糟糕历史（2009）
Horrible Histories S04E10
Part 6
Jan. 3, 2021, 1:01 p.m.
新教♥徒♥说我的统治*
*The Protestants were saying
让他们感觉很糟糕*
*That my ruling made them sick
因为每当祈祷时*
*Cos when it came to praying
我还是信奉天主教*
*My tastes were Catholic
他们起义反抗 挑战我的威严*
*They revolted, challenged me
激起我的怒火*
*Fuelled my great desire
三百人绑上柱子*
*To tie 300 to a stake
一点火 都清净了*
*Light touch paper, then retire
我就是玛丽一世*
*Mary I, that's me
英格兰的血腥女王*
*Called the Bloody Queen of England
并非我原意*
*Not what I intended tried to be
本心是好的*
*Good, you see
但是历史对我的记忆*
*But history only remembers
只是我是个灾星*
*I was a catastrophe
嫁给西班牙腓力王*
*Married Philip, King of Spain
他却把我抛弃*
*Who then left me
英格兰讨厌我丈夫*
*England thought he was a pain
很有道理*
*Especially
因为他叫我出兵征伐法兰西*
*Cos he told me to attack France with troops
法军入侵加来 失掉了领地*
*And when the French advanced we lost Calais - oops!
[法国北部港市]
我统治下 阴雨连绵*
*Throughout my reign it rained and rained
穷♥人♥生活 难上加难*
*It poured upon the poor
没了收成 食物不见*
*The harvest failed no food remained
一场流感 又死大♥片♥*
*And flu killed many more
烧死新教♥徒♥ 嫁给大傻瓜*
*Burned protestants and wed a fool
导致军队吃败仗*
*Led armies to defeat
又烧新教♥徒♥ 我的统治啊*
*Burned more Prots, I'd say my rule
短暂并且不辉煌*
*Was short but not that sweet
没有子嗣 任命异母妹妹*
*I had no kids, named half-sis Liz
[亨利八世和第二任妻子安妮·博林独女 即伊丽莎白一世]
伊丽莎白来即位*
*As big Queen Bess to be
只要她像我一样*
*So long as she would rule the land
皈依天主教教会*
*As a Catholic Queen like me
[伊丽莎白表面虽昄依 但内心仍是新教♥徒♥]
小莉斯不听话*
*Lizzie didn't listen
她让英格兰信新教*
*She made the country Protestant
所以我的功绩*
*Meaning my legacy
都被清零*
*Was ruined, see
一切一切的努力*
*Everything I tried to achieve
全部消逝无踪迹*
*Went down the Swanee
老实说 有点丢人啊
Bit embarrassing, really.
夸张故事 残暴行为*
*Tall tales, atrocious acts
我们有最吓人的真♥相♥*
*We gave you all the fearsome facts
如果你喜欢本期节目 就来一起玩吧
If you enjoyed that, why not come and play?
登录CBBC网站
Go to the CBBC Website and
点击"糟糕历史" 回见
click on Horrible Histories. See you there!
历史不再是个谜*
*The past is no longer a mystery
但愿你喜欢糟糕历史*
*Hope you enjoyed Horrible Histories
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