熟女镇（2009）

Cougar Town S06E05

Part 4 Dec. 8, 2020, 10:59 p.m.

Okay, I talked to Travis,
听着我和崔维斯谈了
and I tried to take off my mom goggles.
我试着摘掉了"妈妈眼镜"
Business whiz, or mega nerd?
是商业奇才还是超级奇葩
It took everything I could do
我强忍♥着内心的冲动
not to give him a super wedgie.
才没有拉他的内♥裤♥把他拎起来
Laurie, I'm so sorry
劳里真抱歉
I encouraged this terrible idea.
我之前还鼓励他这个坏点子
It's okay, honey.
没事亲
It just shows how much you care, you know?
这只是说明你非常在意他
And I get it now.
我现在理解了
Just this morning, I was changing baby Bobby,
就在今早我在给宝贝鲍比换尿布
and he caught me with a laser of pee right between the eyes,
然后他的尿径直射到我两眼之间了
and all I could think was,
而我却只觉得
"That's amazing aim, little guy."
"射得真准小家伙"
He's so talented!
他真有天赋
Oh, wait. Do I have grandma goggles?
等等我是不是也戴了"外婆眼镜"
You have lots of different goggles, Jules.
你有很多种眼镜茱尔斯
But I love you for 'em.
但我就爱你这样
Kids, you're gonna hit the last note of "Twinkle, twinkle,"
孩子们你们唱完《一闪一闪亮晶晶》
and then -- kapow -- right into "Buns."
就直接切入《面包歌♥》
Hot-cross your own buns.
去热你自己的面包吧
My class has a jam to pump.
我的学生们要摇滚起来
You guys with me?! Yeah!
你们说好不好好
That guy is wack.
这家伙太酷了
Tiny eyes! Tiny eyes! Tiny eyes!
小眼睛小眼睛小眼睛
I think revenge
我认为
is a dish best served flaming.
君子报仇要火冒三丈
Why did you do that? It was such a cool line.
你干什么这句话多经典
The other day, you mentioned your Saint Bernards.
那天你说到你以前养的圣伯纳犬
You had two, I believe. What were their names?
你养过两只它们叫什么来着
I don't think we ever got around to naming them.
我觉得我们没给它们取过名字
Dusty and Bear?
是叫灰灰和熊熊吧
I thought Dustybear Financial had an odd ring to it.
我就觉得灰灰熊金融听起来有点怪
You made it up. Roger didn't get me fired.
是你瞎编的不是罗杰害我被开除
And he didn't derail my mayorship.
也不是他害我被免除镇长职位
I did, by being a sucky mayor.
是我自己没有尽职尽责
The jig is up, sweetheart.
你被识破了亲爱的
You baited me with an old newspaper,
你用一张旧报纸骗了我
cooked up this plan,
设计好这个诡计
then ran me around on a wild-goose chase.
让我毫无意义地瞎折腾
Why?
为什么
You were so down,
你之前很沮丧
and I -- I wanted to get that spark back.
我想重新唤醒你的激♥情♥
What better way than blowing up someone's office?
有什么办法能比炸掉别人的办公室更好呢
But does it spoil all the fun we had
但我们从中获得的乐趣会因为你发现
to know I made it all up?
是我编造了这一切而改变吗
The fact that you made all this up for me
光是知道你为我计划了这一切
is so much better than any revenge.
就比任何形式的复仇都美妙得多
Boom.
来抱抱
Listen up.
听我说
So, Roger didn't fire you...
罗杰没有害你被开除
But he is a total d-bag.
但他仍然是个大混球
Yeah, tremendous d-bag.
没错超级大混球
Shall we?
我们动手吧
Let's! Come on.
好啊来吧
Hey! Laurie, mom!
劳里妈
I want to show you guys something.
我想给你们看些东西
I had an idea.
我想到一个点子
Actually, something mom said gave me an idea.
实际上妈妈的话启发了我
So I took the van to...
于是我把货车开去...
Here, just come with me.
来跟我来吧
Meet the winebulance.
请看我的"酒"护车
So, you're out of wine,
你的酒喝光了
but you don't want to go to the store,
但又不想去商店买♥♥
so you call Gulfhaven's
你可以打给避风湾
only mobile wine bar.
唯一的移♥动♥酒吧
What do you think?
你们觉得怎么样
This is the greatest idea ever!
这真是最棒的点子了
Or the worst. Laurie?
还是最差的劳里你觉得呢
I think it's great. No, really, Travis.
我觉得很棒不说真的崔维斯
I-I -- actually, I think it's brilliant.
我实际上我觉得这主意超赞
Oh, hey. Here, take a flier.
来拿一份宣传♥单♥吧
I knew Travis was a genius!
我就知道崔维斯是个天才
God, you know what?
天呐你知道吗
I have to say, "You were right."
我不得不说 "你是对的"
And you can really tell he's been working out.
而且完全能看得出他最近在健身
Uh, you can't. He hasn't.
你看不出他没在健身
I mean...
我是说...
And next up, please welcome
下一个节目有请
Ms. Corsino's first-grade class.
科尔西诺老师的一年级学生
**Everybody, dance now*
*大家舞动起来
**Here is the dome*
*来到圆顶
**Back with the bass*
*献上低音炮
**The jam is live in effect, and I don't waste*
*现场表演即将开始我不会
**time on the mike with a dope rhyme*
*浪费时间唱押韵歌♥词
**Jump to the rhythm, jump, jump to the rhythm, jump*
*跟着节奏跳起来跟着节奏跳起来
**And I'm here to combine*
*我为大家献上
**Beats and lyrics to make your shake your pants*
*节奏歌♥词完美结合让你扭动起来
**Take a chance, come on and dance*
*尝试一下快来舞动
**Guys, grab a girl, don't wait, make her twirl*
*哥们找个姑娘莫等闲让她扭动起来
**It's your world, and I'm just a squirrel*
*这是你的世界我只是个小松鼠
**Trying to get a nut to move your butt*
*找个坚果让你舞动
**To the dance floor, so, yo, what's up*
*来到舞池感觉如何
**Hands in the air, come on and say, "Yeah"*
*手举起来一起喊
**Everybody over here, everybody over there*
*这边的朋友那边的朋友
**The crowd is live as I pursue this groove*
*我带大家嗨起来
**Party people in the house*
*我们都是派对狂人
**Everybody, dance now*
*大家舞动起来
Let's leave before he sees us.
趁他没看到我们赶紧撤
Yeah. Good idea.
好的好主意
Thank you for helping me
感谢你帮我度过
through a very strange time in my life.
人生中这段非常诡异的时光
If this was all fake,
如果一切都是编的
how come you have an illegal-fireworks guy?
你怎么会认识个非法贩卖♥♥烟花爆竹的人
I'm a stay-at-home mom with a full-time nanny.
我是个全职妈妈还有个全职保姆
I get up to stuff.
难免会有时间干点坏事
And what goes well with a L.A. face?
什么和洛杉矶面孔比较配呢
It's an Oakland booty.
奥克兰臀部
Jump around. Just jump around.
跳来跳去蹦来蹦去
Jump around. Jump aroung. Now stop!
跳来跳去蹦来蹦去停
Do this.
这样做
Okay. By show of hands,
好举手表决
who is down with the east coast,
谁比较喜欢东岸
and who is down with the west coast?
而谁比较喜欢西岸
All around.
转圈圈