熟女镇（2009）

Cougar Town S06E12

Part 4 Dec. 8, 2020, 11 p.m.

Can Trav do anything like a man?
小崔啥时候能男人点
Hey, guys, I need your help with Tom!
两位我需要你们也来帮汤姆
Jules said I'm the number-one kisser!
茱尔斯说我吻技世界一流
Which isn't important right now.
不过现在这并不重要
What do you need, Junebug?
你需要我做什么小茱虫
I need you and Grayson to get a band.
我需要你和格雷森去找个乐队
And, Ellie, I'm gonna fix up the plaza.
艾莉我得去安排广场计划
You go get Tom and bring him back here.
你去把汤姆带过来
Oh, are we playing a game called
我们是在玩一个列举
"things that are never gonna happen"?
"永远不会发生的事"的游戏吗
Ellie, I can't make you do anything that you don't want to do.
艾莉我没法逼你做任何你不想做的事
But deep down, I know you want to help
但我知道其实你内心深处想要帮忙
because you care about your friends and you care about Tom.
因为你关心你的朋友关心汤姆
Damn it!
该死
Hey, uh, hi. We've never met.
你好我们第一次见
Uh, my name is Grayson. I am a big fan of the Jugs.
我叫格雷森最喜欢老伙计[奶♥子♥]了
The band, the band the Big Ol' Jugs.
我说的是乐队老伙计[大奶♥子♥]
Not yours.
不是你那对
I mean, not that yours aren't big.
我也不是说你的就不大
They're -- they're... fantastic, actually.
你这一对...也特别坚挺
Uh, Waz, Chick has something he'd like to say to you.
瓦茨奇克有话想跟你说
Chick.
奇克
I would just like to say that...
我想说的就是...
women kill bands.
女人毁乐队
Down with Yoko!
打倒小野洋子
What I meant is...
我的意思是...
I need to get the band back,
我想要重组乐队
and I can't do it without you.
但没有你我做不到
So... if she's as good as you say she is,
所以...要是她真如你说得那么好
then I would be honored to have her join us.
我很愿意邀请她加入我们的乐团
You have beautiful breasts, by the way.
顺便说一句还真是对美胸啊
Thank you. You're so sweet.
谢谢夸奖你嘴真甜
What do you say?
干不干
Let's do it.
干
Tom, are you rolled up in a sad, little ball?
汤姆你又蜷在角落暗自哭泣了吗
Maybe.
大概吧
Good to see you.
你好
I have a shoe bag just like that.
我也有一个这样的装鞋袋
I know. I broke into your house to get these.
我知道我闯进你家拿的
I do want to talk to you
我倒是想要问问你
about the empty lipstick tubes in your freezer
你冰箱里用完的口红是怎么回事
and why you have blueprints of all our houses
为什么你有我家所有房♥间的位置布局
and framed pictures of our bathrooms.
还挂有我们家浴室的照片
But for now, I'm gonna take you and we're gonna win Mary.
但现在我要带你去赢得玛丽的芳心
Mary thinks I'm weird and creepy.
玛丽觉得我是个奇葩
Right, 'cause you are.
没错你确实是
But you're also sweet, and I want you to be happy.
但你人很好我不想让你伤心
Wow, Ellie.
艾莉
Does this mean that you care about me?
你是说你关心我吗
Can you say it out loud?
能大声告诉我吗
But you do care?
但你确实关心我是吧
Would you say that you love --
那可以理解为是你爱...
Too far. Withdraw the question.
扯太远了当我没问
We've got to get to the plaza, and we have to hurry.
我们要赶去广场得抓紧时间了
Let's do it. Oh, but I can't run in my dancing shoes.
走吧可是我不能穿着舞鞋跑
They'll stretch and be ruined.
会撑大鞋子那就毁了
Okay.
到了
They always say the mean ones are the strongest.
人们总说婊♥子♥力气大
Come here!
快过来
Jules, what's going on?
茱尔斯怎么回事
Well, we all got together to help you get the girl.
我们要一起帮你追到妹子
You said Tom was holding people hostage
你不是说汤姆绑♥架♥了人♥质♥
and I had to talk him down.
得要我来劝他吗
You also said...
你还说
karate chopping the air makes you run faster,
手刀跑法可以让你跑得更快
and I'm pretty sure that's not the case.
我可以肯定并不是这样
I think you just weren't doing it right.
我想你应该是动作不标准
Oh, look! Tom is here!
快看呀汤姆也在这
What a coincidence.
真是太巧了
And he's great.
而且他没事
Hey, Jugs, hit it.
老伙计开始
** She's a good girl *
* 她是位好姑娘
** Loves her mama *
* 深爱她的妈妈
Oh, Jules, I-I don't think I can go out there and dance alone.
茱尔斯我不敢一个人在大街上跳舞
** Loves Jesus *
* 爱耶稣
Well, you don't have to.
你不是一个人
** And America, too *
* 热爱美国
** She's a good girl *
* 她是位好姑娘
** She's crazy about Elvis *
* 她迷恋着猫王
** Loves horses *
*喜欢马驹
Hey, Mary. Hi, Tom.
玛丽汤姆
** And her boyfriend, too *
* 和她男友
Sorry if my friends were a little pushy.
我为我朋友的肆意妄为而道歉
They're very strange.
他们真是怪人
But judging by what they did for you,
但看着他们为你安排了这么多
they must really think you're great.
他们肯定是认为你很好
I don't know what I'd do without them.
没有他们我都不知道自己会怎么样
The Argentina lake duck has a corkscrew-shaped penis.
阿根廷湖鸭有螺旋状阴♥茎♥
I'm sorry. I'm not usually this weird.
对不起我从来没这么奇葩过
I... I'm nervous around you
我一站在你身边就紧张
because I think you're so amazing
因为我觉得你超赞
and sweet and so beautiful.
美丽动人甜美大方
Mary, I-I never believed that I had a chance with you.
玛丽我从没想过自己能高攀上你
Until they believed in me.
而他们却认为我可以
Shall we? Yeah.
跳一支吧好
** And I'm free *
* 我自♥由♥了
** I'm free falling *
* 自♥由♥地坠入
** And I'm free *
* 我自♥由♥了
** I'm free falling *
* 自♥由♥地坠入
** Free fallin' love *
* 自♥由♥地坠入爱河
I've been waiting for you my whole life.
我这一生就在等待着你的出现
** Free fallin' love *
* 自♥由♥地坠入爱河
** I'm free fallin' love *
* 自♥由♥地坠入爱河
** Now I'm free falling *
* 自♥由♥地坠入
** And I'm free *
* 我自♥由♥了
I told you it would work.
我就说能成吧
** And I'm free falling *
* 自♥由♥地坠入
I never said it wouldn't.
我从没说过不能成啊
Yes, you did.
你说过
No, I didn't.
我没说过
** And I'm free *
* 我自♥由♥了
Well, there's only one way for you to climb the charts.
现在只有一种办法能让你提升排名
You have to kiss all three of us
我们三个人你都得亲一口
so we can compare.
这样我们才能有比较
Well, I've had sex with her.
我和她睡过
And by kissing her,
要是亲了她
I will close to loop, so that we basically all just... kiss each other.
也就是说我们基本上都互相亲了个遍
Well, now you have to.
你现在必须得亲
But beware, I'm really handsy.
小心点哦我的手脚可不老实
Oh, she is.
她确实是
And I'm super into tongue conversation.
我可喜欢舌吻了
Yeah, she is.
她就是这样
What the hell's do you guys do when I'm not around?
我不在的时候你们都在干些什么