瑞克和莫蒂（2013）

Rick and Morty S03E10

Part 5 Oct. 6, 2020, 11:52 a.m.

Yes!
对
Which is not to say that, subjectively, it wasn’t funny.
我不是说我主观上觉得你这招不好笑
Are you going to stay?
你要留在这儿吗
There’s infinite timelines, Morty.
有无数条时间线 Morty
Why would I stay in the one where I trashed the White House,
我为什么还要待在这里我在这儿把白宫闹了个底朝天
became an enemy of America
变成了美国公敌
and the lowest-status character in my idiot family?
还成了我的呆子家庭里地位最底下的人
Because of the fart?
为了那个屁可以吗
There’s still some rubble over there.
那儿还有点碎砖块
I don’t think you’ve ever understood
我认为你从没弄明白
what “Secretary of the Interior” means!
内务部长到底是干什么的
Hi, Mr. President. I’m Rick Sanchez,
嗨总统先生我是Rick Sanchez
but not the one that did this.
但不是这次捣乱的那个
We Ricks travel the infinite and switch places with each other
我们Rick游历于无穷宇宙中而且会和彼此交换位置
like hermit crabs, I think.
就像寄居蟹我觉得
I’m Fly Fishing Rick.
我是飞钓Rick
You can distinguish me from the Rick
您可以把我
that you had a falling-out with
和那个跟您打了一架的Rick区分开来
by my fly-fishing enthusiasm and accompanying hat.
通过我对飞钓的热爱和我戴的帽子
I hope I can be of service
我希望我能出一份力
if, uh, you ever find the planet to be in danger.
如果呃你发现这颗星球处于危险中的话
Friends?
交个朋友
Sounds good to me.
听起来不错
Kids, dinner!
孩子们晚餐来了
I got Panda Express!
我点了熊猫中餐外卖♥♥
Did you get sugar chicken?
你买♥♥了香甜鸡吗
That’s kind of the only thing they have.
他们差不多只有这个吧
I love Panda E! Thanks, Mom!
我爱熊猫中餐外卖♥♥ 多谢老妈
I’m hoping to get a piece of your sugar chicken later.
我希望待会儿能尝尝你的香甜鸡
[ Laughs] STop it.
讨厌
Here’s your [burps] stupid hat, dipshit.
给你的脑残帽子傻♥逼♥
Dad, you can’t talk to Jerry that way anymore.
爸你不能再那样和Jerry说话了
We’re a real family now.
我们现在是个真正的家庭了
In many ways, things will be like Season 1
从很多意义上来讲事情会变得和第一季一样
but more streamlined.
但是更精简流畅
Now Jerry and I are happily married parents,
现在Jerry和我是幸福的已婚父母
and the idea that I was motivated
还有我因为对你离开的恐惧而激发的想法
by a fear of you leaving can be eschewed.
都烟消云散了
Eschewed? You’ve never used that word.
烟消云散你从来没用过这个词
Maybe you are a clone.
可能你真是个克隆人
[ Laughs] lit’s not like Rick would tell us.
Rick又不会告诉我们
Ooh-wee! What a season!
噢咦真是精彩的一季
Sorry I never showed up, but I got married.
不好意思我再没出场但是我结婚了
I had a baby.
有了小孩儿
I went back to school and got my G-E-E-E-D.
我回到了学校拿到了我的高中同等学学学历
What did you do while you were waiting?
你在等待的时候做了什么呢
Hopefully you didn’t just fuck around and waste your life.
希望你不只是到处乱搞浪费生命
Ooh-wee!
噢咦
See you for Season 4 in, like, a really long time!
第四季见大概要很长的时间
I might even have a big white Santa Claus beard
我可能会长出圣诞老人那样的大白胡子
and -- and -- and a --
还有还有还有一
and a couple of grandkids
还有一群孙子
and all that kind of stuff.
之类之类的
See you -- See you then!
我也不知道什么时间能见先再见吧