欢乐一家亲（1993）

Frasier S08E21

Part 6 Nov. 5, 2020, 11:23 a.m.

老爸能消停会儿吗我们这边在努力学习呢
I'm sorry. I'm just trying to raise Eddie's spirits.
抱歉我只是想让Eddie打起精神来
Today's that stupid doggy party he wasn't invited to.
今天就是那只蠢狗开派对的日子
You still on that?
你还在意着哪
Eddie's the heart and soul of thatx7fdoggy group.
Eddie可是那个狗集团的核心
We've been going to that park for years.
我们去那公园好几年了
Half of those people wouldn't even know each other if it wasn't for us.
要不是我们那里一半人都不会认识对方
Now they're down there drinking beer and swapping stories.
现在他们就在楼下喝酒胡侃
Look at him. It's just breaking Eddie's heart.
看哪 Eddie伤心坏了
Eddie's fine, Dad. Seems you're the one who feels left out.
Eddie没事老爸好像你才是觉得被抛弃的那个
I do not.
我才没有
And it just so happens that we've got plans for this afternoon anyway.
而且我们今天下午本来就有计划了
Big plans.
大计划
Hello?
喂
Oh, hi, Roger.
噢嗨 Roger
A party, huh? Well, no, I hadn't heard about it.
派对啊没我没听说过
Oh, really? Well, yeah, I guess we could come down. Sure.
是嘛好吧我们可以下来当然了
Okay. Yeah, well, uh, be right down. Bye.
好的嗯马上下来待会儿见
I knew it!
我就知道
The invite must have got lost in the mail.
邀请函肯定放错信箱了
Well, see you later, boys. It's party time!
再见了伙计们派对去咯
Forgot the dog. Come on, boy.
忘记狗了快来孩子
This is fun. It is.
真好玩是啊
You know, I think restaurants are like museums.
我觉得餐厅就像博物馆
Great food, like great art,
美味的食物就像伟大的艺术品
has the ability to both elevate and inspire.
能够进化并启迪人的心灵
Oh, I so agree.
我深有同感
But one must dine with a certain savoir-faire.
但一起用餐的对象一定要机智
You won't get much out of it if you're just some...
不然要是街上随便走进来的
...Philistine walking in off the streets.
一个俗人你可产生不了什么共鸣
Dude, fancy.
老兄很灵嘛
Hello, my good man. Reservation for Gardner.
你好啊先生 Gardner预约了的
Of course.
好的
This way, please.
请这边走
So, um...
那个呃
Would you order some wine for us? No.
你能帮我们点酒吗不能
Let's get something straight.
我们现在说清楚
If you get drunk, the evening is over.
要是你喝醉了我就走人
And if you fondle, massage or cup any portion of my body,
要是你抚弄按♥摩♥ 或是抱住我身体的任何部位
the evening is over. Got it?
我就走人明白吗
Man, you're like a total prude, huh?
靠你也太老古板了吧
Yes, I am.
没错我就是
Would any one of you like a drink? Yes.
你们谁要喝一杯吗有
The lady and I will have the Coca-Cola.
请给这位女士和我都来杯可口可乐
Yeah, make sure the lady has a lot of Jack Daniels in it.
嗯确保女士的那杯里有很多杰克丹尼尔威士忌
Never order for your date. It's cheesy.
别给你的对象点单太俗了
And the lady will have the filet.
请给这位女士一份菲力牛排
Well, a toast.
我们来干杯吧
To this moment, too long delayed and too quick to pass.
敬这一刻来得太迟又去得太快
Hey, you guys. Hi.
嘿这么巧嗨
Well, what are you doing here?
你怎么在这儿哪
We're having a date. Yes, what are you doing here?
我们在约会是啊你来这儿做什么呢
Oh, I'm looking for Kirby. It's his prom night.
我在找Kirby 今天是他的舞会夜
He left his camera at home.
他把相机落家里了
Kirby? Is here?
Kirby 在这里
Somewhere. He said you told him about this place.
对啊他说还是你告诉他这个地方的
Right, right, so I did. Uh...
没错没错我是说了呃
Oh, there he is. See you guys later.
噢他在那儿那待会儿见了
Listen, Lana, Lana, wait. You know, maybe I should, uh...
听着 Lana Lana 等等也许我呃
take the camera to the boy.
我来把相机给他吧
I mean, seeing you here will only embarrass him.
我是说你出现在这里只会让他尴尬
Oh, please. He's used to that.
拜托他已经习惯了
Besides, the one who should be embarrassed
再说尴尬的应该是
is that boy who's with his mother.
那个带着妈妈的小伙
Lana is such a great mom. She really cares about her kids.
Lana真是个伟大的母亲她很关心她的孩子
She sure does.
的确
What do you mean, she's with you?
她跟你一道的是什么意思
Will you excuse me a moment?
不好意思我失陪一会儿
Mom, would you cool out?
妈你能冷静点儿吗
How do you expect me to cool out when you're...?
你这样我怎么冷静
What are you, a hooker? What?
你是什么人妓♥女♥吗什么
You're a hooker? No, I'm not.
你是个妓♥女♥ 不我不是
She works for me. You're her pimp?
她为我工作你是她的皮条客
Is there a problem?
你们有什么问题吗
No, no, everything's just fine.
不完全没事
You know this tramp? Yes, I do.
你认识这个野女人是的我认识
Frasier! Look, I'm sorry!
Frasier 我很对不起
Lana, please, it's all innocent enough.
Lana 拜托他们完全不知情
I-I only did this in order to motivate the boy.
我我这么做只是为了激励这个孩子
By promising him sex? You promised him sex?
靠答应上♥床♥吗你答应了上♥床♥
You're getting sex? I did not promise him sex!
你能上♥床♥啦我没有答应上♥床♥
You are coming with me! Mom, I'm not going.
你跟我走妈我不走
Lana, let me explain.
Lana 听我解释
I set him up with Roz in exchange for his studying.
我撮合他跟Roz是为了他能认真学习
That's disgusting!
这太恶心了
It's no different than you promising me a date with Claire
这跟我教Kirby你就撮合我和Claire
in exchange for tutoring Kirby. Excuse me?
没什么区别啊你说什么
Claire...
Claire
You traded me like a commodity?
你把我像货物一样交易了
Oh, get off your high horse!
噢快别装清高了
You... you tutored me to get to her? Kirby...
你你教我就为了得到她 Kirby
I can't believe you used me, Lana.
不敢相信你这么利用我 Lana
Let's get a little perspective here. My son's here with a prostitute!
你们放尊重点好吗我儿子跟个妓♥女♥在一起
If you call me that one more time, lady...
你要是再敢这么叫我女士
Listen, sister, I'll call you whatever...
听着我想怎么叫你就怎么
What did you do, dangle me like bait?
你怎么敢拿我当诱饵
Who's the prostitute now? Who the hell are you?
现在谁才是妓♥女♥ 你♥他♥妈♥又是谁
Sit down! You said you cared about my education,
坐下你说关心我的学业
but you're just as big a liar as Richard M. Nixon,
结果你像我们第37任总统Richard M Nixon一样
our 37th president!
是个大骗子
I'm gonna have to ask you all to leave.
我必须请你们都离开了
Fine with me. Kirby, let's go.
没问题 Kirby 我们走
I'm not going anywhere. Well, I am.
我哪儿也不去我走了
No, no, no, stop it, everybody!
不不大家都等等
Fellow diners,
各位用餐者
if you will all bear with me for just a moment, please.
请再容忍♥我几分钟谢谢
Kirby, you are going to pass history,
Kirby 你会通过历史课
and you are going to graduate from high school.
你也会从高中顺利毕业
Roz, you are getting your Springsteen ticket.
Roz 你会拿到Springsteen的演唱会票
Lana, if there is anyone with whom your son could expect
Lana 如果你的儿子想要跟谁拥有一段
to have a thoroughly wholesome, innocent and chaste date, it is Roz Doyle.
完全健康的纯洁的约会那只有我们的Roz Doyle
Claire, the only reason Lana did what she did was out of love for her son.
Claire Lana这么做的唯一理由就是她爱她的儿子
And if I compromised my ethics,
而我违背了我的道德观
it was only because I found myself so... utterly beguiled by you.
也只是因为我是那样被你吸引
Frasier, you are a strange and charming man.
Frasier 你是个又奇怪又有魅力的男人
You have no idea.
你绝对意想不到
Hi, Lana, it's Frasier.
嗨 Lana 我是Frasier
Yeah, listen, I was hoping that I could...
那个明天我想
...maybe switch times with Kirby tomorrow.
换个时间教Kirby
Say, move it up to 4:00 just after school?
要不放学后4点马上开始吧
Great, great, good.
太好了好
Well, Claire and I have plans, you know.
Claire跟我自有计划
Yeah, I guess we are hitting it off.
嗯我们的确相处得不错
She said what about me?
她说我什么
You're joking.
你开玩笑吧
Oh, you are joking.
噢你是在开玩笑
What did she say about me?
她说我什么了
Really?
真的吗
Well...
这个嘛
I guess it just proves she's a sucker for sophistication, taste,
证明她就是喜欢有教养有品位的男士
and dare I say it, old world charm.