熟女镇（2009）

Cougar Town S06E08

Part 2 Dec. 8, 2020, 10:59 p.m.

but Ellie won't let me have them.
但艾莉不让我吃
So what do I do?
于是我是怎么做的呢
Fine. What do you do?
好吧你怎么做的
I keep secret marshmallow stashes --
我偷偷藏了很多棉花糖
in my house, in my car, all over town.
在我家里车上和镇上的各种角落
Always close enough to grab whenever I want one.
随时随地想吃就吃
Right now you could just reach out and...
这么说你现在伸手就能…
That's harmony -- a woman who always wins
表面上听老婆话
and a man who doesn't mind because he has...
背地里找乐子
secret treats.
此乃婚姻和谐之道
Okay, you don't have to keep whispering it.
你不用这么小声的
I know. I like to.
我知道我就爱小声说
There must be something you want,
你肯定也有一些你想要
Something she doesn't want you to have.
她却不让你要的东西
Go get it. She won't know. Everyone wins.
大胆行动吧她不会知道的双赢
You did it!
恭喜
I've wanted this for months, but Laurie hates video games.
我朝思暮想了几个月了但劳里讨厌电玩
Come on! Let's go to your house and play.
走我们去你家玩
My house? Are you crazy? Ellie can't see me playing this.
去我家你疯了吧艾莉不得叨叨死我
We can't play at my house.
那也不能在我家玩啊
So I just indirectly lied to Laurie
我是卡也刷了劳里也骗了
and blew my gift card on a treat I can't enjoy?
结果还没玩成游戏一场空
Well, see ya.
回见啦
Hey, babe. Hi. Where you been?
宝贝早早你去哪儿了
Oh, just out running some errands, met the exterminators.
出去办了点事和除虫员碰了个面
Boring stuff. Hmm.
没什么特别的
Right on time.
很准时啊
Yeah, and he's all happy and smiley.
他咋这么开心
It's not like him.
一反常态
It's all a bit strange.
感觉手有点生
I-I need to prep.
我得准备一下
I got totally slammed by the happy hour rush yesterday.
昨天的优♥惠♥时段可把我累坏了
All right, when he comes back down,
等他再下来
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
我一定查个水落石出
My husband! Yay!
老公
My wife! Cool!
老婆
Hey, I have to run to the bar for a few things
我得赶在他们消毒前
before they fumigate.
去酒吧取点东西
I'll be back in a bit. Love you.
我去去就回爱你哦
Uh, hey, babe?
亲爱的等等
You know, when you've been coming home
你这两天办事回来
from your daily errands, you seem really happy.
总是乐呵呵的哈
Of course I'm happy. I'm married to you.
有妻如你我能不开心吗
Dang it! He threw me off the trail.
擦他把我糊弄过去了
World's worst detective.
就你这还查个水落石出呢
Fortunately, you have me.
不过算你走运你还有我
Ellie, what are you doing?
艾莉你要干嘛
W-- no, no, no. We can't.
别住手我们不能这样
Yes, I am dying to know what's in that bag,
没错我的确很想知道他包里装了什么
but it is more important for me to trust my husband
但更重要的是我要信任我的丈夫
and respect his boundaries.
尊重他的隐私
Are you sure about that?
你就是嘴上说说吧
Look down.
朝下看
Aw, hands.
瞧我这破手
What are you doing?!
你俩想干啥啊
Ellie, I'm not gonna go through Grayson's bag. Again, hands.
艾莉我不翻格雷森的包口手不一
Uh, seriously, they just do whatever they want.
说真的我实在管不住自己的手
Gold chain.
金链子
Black gloves.
黑手套
Weird paper in the shape of money.
奇怪的假纸钱
I thought there'd be some gay stag film he did in college,
我还以为里面有他大学时拍的基情片
or...a gun.
或是枪什么的
This is boring.
真没劲
At least none of these are weird sex things.
起码没什么奇葩的情♥趣♥用♥品♥
Uh, two of them can be. Which one?
有两个可能是哪两个
No, I don't wanna know.
算了我不想知道
The fedora, right?
是这顶帽子吧
If you really wanna know what he's doing...
如果你真想知道他在做什么
1100 Ocean Street.
下午六点
6:00 P.M.
去海洋街1100号♥
Bingo. Case closed.
太棒谜底揭晓
Actually, it -- it's not. It's very open.
离揭晓还差得远好吗
That's what I meant. Case wide open.
我就是这意思谜底还有待揭晓
I've gotta go. All this stupid's giving me a headache.
我走了你简直蠢得让我头疼
If that backpack is from your dad's boat,
如果这背包真是你♥爸♥船上的
one of the pockets may be filled with snake eggs.
某个口袋里肯定有蛇蛋
We need to talk about... this.
我们要谈谈...这个
Have you lost your mind? What if Ellie sees that here?
你疯了吗艾莉发现了咋办
Is she here? No!
她在吗不在
Then how would she know? This is her lair.
那她咋能发现这是她的老巢
Anything's off, she'll sniff it out.
稍微有个风吹草动她立马就知道
上世纪80年代的情景喜剧
《查尔斯当家》
Last week, just as I was about to click "Buy"
上个礼拜我想买♥♥《查尔斯当家》
on a full 5-season DVD set of "Charles In Charge,"
全五季的DVD 我刚要点"立即购买♥♥"
She texted me "Don't."
她给我发了个短♥信♥说"别"
All right, well, if I can't play this anywhere,
好吧既然到处都不能玩
I might as well return it.
我还不如把它退了
No, you can't give up now.
不不能就这样放弃
This is your... secret treat.
这是你的秘密奖赏啊
We gotta find a place to play.
我们一定要找个能玩的地方
What about Tom's house? No.
去汤姆家咋样不行
The last time I walked in his garage, he was wearing a kimono,
上次我进他家车♥库♥ 他穿着一身和服
eating sushi off the body of a female mannequin.
从一个假模特身上夹寿司吃
I got it! I know where we can play!
我想到啦我知道我们能去哪儿玩啦
Oh. So you're heading to Grayson's mystery address.
你这是准备去格雷森的秘密之地了吗
What do you think it is?
不知道是什么地方啊
Fight club? Sex club?
拳击俱乐部还是色情俱乐部
Maybe it's both.
说不定都是
Maybe it's fight-sex club or a sex-fight club.
也可能是拳击加色情或色情加拳击
What's the difference? One has fight sex
有什么区别一个是拳击在前
and the other one has sex fights.
一个是色情在前顺序不同
Whatever it is, I'm covered.
不论怎样我都做好了准备
I got, uh, two bottles of Gatorade,
我带了两瓶佳得乐[运动饮料]
can of mace, and my best bra.
防狼喷雾还有我最赞的内衣
Oh, it does sound like you have it covered.
看来你还真是准备万全了啊
Uh, one Nutty Pinot.
来杯比诺红酒吧
Oh, tip him a dollar. It's worth it.
快赏他一块小费服务太好
Tip tip hooray! Tip tip hooray!
小费万岁万万岁
Your generosity just made my day.
您的慷慨我的快乐
So drink your wi--
尽情喝...
What up, y'all?
各位好啊
Okay, that's officially child abuse.
这简直是虐待儿童
I mean, skankify yourself if you must,
你自己怎么作都成
But please, don't skankify a baby.
别折腾你家娃好吗
Jules, tell her how this looks.
茱尔斯快声援我
They're so adorable.
他们好萌啊
I just wanna gobble them both up right now.
真想一口吃掉
What? Yesterday when you saw it, you went, "Wow."
什么昨天你还感慨"天呐"呢
"Wow, they are so adorable,
"天呐他们太萌了
I wanna gobble them up right now."
真想一口吃掉"
Okay, I gotta go to a sex-fight club.
我得赶去色情拳击俱乐部了
Oh! Cheetah's?
是猎豹吗
I thought that burned down in the thong fire of '07.
那儿不是被07年的一场大火烧光了吗
Hmm. I am not good
我可真是
at choosing the people I hang out with.
交友不慎
What, babe?
怎么了宝贝
Tom!
汤姆
I need you to hook me up with some...protection.
你得帮我搞点...防护措施
Are we talking condoms or guns?
你是要避孕套还是枪
No. I need... You have guns?
不是我是要...你有枪吗