糟糕历史（2009）

Horrible Histories S04E07

Part 6 Jan. 3, 2021, 1 p.m.

It is poo! In the Middle Ages,
厕所里的粪便直接倾倒进地底下的粪坑
toilets used to empty directly into a cesspit beneath,
当粪坑填满后
and when they were full,
我的工作就是清空粪坑所以叫掏粪工
my job was to empty them out, hence gong farmer.
做得好你听懂了吗并不是
Nice work, if you can get it. Not!
[nice work是做得好的意思直译是好工作]
因为掏粪不是好工作我懂了
Oh, because it's not, yeah. Yeah.
是的不是好工作
Nah, it's not.
总之有天我从厕所掉下去了
Anyway, uh, one day I fell through a toilet floor
然后在下面的粪坑里淹死了
and drowned in the cesspit beneath.
真奇怪没觉得这有什么好笑
Ooh, that's weird, don't seem to find that that funny.
肯定是我魔力渐失了
Must be losing my mojo.
我想这仅仅是你这个工种的
Well, I suppose it's just an occupational hazard
一种职业伤害吧对吧
in your line of work, isn't it?
这就是讽刺的地方那天我正好放假
That's the ironic thing, in fact, it was actually my day off.
我是从我自己的厕所里掉下去
I fell through my own toilet floor
溺死在我自己的粪便中
and drowned in my own gong.
你你
You du, you du...
-这才是高♥潮♥ -是啊
- There's the doozy. - Yeah.
我就知道会有爆点
I knew it'd come.
你知道吗在我最喜欢的愚蠢死法中
Do you know, in my list of favourite stupid deaths,
你这绝对是第二
that's got to be number two! Ha-ha!
[number two也是大便的委婉语]
因为和"第二"和"屎"押韵
Cos it rhymes with poo.
-这笑话挺有梗的 -多谢
- No, it's a clever joke. - Thanks a lot.
你可以去投胎了
You're through to the afterlife.
进门之后洗澡间在左边
The showers are on the left, just on your way in.
我可能是该洗洗
I could probably do with a bit of a, whoo!
废话当然得洗洗
Yeah, tell us about it.
-淋个浴吧 -你可以走了再见
- Bit of a spritz. Ooh. - All right, all right, off you pop. Bye!
看看他把地板弄得脏兮兮的
Look at the mess he's made on the floor there.
我还没有买♥♥拖把呢
Haven't got a mop either.
你不介意我把你头朝下
Um, listen, you wouldn't mind if I flipped you upside down
倒过来当拖把用用吧
and used you, would you?
我为你付出了那么多
Ooh, after all I've done for you.
她下季被我封♥杀♥了
She won't be with us next season.
下一位
Next!
死得傻呀死得傻*
*Stupid deaths, stupid deaths
下次不要到你家*
*Hope next time it's not you. Ho-hoo!
夸张故事残暴行为*
*Tall tales, atrocious acts,
我们有最吓人的真♥相♥*
*we gave you all the fearsome facts
如果你喜欢本期节目
If you enjoyed that,
欢迎来玩新时光旅行音乐游戏
why not play the new AD/BC Time Tour music game?
登录CBBC网站点击"糟糕历史"
Go to the CBBC Website and click on Horrible Histories.
开始吧
Rock on!
历史不再是个谜*
*The past is no longer a mystery
但愿你喜欢糟糕历史*
*Hope you enjoyed Horrible Histories