糟糕历史（2009）

Horrible Histories S04E07

Part 2 Jan. 3, 2021, 1 p.m.

我不能
I cannot.
我可以托您上马
I can give you a bunk up if you...
不是上不了马不是因为我个矮
No, it is not because I am short.
是因为那个
It is... Well...
一堆一堆什么
Piles? Piles of what?
[Piles有一堆的意思也有痔疮的意思]
拿破仑的确有痔疮
我的小屁屁有难言之隐非常疼
Look, I have a problem with my bum bum, very painful.
如果我坐上马会痛不欲生
If I sit on my horse, it will be agony.
所以他不能骑马
说实话我得去躺会儿了
In fact, I think I am going to have to have a lie down.
但是将军没有你的天才策略的话
But, sir, without your tactical brilliance,
我们会被轻易击败的
we will be easily defeated.
普鲁士军队正在攻击我们的后方
The Prussians are attacking our rear.
你一定要提"后方"吗
Must you mention rear!
滑铁卢
Waterloo!
故事讲述了一位伟大军事领导的职业生涯
The story of how a great military leader's career
如何走到了末端
came to an end.
请不要跟我提起"末端"
Oh, please don't mention ends.
全因为那疼痛的屁♥股♥
Thanks to a sore bottom.
而且绝对不要说"屁♥股♥"
And definitely do not mention bottoms.
在布鲁塞尔附近的泥地战场上映
Coming to a muddy field near Brussels,
1815年6月18日周日放映
on Sunday 18th June, 1815.
电影有多长
How long is the film?
大约三小时吧
About three hours.
-三小时 -是的
- Three hours? - Yeah.
我肯定坚持不了坐那么久的
I'm never going to be able to sit through that.
滑铁卢
疼死了疼死了疼死了
The pain, the pain, the pain.
邪恶的维多利亚时代
对我们这些富裕的维多利亚人来说
To us well-to-do Victorians,
紧跟时尚百变的脚步
it really was very important
是非常重要的
to keep up with the ever-changing fashions.
日安
Good day!
我不得不说格特鲁德
Well, I must say, Gertrude,
你气色不错
you're looking most well.
谢谢亲爱的你看起来宽得不正常
Thank you, my dear, and you are looking unnaturally wide.
谢了
Thank you.
说真的你这曲线凹凸得很奇怪
In fact, you're looking very weirdly shaped indeed.
格特鲁德你真是个乡巴佬
Oh, Gertrude, you are such a country bumpkin.
这就是这裙子的剪裁
It's just the cut of the dress.
这可是维多利亚时代的顶级时尚
It's the very height of Victorian fashion.
-真的吗 -当然了
- Seriously? - Absolutely.
用条束腹把腰上能收多紧收多紧
Pulled in as tight as possible at the waist, with a corset,
在下身敢穿多宽穿多宽
and then worn as wide as you dare at the bottom,
以凸显女性的曲线美
to accentuate one's womanly curves.
我懂了这真是非常...不错
I see. Well, it's very... Yes.
我们要不要坐下放松一下
Shall we make ourselves comfortable?
这可能有点困难
Well, that might be tricky.
天啊你的仆人好像不小心
My dear, your staff appear to have accidentally placed
把你所有的家具放在同一间房♥间里了
all of your furniture into one room.
很傻很天真的格特鲁德啊
Oh, silly, silly Gertrude.
你又给你自己丢人了亲爱的
You're showing yourself up again, dear.
自家拥有的花哨家具越多
The more fancy furniture you have,
可以在上面展示的漂亮东西就越多
the more lovely things you can display on them.
为什么要这样呢
Whatever for?
当然是来炫耀你有多富裕了
To show off how rich you are, of course.
他们真的这么做
比如说这个美丽的花瓶吧
Take this beautiful vase for example.
我想这就是为时尚付出的代价吧
Oh! Well, I suppose that's the high price of fashion.
至少没把我这无价的16世纪花瓶给摔了
At least, I didn't break my priceless 16th century vase.
格特鲁德我觉得天旋地转的
Ooh, Gertrude, I am feeling terribly faint.
我的天啊
Oh, my dear.
这束腹太紧了真的太紧了
This corset is very tight, it's very tight indeed. Ooh.
过紧束腹可使维多利亚人晕倒
好吧我喜欢你房♥间的布置
Well, I love what you've done with the place.
真假辨析
Ture or False
在维多利亚时期
In Vioctorian times,
女性穿着使用骨头制成的束腹
women wore corsets made out of bones
这是真的
It's true!
鲸鱼骨曾用于制♥作♥束腹
whale bones were used to make corsets
用来挤压女性腰部
which would squeeze women's waists
常常引起严重损伤
and often cause serious injury
是的在维多利亚时期
Yes, they didn't always think things
他们不是总三思而后行的
through in Victorian times.
不靠谱发明84号♥ 贝塞麦号♥
Dodgy Inventions, No.84, The Bessemer
亨利·贝塞麦爵士是伟大的维多利亚发明家
Sir Henry Bessemer was a great Victorian inventor,
他曾经晕船非常严重
who used to get horribly seasick.
我好晕啊我觉得我要吐了
I feel dizzy. I think I'm going to be sick.
别挡路
Gangway!
所以他决定发明一艘特殊的船
So he decided to invent a special ship
一艘不会让人晕船的船
that wouldn't make anyone seasick.
他将这条船叫作贝塞麦号♥
He called his ship The Bessemer.
维多利亚时报
新式船只的故事
1875年建造船上配备优质机器
Built in 1875, it was fitted with a remarkable machine,
使甲板在航行时保持平衡
which made the deck stay perfectly level during the voyage,
无论海面多么波浪颠簸
no matter how much the sea went up and down.
太棒了这实在是太棒了
That is marvellous! Simply marvellous!
在贝塞麦号♥从英国至法国的处♥女♥航中
On The Bessemer's maiden crossing from Britain to France,
旅程十分平缓没有人晕船
the journey was so smooth that nobody felt sick.
这是巨大的成功
It was an immense success,
但仅有一个小问题
but there was just one small problem.
亨利花太多心思在他的抗晕船引擎上
Henry had paid more attention to his anti-sickness engine,
却忽略了船舵
than to the steering.
这艘船几乎无法转弯
The ship was almost impossible to turn.
船只抵达法国时伴随着一声巨响
It arrived in France with a loud...
直接撞进加莱的码头
Smashing right into the pier at Calais.
加莱欢迎你
我好晕啊好像又要吐了
I feel dizzy, I think I'm going to be sick again.
拿抹布和桶来麻烦了
Uh, bring a mop and bucket s'il vous plait. Ooh.
腐朽古罗马
罗马君主的私人安保人员
The Emperor of Rome's personal security
被称为禁卫军
was called the Praetorian Guard,
但在保卫皇帝安全问题上
but they couldn't always be trusted
他们并不是一直那么可靠
to keep him safe.
禁卫军们我们要誓死保护皇帝的安全
Praetorian Guards, we are sworn to keep the Emperor safe
禁卫军总部公元69年
皇帝必须安全
and safe he shall stay.
-明白了吗 -呼哈
- Is that clear? - Hoo haa!
我没听见你"呼哈"
I didn't get a hoo haa from you.
-呼哈 -这还差不多
- Hoo Haa. - That's better.
去年非常糟糕
Last year was a very bad year,
尼禄皇帝在我们眼皮下死了
Emperor Nero died on our watch.
尼禄皇帝于公元68年被刺杀
但过去的就让它过去吧
But that's in the past.
今年我们要重新开始像白纸般清白
This year we start again, clean sheet,
还是应该说像白袍般清白
or should I say clean toga, ha, ha.
开个玩笑都别笑了
That was a joke, calm down.
不许再死皇帝了你们懂了吗
No more dead emperors, are you with me?
呼哈
Hoo haa!
呼哈抱歉
Hoo haa, sorry.
加尔巴万岁他是今年登基的皇帝
Hail Galba, Emperor of Rome this year
将会统治罗马很多年
and for many years to come.
加尔巴万岁
Hail Galba!
-呼哈 -这次不用呼哈
- Hoo Haa. - Not this time!
稍微改动下计划就像我之前说的那样
Right, slight change of plan, exactly what I said before,
保护君主
protect the Emperor.
罗马皇帝奥托万岁
Hail Otto, Emperor of Rome.
奥托万岁
Hail Otto!
等等我记得你说皇帝的名字是加尔巴
Hang on, I thought you said the Emperor's name was Galba.
的确是但他被杀了
It was, but he's been killed.
我记得你说不会再死皇帝了
I thought you said no more dead emperors.
从现在起才开始算数
Starting from now.
等等我们不用为加尔巴的死亡复仇吗
Hang on, shouldn't we be avenging Galba's death?
不用了就是我们禁卫军杀的他
Well, not so much. It was us Praetorians what killed him.
有点丢人但是让我们向前看吧