but until I sort this out, I may need a little more time before I'm...
可我觉得我需要点时间来理清这些
Absolutely. Say no more.
明白 不用多说了
We can easily postpone the weekend.
轻轻松松推迟周末就是了
Of course, if my theory is correct
话说回来 要是我的理论正确
and you are eating as a substitute for sex,
而你确实将性♥欲♥转为食欲
then you're taking a terrible risk.
那你可就危险了
I know, huh?
我知道了
I love you, Niles.
我爱你 Niles
I love you too.
我也爱你
Roz, you know, if you really wanna do a kid's book,
Roz 我觉得吧 如果你想写儿童书
you ought to write one about Eddie.
你应该写写Eddie
I'd buy one about Eddie.
我会买♥♥关于Eddie的书的
Thanks, but I already have an idea.
谢谢 不过我已经有想法了
Besides, if I was gonna use a dog, I'd probably use my own.
再说 如果我写狗的话 应该也会用自己家的
Well, you wanna make your dog happy or you wanna sell books?
那你是想哄狗开心啊还是想要畅销书呢
Now, I was thinking, Eddie joins the circus.
我想 Eddie加入马戏团
And he has all this clown makeup on and everything, you know.
画着小丑的妆和其他乱七八糟的
And he juggles and stuff.
变戏法之类的
And then you could do one where he invents this flying machine
然后你可以让它发明个飞行器
and has all these wacky adventures.
还有那些稀奇古怪的冒险
That's kind of cute.
这还真挺萌的
He could join a flock of geese
可以和鹅一起飞舞
or he could become the world's first dog traffic reporter.
可以成为世界上第一只交通报道狗
Eddie would never do that.
Eddie不会做那种事的
You really don't get Eddie, do you?
你一点都不了解它 是不是
Hey, look who's home. Hey.
嘿 看看谁回家了 嘿
Is this all for me? Oh, Daphne. God, we missed you.
都是为我准备的吗 Daphne 我们好想你
You look great, Daphne. Thank you, Roz.
你看起来很好 Daphne 谢谢你 Roz
Great? You look fantastic.
好 简直不能更棒
I don't know what they did to you there, but what a difference.
不知道他们对你做了什么 简直天差地别
Yes, I was getting pretty big, wasn't I?
是 我那时候挺大只的 是吧
Big? You were ginormous.
大 你简直就是个巨人
Dad.
老爸
I'm just telling her how good she looks. Yes, yes.
我在说她看起来很好 知道 知道
Come here, old man. You really do look lovely, Daphne.
抱一个 老伙计 你看起来真不错 Daphne
Oh, thank you, Dr. Crane.
谢谢你 Crane医生
But I still have to be careful what I eat.
不过我还是得注意自己的饮食
Oh yes, yes, of course.
当然
And to that end, actually, I have a little surprise for you in the refrigerator.
说到这 我在冰箱里为你准备了点小惊喜
You didn't have to do that.
不用这么客气吧
It's not some of those low-cal dinners, is it?
不是什么低卡晚餐吧
Just go look.
看看就知道了
That's hysterical.
太魔性了
It's called the Refrigerator Pig. It's a little plastic pig.
这叫冰箱猪 一个塑料小猪
He's got a recording in his belly.
肚子上有个录音机
Every time you open the refrigerator door,
每回开冰箱门的时候
you'll hear his scolding squeal.
都会听见它的责骂声
So, Daphne, tell us about the spa.
Daphne 跟我们说说疗养院吧
Well, it was lots of hard work.
嗯 受了很多累
We had hikes every morning and sessions with a personal trainer.
每天早上都要爬山 和私教上课
And a wonderful therapist. You are gonna love this.
还有个超赞的心理医生 你们会喜欢这个的
Yes, there was a professional therapist on staff.
是 确实团队里有个职业心理医生
Named "Gloria."
名叫"Gloria"
Who helped me dig down to the root of my problems.
帮我挖掘问题的根在哪里
Gloria's very handy with a shovel.
Gloria用铲子可利落了呢
Well, she must have been very good. I mean, obviously, look at you.
那她一定很厉害 看你现在
Yes. Gloria's very empathetic,
嗯 Gloria也感同身受
because she had a similar weight problem.
因为她有过同样的体重问题
Only she didn't have anyone to help her deal with it.
但没人可以帮她
She had to battle it alone for years.
多年来必须独自与之抗衡
She didn't have a boyfriend she could blame?
没个男朋友可以怪罪一下吗
Is there something you want to say to me?
你想说什么
No.
没什么
Well, I've got something to say. I would like to propose a toast.
我可有的说 我想请大家举杯
I was very lucky to have someone like Gloria at the spa.
我很幸运在疗养院有Gloria帮助我
Yes. You usually have to go all the way to a hair salon
是啊 每次都得去美发店
for that kind of insight.
才能听到那种见解
Here, I'll take that. Yes, uh...
来 给我 嗯
Well, uh, Daphne, the important thing is that...
Daphne 重要的是
is that you're...you're feeling better
你已经好多了
and that you're back home where you belong.
而且回到了你归属的家
Right. I better make mine water.
是的 我还是喝杯水吧
Champagne is pure sugar, you know.
香槟都是糖啊
Niles, what the hell is wrong with you?
Niles 你抽什么疯呢
Oh, Frasier, you would not believe the hack psychobabble
Frasier 你不知道那女人
this woman has filled Daphne's head with.
都给Daphne灌输了什么蹩脚的心灵鸡汤
Well, even if that's true, that's no reason to act like an ass.
就算是那样 你也没必要表现得像个混♥蛋♥吧
Now, you just shape up and treat Daphne with respect.
现在你好好表现 对Daphne礼貌点
Apparently that pig of yours can dish it out, but he can't take it.
你那个猪挺会骂人 可惜不经打啊
So how about that toast? Oh, good idea.
来一起喝一杯吧 好主意
Right, uh...To Daphne.
嗯 敬Daphne
Your warmth and spirit have helped make this place a home.
你的温暖和品格让这里成为一个家
Your influence can be seen in a thousand different ways.
能看到你的影响有千丝万缕
Unless, of course, one's wearing his love goggles.
当然 除非是戴着爱的滤镜看的
That's it. Niles, I think you should go.
够了 Niles 我觉得你该走了
What? I want you to leave right now.
什么 我想让你现在就离开
Nice call on the Refrigerator Pig.
冰箱猪真是个好主意
So you don't think I have a germ phobia?
所以你觉得我没有细菌恐惧症
Not at all. Just a healthy sense of personal hygiene.
一点没有 只不过是正常的个人卫生习惯
Here is the number of the man who cleans my telephones.
这个号♥码的主人是给我清理电♥话♥的
There you go. The best in Seattle. Now, you take care.
给 西雅图最好的伙计了 保重
No, don't touch, don't touch. There you go.
别碰 别碰 好了
Frasier. Uh, what are you doing here?
Frasier 你做什么来了
Oh, I just wanted to see how you were doing after last night.
我来看看你昨晚之后怎么样
Daphne caught me up on what's been going on.
Daphne跟我念叨了下情况
Oh, wonderful.
好极了
So she's talking to every therapist under the sun but me.
她是要和除我之外的所有心理医生都聊聊吗
She said she tried to talk to you.
她说她尝试过和你谈谈
No, she tried to blame me.
不 她尝试着责怪我
According to her puppet master, Gloria,
玩偶听主人Gloria的
Daphne overate because she was afraid
Daphne觉得暴食是
she couldn't live up to my image of her.
害怕无法达到我的期望
Well, there may be something to that.
也有可能
She does have seven years of fantasy to live up to.
她确实有七年的幻想要填啊
What fantasy?
什么幻想
I have a very realistic picture of Daphne.
我看的就是Daphne实际的样子
I love her for who she is. I have since the very beginning.
我爱的是她这个人 一开始就是
All right, when exactly was the very beginning for the two of you anyway?
好吧 你们到底是怎么开始的来着
Well, don't you remember? You introduced us.
不记得了吗 你介绍我们认识的
Daphne, this is my brother, Niles.
Daphne 这是我弟弟 Niles
You're Daphne? Why, yes, I am.
你就是Daphne 怎么了 是我啊
Well, when Frasier told me he'd hired an Englishwoman,
Frasier跟我说雇了英国女人的时候
I pictured someone a little more... Not quite so...
我想象的是一个更 不是这么
You're Daphne?
你就是Daphne
Right again. It's nice to meet you. Look at you, Niles.
又说对了 很高兴见到你 看看你 Niles
The woman's a stranger to you
这女人根本还是陌生人
and yet you're ready to hand her your heart.
而你已经准备好献出自己的心了
Well, I may have been a tad smitten. What's your point?
我是有点神魂颠倒了 你想说什么
My point is... Niles, pay attention.
我想说 Niles 注意听
My point is, your so-called realistic picture of Daphne
我想说 你所谓对Daphne的现实认知
has been clouded from the start by your intense attraction to her.
从一开始就被她对你的强烈吸引所遮蔽了
All right. Perhaps at the beginning I was blinded by infatuation.
好吧 我可能最开始是有点迷恋
But over the years, I've learned everything about her.
但这么多年了 我了解她的一切
And my love has only deepened.
而我的爱只增不减
I've learned that she's caring and compassionate.
我知道她富有同情心和爱心
And she can be moody sometimes.
有时会耍小性子
She likes jelly on her pancakes instead of syrup.
吃薄饼喜欢配果冻而不是糖浆
Her laugh, it's like music.
她的笑 如音乐一般
Oh, and that girl can dance.
而且这姑娘能跳舞
You're beautiful. You're a goddess.
你如此美丽 有如女神下凡
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