开心汉堡店
Bob's Burgers S07E21
Part 2
March 7, 2020, 5:29 p.m.
Seriously? That a lot for different forms of tissue paper.
-你用得上的 -游♥行♥见 菜鸟
- You need it. - See you on the parade route, newbie.
和我们的一比 你的会像个笑话
Your float's gonna look like a lousy joke next to ours.
你们也要参加彩车游♥行♥
Wait, you guys have a float in the parade?
是的 而且我们的流苏是批发价买♥♥的
Yeah, and we get our fringe wholesale.
而不是涨了十倍价什么的
Yeah, instead of at a 1,000% mark-up.
-蠢蛋 -什么
- Sucker. - What?
我们没袋子了 自己拿上走吧
We're out of bags. Pick it up!
哈罗德 把他弄出去
Get him out of here, Harold.
我不想再看他的脸了
I'm sick of looking at his face.
看我们的彩车 好喜欢
Look at our float! I love our float!
不敢想象我们真的会坐上去
I can't believe we actually get to ride up there.
彩车游♥行♥一般是选美冠军的特权
Usually parade floats are for beauty pageant winners
或者是演过电影的狗狗
and dogs that have been in movies.
泰迪呢 是谁在开车
Where's Teddy? Who's driving this thing?
幽灵彩车
Ghost float!
挺好看的 对吧
Pretty sweet, right?
看我还从捕熊夹借了什么
And look what else I borrowed from The Bear Trap.
T恤炮
T-shirt cannons.
-太棒了 -给我 给我
- Yeah! Nice. - Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!
我们没有可以用来射的T恤 泰迪
We don't have T-shirts to shoot, Teddy.
总有那么几件旧衣服吧
You must have a couple of old shirts upstairs, Bob.
你可以快速在上面写上"高兴汉堡店"
You could write "Bob Burgers" On 'em real quick. Right?
是"开心汉堡店"
It's "Bob's Burgers."
我们的服装穿什么 老妈
So what are we doing for costumes, Mom?
计划是这样的
Here's the plan...
吉恩穿汉堡装
Gene's gonna wear the burger costume,
然后我用旧床单做番茄酱瓶
and I'm gonna use old bed sheets to make a ketchup bottle,
芥末酱瓶和腌黄瓜
a mustard bottle and a pickle.
我要给自己做一些超赞的
And I'm gonna make something amazing for myself
但我还没想好
that I haven't thought of yet.
一张皱纸巾吗
A crumpled napkin?
我们跳舞怎么样
What if we do a dance?
我们可以对口型
We could lip-sync!
对 我们带着音响
Yeah. We bring the boom box,
来一首"雨中热裤舞"
and we play "Hot Pants Rain Dance."
你知道那首歌♥吗
You know that song?
因为明天要下雨 对吧
'Cause it's supposed to rain tomorrow, right?
游车有喇叭 你可以把声音放大
The float has speakers. You could crank it.
开始很平缓 然后慢慢地
It starts off slow, and then it builds
变成一首最棒的以雨为主题的电音之曲
into the best disco song about rain ever.
给你三个字 老妈 "男人雨"
Three words for you, Mother: "It's Raining Men."
80年代歌♥曲
好吧 第二棒的
Fine, second best.
当然 我们可以放歌♥
Sure, I mean, maybe we could play a song,
但还是别花太多时间在这个上
but let's not spend a lot of time on this.
我们就给彩车贴上那些天价的纸
I say we just cover our float with expensive tissue paper
然后就算完成任务了
and call it a night.
好了 吉米过来了
Great. Jimmy's coming over here.
你好 鲍勃
Hey, Bob.
我都不想知道这是个啥
I don't even want to know what that is.
但是 跟我说说
But, tell me.
是彩车吉米 参加"沼泽港到海滩"的
It's a float, Jimmy. For Bog to Beach.
"沼泽港到海滩最没意思了
Bog to Beach is the worst!
一堆故作文艺的奇葩
Bunch of artsy-fartsy weirdoes
到处乱扔纸杯 发出奇怪的...
throwing paper cups all over the place and making
你应该知道我在说什么
a strange... You know what I'm saying.
我们是为了现金奖励
We're doing it for the cash prize,
所以 就这样 吉米
so... there, Jimmy.
还为了给那些是这个时髦小镇
And to celebrate the freaks that weave the fabric
中流砥柱的人喝彩
of this funky town.
但主要还是为钱 我们还会分发
More the money. And we're gonna hand out
免费试吃品 招揽一点生意
free samples, drum up a little business.
也有可能是大生意 所以 就这样
Probably a lot of business. So, yeah.
免费送的确是大生意 鲍勃
Yeah, giving away food is great business, Bob.
你的彩车看起来很蠢 就像你的脸
And hey, your float looks dumb, just like your face.
而且
And also,
上面还有别家餐馆的名字 祝你好运
you have another restaurant's name on it, so good luck.
我可以射他吗 老爸 可以射他吗
Can I shoot him, Dad? Can I shoot him?
不行 也许 射吧随便射
No. Maybe. Yes, definitely.
-吉恩 给我点子弹 -这就来
- Gene, give me some ammunition. - Coming right up.
准备
And...
别 别这样 停下 停下
Don't... don't do it. Stand... stand down, stand down.
好吧 停下
Fine, standing down.
他们说明天会下雨
I know they said it's supposed to rain tomorrow,
但现在天很好 也许不会下雨
but it's really nice out, maybe it won't rain.
天哪 下雨了
Oh my God, it's raining.
下好大
It's raining so much.
这服装感觉像海绵一样
These costumes are like sponges.
我在里面缝了海绵
I lined the inside of them with sponges.
是啊 琳达 这服装很棒
Yeah, Linda, the costumes are... great.
-谢谢 -但为什么我们都是腌黄瓜
- Thanks. - But why are we all pickles?
我先做了个腌黄瓜 结果太好看了
I made the first pickle, and it turned out so good
我就继续做了
I just kept going.
别人看了还以为我们是卖♥♥腌黄瓜的餐馆
It looks like maybe we own a pickle restaurant.
应该有人来看看我
Someone should have checked on me.
我一直是一个人 在那做腌黄瓜
I was up there all alone, just making pickles.
好吧 至少我们来了
Well, at least we're here.
我们就跟着游♥行♥路线开过去
Let's just drive the parade route,
开到评委那儿
get this float in front of the judges,
拿个最后一名
and come in last place.
贝尔彻之路
The Belcher way.
滴滴叭叭
Honk-honk!
嗨 鲍勃 喇叭不管用了 看看这
Hey, Bob! Horn doesn't work. Check this out, huh?
这才是彩车
This is what a float looks like.
不不不不
No, no, no, no!
只有五个奖 现在却有六辆车
Now there are six floats and there's only five prizes.
我们要打败吉米才行
We're gonna have to beat Jimmy.
我们的计划都被打乱破了
There goes our whole strategy.
这下我们真蔫儿了
Looks like we're in a bit of a pickle.
因为我们 你懂的
'Cause we're... You get it.
你为什么要这样 吉米
Why are you doing this, Jimmy?
你什么意思 我超爱这游♥行♥的好吗
what do you mean? I love this parade.
不 你不喜欢
No, you don't!
随便吧 我♥干♥什么都比你强
Anyway, I do everything better than you.
所以 你要输了
So, you're gonna lose.
-是啊 -你的彩车烂透了 吉米
- Ooh, yeah! - Your float stinks, Jimmy.
你不会打败我们的
And you're not gonna beat us.
我会的 我带了一吨♥免费披萨给大家
Yes, I am. I brought just a ton of free pizzas to hand out.
招揽一点生意
Drum up a little business.
多跟我学学 鲍勃
You could learn a lot from me, Bob.
那是我的主意
That was my idea.
抱歉 我在这超炫彩车上听不到你说话
Sorry, I can't hear you over how good my float is.
我都不知道先看哪了
I don't know where to look first.
这简直就是猎奇者的天堂
It's a freak-peeping bonanza.
看 有个玩杂技的裸男
Oh, look! It's a naked juggler.
好多球[蛋蛋]啊
So many balls in the air.
是棉花糖糖 美女你好呀
Hey, Marshmallow's here. Hi, girl!
你也好 小姐 游♥行♥小宝贝儿
Hi, girl, yourself, you little Bog to Beach baby.
好吧 游♥行♥要开始了 各位
All right, it's time to start the parade, everybody!
出发吧
Let's go!
嗨 鲍鲍
Hey, Bobby.
你要告诉我往哪儿开
You're gonna have to tell me where to steer.
这玩意没有雨刷
This thing does not have windshield wipers.
我这下面啥都看不见
I got nothing down there.
我们要用对讲机了
We gotta use the walkie-talkies.
嗨 鲍勃 是泰迪 刚刚那个
Hey, Bob. It's Teddy, from before.
嗯
Yup.
就是 一个人在下面有点孤单
It's, uh... you get kind of lonely down here.
你刚下去 泰迪
You just went down there, Teddy.
我真想上去和你们几个一起
I just wish I was up there with you guys.
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