hit it!
*我没有阴♥道♥*
*I don't have a vagina*
*但我会一直朝那个方向努力*
*But I won't stop try'na *
-来吧 姑娘们 -帮妇女解决问题
- Come on, girls! - Help women with their issues
好了 好了 好了
Okay, okay, okay.
来吧姑娘们 现在就来报名
Come on, girls, sign up right now!
好了 好了 够了
Okay, okay, shutting it down.
够了
Shutting it down.
我滴个娘啊 有了
Holy moly, that's it!
-有啥 -有夺回半天假期的办法了
- What's it? - That's how we get our half day.
加入妇女议题社团吗
Join the Women's Issues club?
不 感恩节前一天的演出有没有可能
No. What if the day-before- Thanksgiving play
因为严重引起观众不快而被取消
is so offensive that it gets shut down?
那样我们就能提早回家了
We'd all go home early.
可是感恩节演出从来不会引起不快
Why would it be offensive? It's never offensive.
只会无聊透顶 就像鳄梨吐司
It's just bad and boring, like avocado toast.
但如果我们说服福旺德老师
But what if we could convince Mr. Frond
让我们筹备演出 然后我们把它排得
to let us do the play, and then we make it
又烂又得体宜 以至于他不得不叫停呢
so horrible and inappropriate that he shuts it down?
半天假期到手 真正的假期
Boom, half day. A real half day!
但我们去哪找一个
But where are we gonna find a play
既不得体又引人不快
that's inappropriate, offensive
还符合感恩节主题的剧呢
and Thanksgiving-themed?
烹饪一只火鸡
What's the most erotic temperature
最色情的温度是几度
you could cook a turkey at?
-375度 -多谢
- 375. - Thanks.
天哪 蒂娜 你有没有
Oh, my God, Tina, did you, uh,
听到我们刚刚的谈话
hear anything we were just talking about?
-没有 -很好
- No. - Great.
你那感恩节的戏剧写的怎么样了
How's your Thanksgiving play going?
我写的不是戏剧
Oh, it's not a play.
现在是了
It is now.
剥土豆皮 忍♥住屁
Peelin' the potatoes, tryin' not to fart...
多谢 琳达
Thank you, Linda.
我就放一个小小的
I'll just let out a little one
这是我的小秘密
It's my little secret.
天哪
Oh, my God.
天啦噜
Oh, my gosh!
知道我忍♥你有多不容易了吧
I know. I have to live with you.
不是 看这个土豆
No, look at this potato.
-怎么了 -就像一张脸
- Yeah? - It looks like a face.
好吧
Oh, okay.
和我外公的脸一模一样
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