韦恩

Wayne S01E04

Part 5 May 19, 2020, 2:17 p.m.

-到底是谁这属于非法... -现在...
- Who was it? It was an illegal. - And it's now...
后面热得跟蒸笼似的
Hey, it's hot back here!
太久以来都太容易...
It's been too easy for too long...
你要带我们去哪
Where you taking us?
什么鬼
What the fuck?
那不是我的车吗
Is that my car?
那他妈就是我的车
That's my fucking car!
操
Fuck!
这他妈的
What the fuck?
操蛋
Bullshit!
你♥他♥妈♥...你个小贱...
Ow, you fuck... You fuck...
操操♥你♥大♥爷♥的
Fuck! Fucking fuck!
操你个狗日...
Mother fuck...
他干了什么他现在不会付我们工钱了
他要把你们送去移♥民♥局
He was gonna send you to immigration.
救护车叫救护车混♥蛋♥
Ambulance! Call an ambulance, you fuck.
谢谢你老美小子
Gracias, gringo loco.
-操 -干得漂亮柯南
- Fuck! - Nice work, Conan.
对那姑娘好好的好吗
You take care of that girl, okay?
朋友不不不不求你了救救我
Amigo, no, no, no, no! Por favor. Help me.
叫救护车啊
Call an ambulance!
我他妈的日了你的狗逼
Oh, you fucking cocksucker!
-准备好了吗 -老子一出生就准备好了
- Okay, you ready? - I was born ready.
比你晚一分四十秒
A minute 40 seconds after you.
他左眼视力不好
And man, don't see good in his left eye.
所以从左侧攻击他
Okay? So hit him from the left.
照着鸡♥巴♥一个勾拳按住他
Punch him in the dick, hold him down,
-我再来个蛤♥蟆♥吼 -好好
- I'll wail on him. - Okay. Okay.
如果他已经醉倒了呢
What if he's already lying down?
-跳过第一步直接照着鸡儿来 -直接照着鸡儿来
- Skip step one. Straight to the dick. - Straight to the dick.
听我口令数三秒
Okay, on my mark. On three.
一二三
One, two, three.
等等等等等等
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
我们有条语♥音♥留言
Yeah, we got voicemails.
生日快乐特迪
Happy Birthday, Teddy.
生日快乐卡尔
Happy Birthday, Carl.
死黛尔
Fuckin' Del.
还挺体贴
Thoughtful bitch.
还是去买♥♥电池吧
Let's go get that battery.
-你来了 -嗯
- You're here. - Yeah.
我来这是想...
I, uh, wanted to be here for...
哈利
Harry.
是亨利随便了
Henry, but whatever.
今天我们在此齐聚
We gather here today to celebrate the life
为亨利·邓恩的生命悼念
of Henry Dunn,
如今他已同天父回归故土与上帝同在
who has now returned to his home with our God, the Father.
别闹了
Knock it off.
生命转瞬即逝
A life taken far too soon.
失去父亲绝非易事
Losing a parent is never easy,
更何况是个小孩
especially for a small child.
记住亨利会在天上看着你
Just know that Henry will always be watching...
《韦恩》下集预告
Next on "Wayne"...
我不知道自己是不是
I don't know if I'm the type of person
人们真心喜欢的那种人
that people would really, even like or whatever.
有时
Well, sometimes,
想让别人喜欢你你就不能做自己
to get people to like ya, you gotta not be you at all.
她为什么在乎别人喜不喜欢她
Why does she care if people fuckin' like her or not?
就算人们现在还不是混♥蛋♥
If people aren't assholes now,
他们迟早也会变成混♥蛋♥
they're gonna become assholes later.
记住我的话
Mark my fuckin' words.
你很聪明很善良很漂亮
You're smart, you're kind, you're pretty,
你可以在水下倒立
you can do a frigging underwater handstand!
或许我也想因为做了些好事
Maybe I wanna be noticed for once.
而被别人注意一次
For something good.