巅峰拍档（2002）

Top Gear S23E06

Part 4 May 28, 2021, 12:23 p.m.

他可能是二十或者三十岁的我吧
So what kind of fates befall him in this series?
那么他这季里会遇到什么呢
It's more what he does to other people in this series.
他在这季里会和其他人擦出更多的火花
He accidentally ruins the career of a gay vicar,
他在这季里不小心毁掉了一个同性恋牧师的职业生涯
he sets fire to an American flag
他当着一个美国大使的面
in front of an American embassy.
把美国国旗点着了
No offence, Patrick. No, no, none taken.
绝无冒犯没事我没想多
He accidentally watches a middle-aged lady have a poo.
他一不小心看到了一个大妈拉粑粑
OK. It's good family fun, Chris.
好吧不错的家庭喜剧呢
Not based on your life whatsoever.
完全不是根据你的生活改编的
Actually, that bit is!
准确的说这段是的
Shall I say that? I should say that.
我该说么我还是说了吧
I was up in my parents' loft when I was a kid
我小时候住在家里面的阁楼上
and they were having a party
有一天他们在开派对
and I realised there was a hole through into the toilet,
我突然想起阁楼上有个洞能看到厕所
and I thought...
于是我想应该
I thought hijinks.
能看到羞羞的事
I'll have a look, and a lady came in and had a poo.
于是我睁眼一看一个阿姨走进来甩了一个大条
To this day she doesn't know.
到现在她还不知道呢
Now she does.
现在她知道了
Really sorry, Karen.
真的不好意思凯阿姨
Now...
嗯
.. Jenkins.
凯伦金肯阿姨
All right. Cars, boys. Cars.
好啦说说车吧亲们
Oh, yeah.
好吧
First cars.
第一台车
OK, Greg, I've got to warn you
格雷格我先提醒你啊
Patrick's very much into his cars.
帕特里克可是很爱车的人啊
Patrick, your first car, please.
帕特里克你的第一台车是什么
It was a 1963 356 Porsche Convertible.
那是一台1963年的保时捷356敞篷
Look at this!
看啊
If that is your first car,
如果这是你的第一台车
don't tell me your first pet was a unicorn
别告诉我你的第一个宠是独角兽
and your first girlfriend was a supermodel. No.
第一个妹子是个超模没有啦
I did a movie called Can't Buy Me Love,
我当时拍了一部电影叫做爱是非卖♥♥品
and my entire pay cheque went to purchase that car.
我把我的所有工资都拿来买♥♥这台车了
It was the dream car to have.
这是我的梦想之车啊
That was your first pay cheque?
这是你拿的第一份工资么
My first pay cheque, and that was it.
是啊这就是我的第一份工资
- My first job was stacking peat.
我的第一份工作是挖煤灰
I got £5 an hour.
一小时5英镑
So that's how I bought my first car. Sorry, carry on.
所以这就是我怎么买♥♥到我的第一台车的抱歉请继续
I still have the car today.
这车我现在还留着呢
Well, that's the thing.
各位关键在这里
He still has the car today!
他到现在都把这车留着呢
Look at that. That's one of the coolest photographs I've ever seen.
看啊这是我见过的最酷的一张照片了
I don't have a gay bone in my body, but...
虽然我不搞基但是
I'm just saying.
我就这么一说嗯
What do you think?
你怎么想的
Oh, I'm in.
我入伙了
And I'm sure Patrick...
我很确定帕特里克
Patrick will be delighted(!) Yes!
帕特里克会很高兴的是啊
But, seriously, the coolest first car ever.
但是说句实话啊这是最炫酷的第一台车
The fact you've still got it is brilliant. Yeah, I love the car.
而且现在还拥有它是啊我爱上它了
It's fun to drive and just incredibly reliable.
它开起来非常有乐趣非常可靠
So, Greg.
格雷格你呢
It's awful!
太糟糕了
Greg, your first car, please.
格雷格你的第一台车是什么
It was, um... lovely.
嗯好吧
I'd been working digging peat.
你知道我当时在挖煤灰啊
I'd earned £15
我攒了15镑
and I thought I'll treat myself to a lovely Renault 18.
我想该奖励自己台可爱的雷诺18了
Perfect! Let's have a look.
不错哦我们瞅一眼
Look at that.
看啊
A Renault 18, baby.
一台雷诺18哦亲
I can't remember how much I paid for it,
我都忘了我买♥♥这车花了多少钱了
but I know that I bought it
但我记得我买♥♥了之后
I drove it to a garage
找了家修理厂
cos I think it needed a tyre change or something.
觉得这车要换轮胎之类的了
And I left it with him and
我把车扔给小工
when I went back, the guy went...
转了一圈回来之后
He put his hand on me and went,
小工拉着我的手说
"Don't drive this back to London.
千万别把这车开回伦敦
"You can't! It's dangerous!"
千万别这太危险了
That was the first day I owned it.
这就是我买♥♥车第一天的事情
OK, so... best first car.
嗯最好的第一台车
Let's hear it for -- please-- Greg Davies' Renault 18.
让我们来听听是格雷格·戴维斯的雷诺18
Come on!
给力啊
Or Patrick Dempsey's 1963
还是帕特里克·德姆西现在还拥有着的
Porsche 356 -- which he still owns!
1963款保时捷356
Sorry.
抱歉
100% fair fight.
真是一场公平的对抗
But I fear it's only going to get worse.
不过我恐怕接下来更糟
So, Patrick, best car ever?
那么帕特里克最好的车
I think the RSR is probably the best one. OK.
我觉得是RSR 好的
So the Porsche 911 RSR. Here we go.
保时捷911RSR 我们看一下
Greg!
格雷格
This is the car that you race, the competition car.
这是你参加比赛的车是一辆赛车啊
This is the car that we won in Japan in the WEC,
我就是用这辆车在日本赢得了一场WEC
which is the World Endurance Championship,
也就是世界耐力锦标赛
and were on the podium at Le Mans last year.
而且还在去年勒芒登上了领奖台
That's worth a round of applause.
此处需要掌声
Second on the podium at Le Mans.
在勒芒获得第二名
OK. Greg.
好吧格雷格
Congratulations(!)
恭喜你啊
So... best car ever against the 911 RSR?
你选择用哪辆车来对阵911RSR
My best ever car -- and I'm so sorry about this, Patrick --
我开过最好的车不好意思了帕特里克
was a 1972 VW Camper van.
是一辆1972年的大众露营车
So, come on -- where, why, when, how?
说说其中的故事吧
I think it was sort of in the early '90s I had it,
我记得应该是在90年代买♥♥的它
and it's by far the most fun I've ever had in a vehicle.
我在这辆车里渡过的快乐时光是最多的
I mean, we're all better than that, mate.
我的意思是在这车里面干那事多舒服
No, no, we're not.
不不不其实不是
There's a lot of people smiling here -- you've got them glowing.
很多人都笑了你让观众都容光焕发了
This is great. I stand by it.
非常好我赞同
OK, so let's hear it. Best car ever.
那么我们来听听观众觉得哪辆车更好
Let's hear it, first of all,
是帕特里克·德姆西的
for Patrick Dempsey's 911 RSR.
保时捷911RSR
I think you might have this...
我觉得你可能会赢
Let's hear it for Greg Davies' 1972 VW Camper!
还是格雷格·戴维斯的大众露营车
So let's talk about driving, shall we?
我们还是来聊聊开车吧怎么样
I see no reason why I won't win this lap(!)
我找不到任何理由我会输给他
It was tough, though. Patrick, how was it out there?
确实挺难的帕特里克你觉得怎么样
It was wet and muddy and a lot of fun.
很潮湿泥巴也多很好玩
It was great to be here.
我玩得很开心
OK, how was it for you, Greg?
你觉得呢格雷格
I mean, it was horrific.
我想说很可怕
I was a fat giraffe forced into a tiny car
就像把一只肥长颈鹿塞到了一辆小车里
and I drove as fast as I could,
我已经尽力开得最快了
but I suspect that was incredibly slow.
但是我感觉成绩会相当慢
Would you like to see the laps? Yes!
大家想不想看看他们的表现想
Greg's first, I think. Here we go.
我记得先是格雷格开始吧
On the line.
准备出发
Greg Davies, a big man in our not-so-very-big Rallycross car.
格雷格·戴维斯一个塞进小小拉力赛车中的大个子
I mean, I'm extra weight.
我想说我体重很大
The others should be given a handicap.
应该给其他人增加点难度
Stop whingeing. Doesn't work like that, Greg, I'm afraid.
别抱怨了格雷格这样根本没用
At least the tarmac's dry.
至少柏油路是干的
But we're going off-road for the first time and...
马上就进入第一段越野赛道了
The mud is the best bit.
泥路才是最棒的部分
OK, this should be a water splash