黄金女郎（1985）

The Golden Girls S07E20

Part 2 Sept. 22, 2023, 10:06 a.m.

关上灯
turn out the lights,
等待上帝的声音
and wait for the voices.
布兰琪来了
Blanche has entered the room.
桃乐茜桃乐茜过来一下
Dorothy. Dorothy, come here a minute.
听着这里发生了很奇怪的事
Listen, something very strange is going on here.
你能站起来去别的地方吗?
Uh, would you get up and go somewhere else, please?
抱歉我们坐这儿吧
Excuse us, please. Sit down here.
去去别的地方
Go, go somewhere.
我不明白但这些人都不正常
I don't understand this, but these men are acting crazy.
还用你说？
You're telling me?
自从我不再去看午夜场的《哈洛与慕德》之后
I haven't been hit on like this since I stopped hanging out
1971年电影讲述了一对忘年交的朋友的故事
我还没被人这样搭讪过
at the midnight show of Harold and Maude.
你是说男人对你有意思?
You mean, men are comin' on to you?
是的
Yeah.
有个人告诉我他认为皱纹很性感
One guy told me he thought wrinkles were sexy.
我带他去了车♥库♥
I took him out to the garage
在那里他可以在荧光灯下仔细看
where he could see me under the fluorescents.
我跟你说这次满月让人不正常
I'm telling you, this full moon is making people crazy.
妈听着我不是故意要否定你说的满月的这些胡话
Oh, Ma, look, I don't mean to poo-poo your whole moon thing,
但就是不信
but poo-poo.
不桃乐茜这里真的发生了一些事情
No, Dorothy. There really is somethin' going on here.
我是说看看那些男人都围着你转
Well, I mean, just look how the men are all flocking around you
完全无视我
and totally ignoring me.
这是……这世道都乱套了
It's... It's nature gone loco.
等一下这并没有那么荒谬
Wait a minute. That's not so ridiculous.
桃乐茜有她自己的魅力
Dorothy has her own allure.
她的自信
She's confident.
男人会被自信的女人吸引
Men are attracted to a confident woman.
天啊我总是憋不住笑出来
Oh, God, I can never keep a straight face.
索菲亚这是很严肃的事
Sophia, this is serious.
今晚应该是我一生中最浪漫的夜晚之一
Tonight is supposed to be one of the most romantic nights of my life.
你觉得只有你有问题?
You think you've got problems?
我得吻一个傻瓜才能把桃乐茜从诅咒中解救出来
I have to kiss a fool to save Dorothy from the curse.
所以你为什么不亲亲萝丝把这事了结了?
So why don't you just kiss Rose and get it over with?
严格来说萝丝不是个傻瓜
Technically, Rose isn't a fool.
她是个呆子
She's a simpleton.
有什么区别?
What's the difference?
我该怎么解释呢?
How can I explain it?
傻瓜会看艾比的咨♥询♥专栏
Fools read "Dear Abby."
即Ann Landers和Abigail Van Buren
两人是双胞胎但同在报纸上做咨♥询♥专栏作家变成竞争对手
导致两人不和
呆子会看安·兰德斯的专栏这俩区分很明确的
Simpletons read Ann Landers. It's a fine line.
事实上我很累
Actually, I'm very tired.
我昨晚梦见我是一个汽车消声器
I dreamed all last night that I was a car muffler,
今天早上醒来的时候我已经筋疲力尽了
and when I woke up this morning, I was exhausted.
真是太厉害了你是怎么想到这些的?
That's brilliant. How do you come up with these?
大部分都是我小时候学的
Oh, I learned most of them as a child.
但它们在今天仍然非常重要
But they're still very relevant today.
是的
Yeah.
哦迈尔斯来了失陪
Oh, here's Miles. Excuse me.
你好亲爱的
Hello, honey.
过来我们可以谈谈
Come on out here where we can talk.
打扰下迈尔斯是谁?
Excuse me. Who's Miles?
她的男朋友
Her boyfriend.
她有男朋友了?哎呀
She has a boyfriend? Shoot.
每次我遇到一个聪明的女孩她都已经有男朋友了
Every time I meet a smart girl, she's already taken.
等一下你觉得她很聪明?
Wait a minute. You think she's smart?
-是啊 -我的天
Well, yeah. Hot damn!
嗨布兰琪我坐在家里自怨自艾的
Hi, Blanche. I was sitting home feeling sorry for myself,
所以我想冒点险就自己过来了
so I thought I'd do some risk taking and invite myself over.
我来了完全不堪一击
Here I am. Totally vulnerable.
抓住了机会我为自己感到骄傲
Taking a chance. I am so proud of me.
你知道那会让以前的我崩溃的
You know, that would have devastated the old me.
但是新的我呢?
But the new me?
这只是不值一提的伤害你知道为什么吗?
Just an emotional owie. And do you know why?
因为我喜欢我自己
Because I like myself.
新的我开始被人按喇叭打发走了
The new me is starting to get honked off.
听着我又孤单又害怕而你在开派对
Look, I'm lonely and scared, and you're having a party.
我到底能不能进来?
Can I come in or not?
听着卡萝尔现在我要实话实说了
Look, Carol, now I am going to be honest here.
我煞费苦心地列了这份宾客名单
I took great pains with this guest list,
坦白说这里只容得下一位年轻漂亮的女性
and frankly, there is room here for only one young, attractive female.
我已经在最后一刻赶到了
Oh, then I just got in under the wire.
天啊看那闪亮的大圆球
Boy, look at that great, shining orb.
你知道很难相信
You know, it's hard to believe
它已经在那里挂了几百万年了
it's been hanging there for millions of years,
早在人类出现之前
long before man even came to be.
控制潮汐影响天气
Controls the tides, affects the weather.
如果没有月球地球将是一个贫瘠、停滞、
Without the moon, the Earth would be a barren, stagnant,
不适合居住的星球萝丝
uninhabitable planet, Rose.
它赋予生命萝丝
It gives life, Rose.
你知道那是一块大石头
It's a big rock, you know.
是啊是啊我想是吧
Yeah, yeah, I--I suppose it is.
但是满月萝丝让我觉得很兴奋
But a full moon, Rose, makes me feel frisky.
让我想做一些我从未做过的事
Makes me want to do something I've never done before.
比如什么?
Like what?
来吧萝丝你也来吧
Come on, Rose, you do it, too.
嗯…哦别这样
Well... Oh, come on.
你看到了什么?
You see?
玩得开心不需要钱
You don't need money to have fun.
我爱你迈尔斯
Oh, I love you, Miles.
我也爱你萝丝
I love you, too, Rose.
迈尔斯你有没有
Miles, have you ever
想过我们结婚的事吗?
thought about us getting married?
嗯,嗯…当然最终会的
Uh, well... Well, sure, eventually.
等我存一点钱
As soon as I put a little money away.
怎么
What?
你又觉得我小气了吗?
You think I'm being cheap again, huh?
我不是萝丝
I'm not, Rose.
我只想把事情做好
I just want to do things right.
你知道美好的蜜月是很昂贵的
You know, a nice honeymoon is expensive.
你知道我想去哪里吗?
You know where I want to go?
-哪里? -巴黎
Where? Paris.
萝丝你知道去德州巴黎的往返汽车票多少钱吗?
Rose, you know what round-trip bus tickets to Paris, Texas cost?
我是说法国巴黎
I mean Paris, France.
法国?
France?
萝丝你不会想去法国
Rose, you don't want to go to France.
他们有丰富的食物
They got all that rich food,
到处都是鸽子还有那陈腐的音乐
pigeons everywhere, that corny music.
不先听我说
No. Listen to me.
先去德州巴黎吧
See America first.
我很抱歉你这么想
I'm sorry you feel that way.
因为我刚赢了一场比赛
Because I just won a contest,
奖品是价值1.5万美元的巴黎蜜月旅行
and the prize was a honeymoon trip to Paris worth $15,000.
1.5…法国万岁!噢啦啦 !
15... Vive la France! Oh-la-la!
-嘿我们要去巴黎了! -什么？
Hey, we're going to Paris! What?
你还不明白吗萝丝
Oh, well, don't you see, Rose,
我们刚刚在谈结婚的事
that we were just talking about getting married,
如果我们现在就结婚就可以去法国巴黎?
and if we do it now, we can go to Paris, France?
我们可以用原本花在车票上的钱去外面吃饭
And we can use that money
we would've blown on the bus tickets to eat out.
哦这里面都包含了
Oh, they pay for everything.
他们……多棒的奖品啊?
They... What a prize, eh?
我们走吧萝丝
Let's go for it, Rose.
不等一下等一下
Oh, no, wait--wait a minute.
我们不是因为这个奖品才结婚的吧?
We're not just getting married because of the contest, are we?
哦不不哦亲爱的不
Oh, no, no. Oh, sweetheart, no.
我娶你是因为我爱你
I'm marrying you because I love you.
我是说奖品是我收到过最大的
I mean, the prize is just the biggest,
最好的圣诞礼物
best Christmas present I ever got.
好吧好吧就这样我们结婚吧