糟糕历史（2009）

Horrible Histories S04E02

Part 6 Jan. 3, 2021, 12:59 p.m.

He certainly knew how to entertain people.
请尽情享用大使阁下
Well, do tuck in, Mr Ambassador.
[意大利大使信奉天主教习惯餐前祈祷]
-不是要先祈祷吗 -对
- Are you not going to say grace first? - Yeah.
宴会开始
Party on.
-阿门 -用餐愉快
- Amen? - Big time.
是不是应该先等其他的客人入座
Shouldn't we wait for your other guests to sit down first?
其他客人
Other guests?
他们啊不不他们不是客人
Oh, them. No, no, no. They're not guests.
你看平民们无意冒犯
You see, the common man, no offence,
可以在每周一三五来看我
is allowed to come and watch me, their fabulous king,
他们无与伦比的国王进餐
eat his din-dins on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.
就像公开真人秀
It's a sort of public performance.
真实的斯图亚特传统
或许我应该周二或周四再来
Well, maybe I'll come back Tuesday or the Thursday.
不不不用
No, no, no, no.
你们不介意对吗
You don't mind, do you?
看吧现在好好享用吧老朋友
See. Now tuck in, old boy.
这个季节意大利什么样
How is Italy at this time of year?
南部非常漂亮
Well, the area down south is very nice. Er...
怎么了
Problem?
我觉得他们靠近了一点
I think they are moving closer.
我觉得没有
I sincerely doubt it.
你刚说到海滩了
Now, you were saying about the beaches.
是的在卡拉布利亚
Yes, the area of Calabria,
那里是
well, it is...
我非常确定他们靠近了
No, I am sure they are moving closer.
-有绳子呢 -也许他们把绳子也移近了
- There's a rope. - Maybe they are moving the rope closer.
你真是异想天开
You and your impossible theory.
现在老伙计跟我说说卡拉布利亚
Now, come on, old sausage, tell me all about Calabria.
好吧这个地区很小而且
Yes, well, it is very small region and, er...
不他们绝对靠近了
No, they're definitely moving closer.
好吧只有一种解决办法了
OK. There's only one way to sort this out.
你们靠近了吗
Are you lot moving any closer?
看到了吧
See.
我不希望再听到毫无根据的指责
Now, I'll have no more of these groundless accusations...
平民真的曾偷过甜点
太荒唐了
This is ridiculous.
不不别走我讨厌一个人进餐
Oh, no, no, no. Don't go, you know I hate eating alone.
一个人的派对查理
Party for one, Charlie?
看起来是这样的老兄
Looks that way, old boy.
看起来是这样
Looks that way.
夸张故事残暴行为*
*Tall tales, atrocious acts,
我们有最吓人的真♥相♥*
*we gave you all the fearsome facts
如果你喜欢本期节目为何不来一起玩
If you enjoyed that, why not come and play?
登录CBBC官网点击"糟糕历史"
Go to the CBBC website and click on Horrible Histories.
期待你的光临
See you there!
历史不再是个谜*
*The past is no longer a mystery
但愿你喜欢糟糕历史*
*Hope you enjoyed Horrible Histories